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@topkekius 🔥

is elon hot?

@yankeedraft 3 the window seat. Obviously

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

@dogeofficialceo Of course

Are you retarded?

@imPenny2x We are. But yeah, still “not allowed” to say it, lol.

I’d be willing to bet that people who admire Elon are on average: 1) smarter 2) more successful 3) happier than those who spend time disparaging him. I’d bet a lot actually.

@ImMeme0 And yet they have the world’s knowledge at their fingertips and could teach themselves anything…

BREAKING: Philadelphia teen who exposed his classmates’ inability to read or comprehend simple sentences says he is now being threatened with expulsion, not graduating, and being barred from prom.

@realpeteyb123 C

Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.

@BillyM2k Hi there :)

why do i have 2.8 million followers now if you’re not a bot say hi so i can see my real number

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

Summer begins as Beltane Fire Festival starts celebrations bbc.in/4n4qHTs

Beltane Fire Festival 2026: 15 incredible pictures of Edinburgh's Calton Hill lit up to celebrate the changing seasons trib.al/eRGhM8c

Beltane marked the start of summer grazing: homes were dressed with blossoms and bonfires lit to protect livestock. As one of four major Celtic fire festivals, it was traditionally celebrated with bonfires, dancing and rituals to protect livestock and crops. It signified a

🧵The 1st of May celebrates spring, drawing on traditions that have united communities for centuries. The Romans introduced Floralia (28 April–3 May) which honoured Flora, goddess of flowers and fertility, with games, theatre, and famously unruly revelry. In the Gaelic world,

Beltane is a Gaelic May Day festival celebrated on May 1st (or April 30th) that marks the start of summer and the height of spring. It traditionally signifies the return of fertility, growth, and the sun, with the name interpreted as “bright fire” or “fire of Bel” Key rituals include lighting bonfires to protect and purify people and cattle. May Day in the UK celebrates the return of summer through ancient folk traditions and community festivities. Celebrants typically enjoy Morris dancing, the crowning of a May Queen, and weaving ribbons around the maypole. While many attend large-scale heritage festivals like Padstow’s "Obby Oss," others use the public bank holiday for local village fairs.

Beltane is an ancient Gaelic fire festival, traditionally held on May 1, about halfway between the spring equinox and the summer solstice, marking the beginning of summer. Beltane is one of the four Gaelic seasonal festivals, a celebration of fertility, light, growth and abundance. Beltane was seen as a threshold moment, a liminal time when fae magic was at its strongest and fairies would cross over into the human world. Food and drink was offered to the fairies, and bonfires were lit on sacred hills for protection. 🎨 John Anster Fitzgerald (c. 1864)

Beltane is a Gaelic May Day festival celebrated in the UK on May 1st (or April 30th eve) to mark the start of summer, fertility, and the peak of spring. It is a major fire festival in the Pagan Wheel of the Year, featuring bonfires, maypole dancing, and handfastings to honor the union of the May Queen and Green Man. 🔥 blog.stonehenge-stone-circle.co.uk/2011/05/01/bel…

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@MerriamWebster Nemasis

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@junogsp7 @AngelMD1103

Public Shaming via Photo Lineup is Warranted‼️ After the shooter was apprehended, thirsty kleptomaniac media correspondents decided to guzzle and abscond with the fine wine. Not featured: the reporter designated to load up the steak and lobster. #WHCD

I have posted elsewhere that last night's events will have a sobering effect on many media members in attendance. About 80% of respondents to those posts say I am nuts. But most people don't realize that the great majority of journalists see themselves as being good and decent people, and heroes in their own story. Do not underestimate the impact a sobering real world event can have in snapping such people out of their own illusions of virtuousness. I call it "The Bridge on the River Kwai Effect."

Members of the press caught swiping and literally chugging bottles of alcohol like at a college frat party after the shooter was apprehended at the D.C. dinner, but slander Kash and other conservative members of Trump's administration all throughout the media. Hypocrisy at its finest, once again, from the fake, slanderous, mainstream media.