Summy

The amount of people that I yell at while driving is crazy. You turn in the lane close to you. Stay off your phone. Where is your turn signal? Like come on people!!!!!

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

why are you 30 and pissing me off

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle

When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.

I just saw a quote that said, “You worry too much for someone who figures it out every time” and I feel like I’m not the only one who needs to hear that.

Hannah Harper is a mom of 3 who went on American Idol to sing a song she wrote during postpartum depression—leaving Carrie Underwood in tears. Nearly 1 in 7 mothers experience postpartum depression, yet many suffer in silence. Every mother deserves to be seen and loved, and Hannah beautifully did just that.

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

If you think you know mean girl energy, just wait until you start working with 50 year old corporate women who have been in the same job for 30 years.

U LET YOUR BAD DAYS AFFECT U TOO MUCH. U DON'T LET YOUR GOOD DAYS AFFECT U ENOUGH, FIX THAT.

why is 27 the youngest u ever feel in your 20s

Smoking weed doesn’t bother me as much as a none smoker but the real tea is the excessive drinking. Yall not clocking them enough.

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

How weird is it to be 27 and feel like you’re 21… Until you talk to someone who’s actually 21 and suddenly you feel 45.

Regardless of how you were raised it's your job to grow up.

Smoke weed at my funeral.

I do all my girly nighttime shit just to end up lighting a blunt

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

lol I’m chopped liver

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!