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@EnviroWelfare Exactly!

Things you wonder while watching ASPCA ads: 1. Why are they filming those poor dogs instead of immediately warming them up? 2. Why are they asking for my $18 while they're sitting on $466 million in investments? 3. Why is the ASPCA CEO paid $1.2 million per year? 4. Do viewers realize the ASPCA is unaffiliated with local SPCAs across the country?

@JohnCleese Excellent news!

Hooray !

@EZRideryoyall 2 of 2 He called me and kept asking me out for a year, and when I told him I was having surgery, he suggested horseback riding. Asked me to his firm’s holiday party and said “they have really big shrimp! I finally said “I don’t like you” and he answered “we can work through that”

I’m not an expert on bad first dates, but this might be the funniest 😂 Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 😂

@EZRideryoyall 1 of 2 I had one horrible date with a guy who kept kosher but took me to a rib restaurant. He said that if I ordered something that wasn’t kosher he couldn’t pay for it, so I suggested that I would like shrimp with bacon wrapped around it, and a milkshake.

@Xenta777 Heartbreaking. So sorry.

As of now, at least 17 people have been killed and 120 injured as a result of a russian attack KYIV - 5 killed (2 children), 58 injured DNIPRO - 3 killed, 34 injured ODESA - 9 killed, 23 injured KHARKIV - 2 injured Rescue operations are ongoing, and the number of casualties may rise

@LucasSa56947288 ✋🏼

Who watches Lawrence O’Donnell every night? ✋🏾

@BohuslavskaKate @lexa_lrnt I am always paying attention and doing what I can to help. Sending love from the US.❤️

Every day, I write the same story: Russian strikes claiming lives. One person here, five there, a child, a grandparent... These tragedies have become so routine that the world is growing numb. ​Even as I try to share what’s happening in Kharkiv, I have to fight the algorithms. I have to get creative with my phrasing because the app flags "explosions in Kharkiv" as spam because of how often i post this same thing. ​Don't let our reality become background noise or a "show" you've grown tired of. Please help us amplify the truth. Every life taken was important and irreplaceable. These are not just statistics; they are unspeakable crimes.

@Xenta777 That’s lovely.

My son is currently serving in a rear unit He sent me these photos: Sumy Bees volunteers sent them Easter gifts Easter cakes, first aid kits, apples, cookies… so much care in every detail Rear units aren’t exactly spoiled with attention or supplies, so this means a lot facebook.com/story.php?stor…

@AdamKinzinger @OliviaTroye She would be, but she’s running against Eugene Vindman, whom we love.

This, similar to what we just saw in Hungary, is essential to winning some seats. The people that know Trump best can prosecute the best case against him. @OliviaTroye will be an amazing public servant, again.

@TheRealHoarse Everything about the Artemis mission brought joy, from the mission itself, the engineers and mathematicians who made it happen, from the four highly qualified astronauts, to the little stuffed creature “Rise”, to the floating Nutella, and finally, to the perfect splashdown.

On Friday, a person going through Stage IV breast cancer sent me a message saying that they are trying to stay positive and reading people’s ’one good things’ helps. I didn’t see their message until today. I’d like to give them One Good Thing today. All I need is your joy. 2/

I need your joy. Almost every week for the last 10 years, I have put up a post where I ask people to share one good thing that happened in their life that week. I missed a lot of weeks this past year while going through things of my own - and I missed last weekend. 1/

@Microinteracti1 Why does Rutte constantly appease Trump? Everyone knows that he does not respect you for that.

I’ve been following this for weeks, and I think something fundamental shifted last week. Europe is quietly drafting a fallback plan to run NATO’s military structures without the United States. Air defense, logistics, Baltic reinforcement corridors. The full package. The Wall Street Journal has the details, but I’ve believed for months this moment was coming. Germany dropping its opposition was the turning point. When Berlin moves, Europe moves. I think that’s the single most important development in European defense this year. Rutte came back from Washington calling the alliance “more European-led.” He didn’t say much else about how the meeting went. Nobody did. Word is Trump was furious, complained throughout, and the whole thing went out the window before it started. My read: the U.S. is heading for the exit with its tail between its legs. Trump called NATO a “paper tiger” and threatened withdrawal over Europe’s refusal to back U.S.-Israeli operations against Iran. A 2023 law requires a Senate supermajority to actually pull out. But I don’t think the Europeans are waiting to find out. They’re not asking Washington anymore. They’re planning around it. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@quotesdaily100 The nurse told me dying patients often wait until the family goes out for a quick coffee. I was with my father all day, knowing it would be his last, and told him that I was going to get something to eat and that I would be back in 10 minutes. He was dead when I returned.

WHAT ICU NURSES KNOW ABOUT THE LAST HOURS OF LIFE THAT FAMILIES ARE NEVER PREPARED FOR: 1. Hearing is the last sense to go. Many patients can hear everything being said in the room long after they appear unconscious. Nurses know this. Most families do not act like it. 2. The body does not shut down all at once. It withdraws blood and oxygen from the extremities first, working inward toward the heart. The cold hands and feet you notice are the body making a final decision about what to protect. 3. A sudden, unexpected improvement in energy and alertness hours before death is not a good sign. Nurses recognize it immediately. Families almost always mistake it for recovery. 4. The sound called the death rattle is not pain. It is simply the throat relaxing and losing muscle control. But no amount of medical explanation prepares a family for hearing it for the first time. 5. Most people do not die during the night. The body has a biological rhythm and many deaths occur in the early hours of morning, between 3am and 5am, when the nervous system is at its lowest. 6. Patients often wait. Nurses have watched people hold on for days until a specific person arrives, or a specific word is spoken, or permission is quietly given to let go. It happens too consistently to be coincidence. 7. The words "we did everything we could" are sometimes true and sometimes the most painful half-truth a family will ever receive without knowing it. 8. Families who are not present at the moment of death carry guilt that no counselor fully resolves. Nurses see this guilt begin forming in real time and cannot always stop it. 9. The face relaxes completely at the moment of death in a way that is impossible to describe until you have seen it. Nurses say it looks like the person finally put something down they had been carrying for a very long time. 10. Many ICU nurses privately believe that the most painful deaths are not the ones with the most physical suffering. They are the ones where the patient dies surrounded by family members who are fighting with each other. 11. The thing families almost never say, but almost always should, is simply this: it is okay to go. Those four words, spoken out loud, do something that medicine cannot explain and nurses have witnessed more times than they can count. 12. Nurses grieve too. They learn the names, the histories, the family dynamics, and the small personal details of every patient. They cry in break rooms, in parking lots, and on drives home. Then they walk back in the next morning and do it all over again, because someone has to, and they chose to be that person.

@SarahLongwell25 @nerdypursuit I’ve been seeing him all along.

I see a guy.

@mmpadellan 👋🏼

Wave if you see this.

@Old_SchoolEddie And an empty carrier.

One of the hardest car rides is the one back from the veterinarian, with only a collar. 😢

@DrNeilStone I’ve lost track of how many I’ve had..7, I think. Due for another.

Who is alive more than 2 years after the after the Covid jab? ✋

@JoyceWhiteVance @TrueFactsStated Why hasn’t every Democrat signed on?

Smart political move. Takes it to the Rs. Everyone is seeing Trump fall apart in real time. Make his party vote, or at least refuse to vote on this measure, and keep the issue live for the election. Hungary seems to be inspiring people here too.

Once you FULLY realize and accept, with the 100% certainty it deserves, that Trump is BOTH a narcissist and a sociopath, you realize that EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAYS AND DOES stems from that, and he's really NOTHING ELSE BESIDES THAT. Now that he is more broadly seen as in decline and unwell, and clearly feels his own mortality, he seethes with even greater malice toward his perceived opponents and feels an even greater need to change any history that undermines his grandiosity. This explains heightened levels of: Vengeance. Hypersensitivity. Confusion. Hypermania. Defiance. Paranoia. Deflection. Sadism. Self-glorification. I can go on ... It's time to STOP normalizing him as a president. He's a malignant narcissist who ascended to the presidency. Twice. How this occurred is a debate for another time. But from here on in, his grandiosity should be covered as symptomatic of his narcissism. His malice and vengeance should be covered as symptomatic of his sociopathy. Everything he says and does, should be covered for what it truly is - and what it TRULY is, is pathological. And THIS pathology ALWAYS gets worse.

@lady_valor_07 Forced? I’d love to. France or Belgium would be my first choices.

If you were forced to live in Europe, Where would you choose?

@OliviaTroye @duty2warn I wish that you were not running against Eugene Vindman.

I've seen firsthand the chaos inside Donald Trump's administration. And I've seen firsthand how his extreme plans are hurting Virginia's families. I won't sit by any longer. So today, I'm launching my campaign for Congress. I'm going to fight like hell to undo the harm that Donald Trump has done to hardworking Americans – but I can't do it alone. RT if you’re with me.