Stunna St-Claire

Before the invention of the crowbar crows drank alone

@awarehossain @patchworkfemme Using AI to talk about rocks lol

“They’re rocks” is one of those sentences that ends negotiations instantly. Dollar store energy is fascinating because at some point the system just stops caring and defaults to vibes-based pricing. Honestly though, that employee achieved peak efficiency: no barcode, no problem, just acceptance of reality.

got a small bag of rocks at the dollar store. had no price tag on it so the guy couldn’t scan it. he looked at me, shrugged, said “they’re rocks,” and put them in my bag. like ok u kinda clocked me but also thank you

@IrishFuk @musaratali @NASA It’s true guys he’s actually a buddy of mine. I still remember that night he told us he declined it, we all went out together to celebrate at a gay bar. Just a couple of hot MAGA patriots together pounding down beers and each other’s assholes

@musaratali @NASA It’s funny that I passed on a NASA job because they asked me for my pronouns and the recruiter had some weird shit attached to their email.

hey @NASA my 8-year old just found a spelling mistake on your website. he insists this is a "critical mission update" :)

Ryder from gta San Andreas: you a straight buster, fool 8 year old me: I am not a buster

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

@Jesus77308959 @sorealfoods Why don’t you come step out into the real world, bubble boy

@sorealfoods If you put your hands over my drink like that with no gloves, I'm not drinking it.

Korean Beer Master 🇰🇷🍺 © korea_table

@crustysurfer @JonesHowDareYou I wonder if the bird can mimic the sound of you gagging on politicians’ cocks

@stunnaST @JonesHowDareYou yeah, you don't get out much do ya? you're a satyr that doesn't understand satire.. and you can't even see what i did there..

For anyone who has never met the Superb Lyrebird of Australia. David Attenborough says it displays one of the most sophisticated voice skills within the animal kingdom—"the most elaborate, the most complex, and the most beautiful." The chainsaw always brings tears to my eyes.

@crustysurfer @JonesHowDareYou Imagine watching a video of this beautiful bird and trying to interject politics into it. What a deranged idiot

@JonesHowDareYou my challenge to the internet.. make a song using these sounds from the lyre bird.. rap? blues? rock or jazz.. i don't care... but your choices are A) AOC B) Pam bondi or C) Ilhan Omar for the title. the liar bird sings the song they want you to believe you want to hear

@MichaelKantro Why do you hide the witz part here Michael?

Expect yields to be lower in next three months, says Piper Sandler's Michael Kantrowitz cnb.cx/439i8NP

@PJJr29 @KyleKulinski Yeah tell ‘em Paulie! Tell ‘em how much bigger his cock is too! How he blows the biggest loads down your throat. Loads like no one’s ever seen before. And believe me, Paulie knows loads

@KyleKulinski Yeah and yet still has more testosterone and stamina than u and all yur “friends” combined… turd

Bro lookin like Mrs. Doubtfire in hospice care

@CuriosityonX I’d just drive faster than 60mph tbh

If you drove a car at 60 mph, it would take you over 5,700 years to reach this spot. New Horizons spacecraft got this view after traveling for 9 years and covered 3 billion miles. These mountains are 11,000 feet tall, but they aren't made of rock. At -380°F, water-ice becomes as hard as solid granite. You are looking at a world so cold that the nitrogen you breathe freezes into solid, moving glaciers. 🌍

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

You can destroy every tree in Forza Horizon 6 except for Cherry blossoms due to their cultural importance Design Director Torben Ellert said “Cherry blossom trees [aren't smashable], because they’re an iconic element of Japanese culture”

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

@scotchscotchzz For any other tool I’d agree, but he’s looking at the Ryobi automotive pressure washer which is actually one of the best value pressure washers for detailing on the market.

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

@rickpostingIndy @USDOL @RapidResponse47 @POTUS And they’re absolutely right, millions of Americans believe this shit.

@USDOL @RapidResponse47 @POTUS The Trump administration thinks you’re stupid.

THE TRUMP EFFECT! 🇺🇸

@MichaelKudrna @unusual_whales He’s on his knees begging to please China and his cultists think “this is 4D chess!” lmao

@unusual_whales US gets to decide if China can buy Iran oil Nobody seems to understand the leverage that just created for the US

Trump: I'm going to make a decision over the next few days on lifting the sanctions on Chinese oil companies that buy Iranian oil.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@Y192814512 @factpostnews Guy who swallows more Trump cum than all living sperm whales can produce combined

@factpostnews Man we could either unlock gallons and gallons of energy... or protect a genetic dead end species.

The Trump administration has scrapped all protections for a critically endangered whale species known as the Rice's whale, allowing oil and gas drilling in their natural habitat. The regulatory meeting dooming the 50 remaining Rice's whales lasted just 15 minutes.