Sarah Smalls

@Ricktw1tter Hi. It's my 9 yr old nephew, Zachary Smalley's first gig on Friday at Castlefield Bowl. Please could you dedicate Talk of the Town to him? You'd make him (& the family there with him) very happy. Thank you for what we know will be a great gig (from his auntie Sarah)

@NikiRust I never thought there was any justification to opening a private pension. The Maxwell scandal, and a couple of others at the start of my working life put me off pensions: pay in just to have it all stolen? Nope. Plus, I didn't think I'd hit 50.

@AutisticCallum_ I fell into a dozy sleep while having the back of my head tattooed (the tattooist had factored into his price that I'd be taking pain breaks every 20 mins; I was not what he expected and it saved me a fortune).

Many Autistic people are hyposensitive to pain. We can break a bone or go into labour and not notice. Many of us are hypersensitive to pain instead/as well. A paper cut or a tight zit can debilitate us. Often, how we process pain depends on the context and the extremity of it.

Something weird is going on with the algorithm - I’ve lost 200 followers this morning alone! If you support the NHS, please you could follow me and RT this? I gave up my medical career to fight for the NHS💙💙💙

@cineworld We walked. A horror film, ffs. That's an hour of my life wasted.

Tonight's #SecretScreening is still a mystery... for now 🤫 Join us at 7:30pm when all will be revealed - and don't forget, this one's open to all! 😎 🎟 bit.ly/SecretScreenin…

We could not agree with this more. Please follow and RT if you do too.

@paddygrant Starting following you for the Sewing Bee stuff. Absolutely staying for the political stuff.

And as a consequence they will buy 2nd homes in the UK increasing the shortage of property in an already broken housing system.

@LightItUpDan @JujuliaGrace Yes

@JujuliaGrace yes - and done so now, thanks for fighting for us all, Dr! 💙

If we reduced the price of joining EveryDoctor to a £3/ month flat rate, would you join? We need to grow this movement to fight for the NHS. Can you comment ‘yes’ below if you’d join for £3?

@drrachelbroady @BobDiscom @SpaghettiBadger And she looks uncomfortable. And like she's hanging back. And like she's not keen to hug him. Someone who'd discussed this thoroughly first wouldn't be hanging back while processing it. Because she wouldn't need to process anything: a yes would've then been fast and enthusiastic.

@UniofNewcastle Awful. How to take the focus away from all her hard work and dedication.

Stop the Boats, hiring these boats is costing you £1.5bn a year. More than the £1.2bn to get rid of the Child Benefit Cap. If you would rather feed children than imprison Asylum Seekers. RT

@thisisalexjames Too many to choose from. Sat on my motorbike at traffic lights. Mid song at a Whitesnake gig at the Arena. Sat upright at a very loud party. A lecture at Uni, where I was sat next to the lecturer. In my car in a B&Q car park. Sarah

Trying to conquer some major sleep/tired issues at the moment - where is the weirdest place you’ve ever managed to nod off?

@allisonhenle @lingerie_addict Even if knitting was faster and available, would you want to use knitting? Weaving produces a finer fabric with fewer chances of pulls and holes. With that amount of work, you'd need/expect it to be long-lasting & of a hardy construction. Knitted garments wouldn't hold up as well

@lingerie_addict Would it have been faster to knit this garment rather than weaving it and then sewing it? (I know knitting probably wasn't A Thing that long ago, but idly curious...)

Having a thread about a stone age girl going viral and having a thread about the fashion industry going viral makes me want to do a thread connecting both of these subjects to talk about one of my favorite prehistoric articles of clothing: the Lendbreen Tunic.

@Africanbluebird @captaink99 @martymadrid @metpoliceuk You beat me to it.

@captaink99 @martymadrid @metpoliceuk The Met police are more likely to recruit him

This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix

This is absolutely fucking brilliant. She’s Sherlock.

@Kayes50 @SoVeryBritish A Mancunian would concur.

Only a Brit would look at a portion of rice and think “I know what would go well with that… a portion of chips”

@SoVeryBritish But only if it's topped by gravy. Or curry sauce, if you must.

Hi @Shell. Is it your UK policy to give overpayment (@Shell's mistake, not mine) back as 'an account credit'? It's my money, I was told I'd get a refund to my bank account, and now I'm being told that's not policy. Which is it, because the 3 folks I spoke to today can't explain.

Dear @Conservatives, 13 years ago you inherited the #1 ranked healthcare system on the planet and look what you've done: We now have the longest GP, A&E, cancer, and outpatient waiting lists in NHS history. 7.5m people long. You don't deserve power. You deserve prison. #SOSNHS

A painted-over picture speaks a thousand words. 🖼️🖌️🚨🖼️🖌️🚨🖼️🖌️🚨🖼️🖌️🚨🖼️ We need to get rid of this government. Retweet if you agree 🌟