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@stuartmackiet

The UK's last smoker. BCFC.

Katılım Eylül 2010
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Count Binface@CountBinface·
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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Pulp Librarian
Pulp Librarian@PulpLibrarian·
I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.
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Chuck D@MrChuckD·
@checktherhyme1_ @SebastianAvenue Agree Depends on age though. Id put Nations and Fear up on anything that taught and moved the world. Hiphop is age relevant. My 2 faves are RunDmc King of Rock Raising Hell and Runs House back to back to back
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@Matt5cott I thought that Percy Veerence, who scored the equaliser according to Sky, looked OK.
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Southgate doing Masters punditry., for some reason. Presume everyone will shoot 72 and he'll say he saw "a lot of positives"
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@Matt5cott Somewhere on an Italian beach, Maurizio Sarri is munching on a whole ashtray's worth of fag-ends and trying to not to choke as he laughs.
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Matt Scott
Matt Scott@Matt5cott·
Petr Cech v Chelsea, Europa League final, 2019 Kepa Arrizabalaga v Manchester City, League Cup final, 2026. Chelsea keepers must never, ever be allowed anywhere near our teamsheet in these big games. 🔴⚪️
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Stu@stuartmackiet·
@Jenniferarcuri Hope "they" don't, seeing as that's an incomprehensible sentence.
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Jennifer Arcuri@Jenniferarcuri·
“Two weeks to of rationing” they’ll say
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@rewindtvuk The geezer from Bubblegum and Cheese finally realizing he didn't have to sit so close to the camera.
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@OCATCOfficial Joel Hoel. We are legion and will not rest.
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Richard Kadrey@Richard_Kadrey·
“I think we are moving into extremely volatile and dangerous times, as modern electronic technologies give mankind almost unlimited powers to play with its own psychopathology as a game.” —JG Ballard
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Stu@stuartmackiet·
@Matt5cott I think every PL footballer should go for the Abel Xavier "Zeus" look until they win 20 in a row.
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Matt Scott@Matt5cott·
Is Declan doing the not cutting his hair until Arsenal have won five in a row thing? 🔴⚪️
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Stu@stuartmackiet·
@Matt5cott @GNev2 In fairness, he famously hates goals from corners. Even the two at the Nou Camp in 1999.
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Matt Scott@Matt5cott·
@GNev2 And of course he’s saying it is an OG. Of course he is.
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Stu@stuartmackiet·
Oh, FFS, I'm going to have to actually buy-and-listen-to this doubtless-dreadful new Morrissey album tomorrow, aren't I?
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Stu@stuartmackiet·
Ah, good morning, X-slash-Twitter. Let me guess - today you're going to show us some little clips of what "Bro" and "Unc" have been up to, right?
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harlequin1974@harlequin1974·
@LondonPubMap 400m up the road is the best Guinness pint you’ll get in west London and some say London .. O’Briens 👍
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London Pub Map
London Pub Map@LondonPubMap·
The Shanakee 📍9-10, Central Buildings, The Broadway, London W5 2NT This is a real friendly locals pub with an Irish soul. From the outside it’s not the most inviting but don’t let that put you off. A proper down to earth boozer. #pub #ealing
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