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@lovyPrimzy1 How many times was granny dumped?

What's one piece of advice an older person gave you that you ignored... until life proved them right?

When I was 18, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my grandmother. I had spent the entire day preparing her. “Please be nice to him,” I told her. “He’s really sweet.” Deep down, I was hoping she would look at us and say what every young girl wants to hear: “Wow, you two are perfect together.” He was polite. He greeted her properly. He helped clear the table after dinner. I was smiling the whole time. The moment he left, I ran to my grandma. “So… what do you think about him?” She took a sip of her tea, looked me dead in the eyes and said:

@twinsfanwyoming @MNTwinsZealot Using him as a utility player tells me Twins are done with him.

@MNTwinsZealot I doubt Royce is still in the Twins long term plans. I’d bet the Twins don’t pick up his arbitration & let him walk

Royce Lewis’ baseball IQ must be questioned. That was absurd.

@nypost RiP Big Pussy

‘Sopranos’ star Vincent Pastore dead at 80 trib.al/lZzukWH

@DamonAmendo Dude was a good pitcher.

It’s the ‘86 Mets 40th reunion and I was *not ready* for Sid Fernandez to look like the repo man from the Shea Stadium chop shops.

@adawgbotizan @PGHfan_66 Yes. But he’ll still get a ton of $.

@PGHfan_66 The ship is sinking and then this idiot decided after winning the cy to just completely fall off. You have to think he's hurt his value

The person on the left might be Paul Skenes' biggest problem.

@tingthingthinks @esp068 Welcome to the internets.

@esp068 An Emmy-winning actress living her best life on a red carpet, completely unaware that a bloke with four England flags in his username is analyzing her from his couch

Bet she’s got a cunt like a skydivers mouth

@BillWiIdin I will write that down.

If you can’t afford to Tip at least 20%, you genuinely cannot afford to eat out at a sit-down restaurant. Cook at home. Stop punishing underpaid servers because you’re mad at the restaurant's business model.

@Gambowler Man never landed on the moon in 1969.

“Romo wasn’t drunk and Shanahan definitely was” the internet is awesome!

@tomryanlive @BeatinTheBookie Like Kelce.

@BeatinTheBookie This is what happens when any good man starts getting laid. They get comfortable. He'll have love handles in 3 years.

Insane stat here. Essentially seems like he’s cooked.

@DCCelebrity @CBSSports @tonyromo @NFL Hello friend.

Well damn @CBSSports — @tonyromo was the only reason I watched the @NFL games on your network

@BlakeHHarris Not sure he’ll hit another dinger this season.

Don’t look now, but Kyle Tucker (9 HR/7 SB) is getting really close to joining the 10/10 club At this rate, should get there by early September

@ScottDochterman Iowa beats a SEC in a bowl game almost every year.

Didn’t he say something about not living in 1995 or 2005?

@Chicago_History Billy Reay, or at least his fedora.

Who else belongs on the Chicago Coaches Of Mount Rushmore? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@TooGooden17 Teams want him as a 1B?

Per Source inside the Mets front office. Teams are lining up to give the Mets their top 3 prospects in exchange for Jorge Polanco and they are begging to take on all of his remaining salary.

@LetsGoMets2 @AndrewMarchand Boomer Is da man

@AndrewMarchand My sources are saying Boomer Esiason to slide back in to CBS pregame.

🏈📺NEW COLUMN: 'The Worst Contract in Media History' -- Tony Romo & CBS At A Breaking Point nytimes.com/athletic/74833…

@PictAura @mrkirkocean @McBrideLawNYC Do they have tweezers!

@mrkirkocean @McBrideLawNYC And think nail clippers are necessity lol 😝

Just finished my daily visit with Andrew & Tristan. 1. Still in the SHU 2. No basic necessities like a nail clipper 3. Cannot speak to their children 4. Cannot speak to their mom or loved ones 5. No commissary 6. No TV or Radio 7. No pillow to sleep on Pray for them tonight. 🙏

@Scott0909Scott @thatlawyerLisa Jim Nantz has a bad back from carrying this no talent hack.

@thatlawyerLisa I dont care what the cops do as long as CBS doesn’t let him back broadcasting games cause he sucks

1. You do t have to tell cops where you were coming from. 2. Based on what I have seen, this is a case for trial. 3. I chuckled when he was stretching for his FST’s. That shit was funny. 4. She clearly didn’t know his career history. 😂

@BrickCenter_ That’s cute.

Paige Bueckers admitted she wants to crack Zendaya 😭

@RedditCFB @GopherInsight Is that the good news?

Minnesota’s P.J. Fleck notes they're the only Big Ten team to bring back the head coach, OC, DC, and starting QB.

@EastBayChris Goodspeed Kyle.

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released: