tay g

had a good face day

Out: this is going to ruin the tour In: Carl’s a mess

saw a guy with an oura ring and apple watch on at the same time brother how much do you need to know about yourself

loving what’s going on over at cosmopolitan rn

I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

“most compatible” so close! that’s actually the scariest man i’ve ever seen in my life!

Ay man everyone gotta do the ice bucket challenge tomorrow for my nigga Sloan!!! This ain’t right

I got a “can you send screenshots of my bf’s chat history with you” message. I feel bad it’s just a handful of “slays” and unacknowledged fire reacts. The only thing worse than finding out your man is a dog is finding out your man has zero game

unpopular opinion but I think I should be allowed to spend as much money as I want regardless of if I have that money or not

the Zyn’s in my can waiting to be picked & chosen

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

this guy I went on 2 dates with back in October who I haven’t heard from in months just texted me to say this wasn’t going to work out and I wonder what compelled him to do that lol

4pm total ego death 5pm phone in bed

We have GOT to do something about people bringing their dogs into grocery stores. These people must be stopped.

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

the late bird:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.