Stuart Newman

@MartinSLewis Self-service is always cheaper ;-)... JOKING !!!

Today's Poll: With 15 items of supermarket shopping would you choose a self-service till or staffed till if the queue was of equal length?

To save me answering the same question, all politicians lie. Boris was an inveterate liar. But I have never seen a Prime Minister who has combined such extensive lying with such a broad and un-self-aware attempt to frame themself as a paragon of virtue, as Keir Starmer.

Imagine being so far left that you start defending a terrorist regime that literally maims or straight-up murders women just for showing their hair. Let that sink in you fucking clowns. You’re out here simping for monsters who whip, torture, imprison, or execute women over a single strand of hair peeking out from under a hijab. Over HAIR. A basic, natural part of being a human woman. This isn’t “anti-imperialism.” This isn’t “cultural relativism.” This isn’t “nuance.” This is vile, stomach turning, women-hating hypocrisy dressed up as progressive politics. How do you look at yourself in the mirror while making excuses for a regime that treats half its population like property that can be beaten or killed for the crime of existing as women? How do you sleep at night knowing you’re carrying water for people who stone women, throw acid in their faces, or hang them in public squares… all because they dared to show their hair? The mental gymnastics required to defend that kind of barbarism while claiming to care about women’s rights is beyond pathetic. It’s disgusting. It’s unforgivable. Wake the hell up. Stop romanticizing oppression. Stop whitewashing misogynistic theocracy. All of this… because you hate Donald Trump… SHAME on every single one of you who does this. Absolute, burning shame. Get fucked.

With Iran's IRGC closing the Strait of Hormuz, it's a good thing that here in the UK we can rely on our North Sea oil. Thank God we didn't elect a bunch of idiots who mothballed the offshore platforms for no good reason.... Oh wait. #LabourUK

Income tax allowances were frozen from the start of the 2021 tax year. Inflation since then has devalued these allowances by 26.7%. Over the same period the State Pension has increased by 28.1% and Universal Credit by 30.1%. Those on benefits have been protected at the expense of those at work. Stop prioritising the unproductive if you want to have an economy in the future.

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@10DowningStreet "We will aways act in the UK’s national interest" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What happens on the world stage matters directly to people here at home. It shapes the cost of energy, the price of food, the security of jobs, and the stability that families rely on to plan their lives. We will aways act in the UK’s national interest.

@5Pillarsuk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Today, an honourable man of integrity has been ruthlessly scapegoated, publicly maligned and discarded in favour of appeasing hooligans and the very violence his actions prevented. This was not accountability – it was a witch hunt.” - Independent MP Ayoub Khan. The West Midlands Police Chief, Constable Craig Guildford, announced his retirement at 4 pm today following backlash regarding his decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans from a fixture in Birmingham in November 2025. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoud and the Zionist lobby had “distorted” Guildford’s decision and “undermined their own police force,” according MP Khan. “Birmingham deserved better. Our Police deserved better. And the truth will outlive this moment.”

@RockyWasYer @malonebarry @RockyWasYer Obviously love your tweets, but feel I have to correct you here.. you appear to be confusing the words "journalist" & "twat" ! ;-)

@malonebarry Shouldn't a journalist check out the weather in Gaza before posting silly shit like this?

What's happening in Gaza is now almost entirely absent from the top international headlines. But Israel is still killing Palestinians and their babies are freezing to death. We can't afford to stop talking about that.

@AvonandsomerRob Scary thing is that’s probably his Grindr profile photo 😂

@British_Airways might want to check how you’re supporting affected customers impacted by travel disruption.. you sent me the below text almost 15 hours late, how did this help me last night ???

British people take to rooftops begging Trump to come and get Starmer next!

@ethanbnewman 😂😂😂

@EssexPR @1645NasebyFree @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP @DavidLammy Starmer couldn’t be a bigger cunt !!! Wish he’d just fuck off with his rent boy buddies !!!!

He’s deleted this tweet today… Why was this guy your “ top priority “ ? @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP @DavidLammy ?

@ChelsGraceO Fabulous effort 👍👍👍

Merry Christmas🎄 I’m on crackling duty as I am every year 🫡

@PatrickChristys Whilst we're at the same time suppressing medicene careers for UK graduates!! 🤬

5,129 engineers. So that’s 12,329 doctors and engineers out of 850,000 visas granted in the last 12 months.

@zarahussain999 So no more Palestinian flags as well????? 🥳

The UK and England flag cult are back in South Shields. They are protesting against HMO’s and Intimidating asylum seekers…***sigh*** Question….Is it time to end the flag cult?

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@SW_Help @FRSZMZ56 Trains from Shepperton to Kingston affected ?

@FRSZMZ56 Hi, yes that will be fine ^MC

@EssexPR They are PERSONALLY responsible for every offence caused as a result of their actions, may they reap what they sow !!

How can so many on the left justify these foreign men coming here and raping and killing ? You people need your heads tested, you’re dangerous.