Terry

@GordonRamsay Filet Mignon on top of saffron risotto ;-) You'd be proud and def enough salt.

@ATT this inability to purchase a pre-paid plan is affecting your bottom line. To the CEO, I suggest you personally walk out whomever is responsible for this. Oh and I love the business plan that your phone based sales team conveniently doesn't offer the online plans. #GreatJob

@alphafox lol

Tiger Woods at rehab: 😂

@VancityReynolds maybe spend a small bit of the fortune you're making on Mint Mobile and pay for better customer service. Talk about dumb and dumber, holy cow. I don't get how anyone can have a business and not give a crap about customer service.

@AppleTV awesome service you all have here. Maybe you could direct some of those trillions to your development team and fix this!!!

@BMW you guys need to fix this. Stop disabling the keyboard when driving it’s so stupid. I have to way more touches to manage the god damn AC with your garbage interface.

Cooked a little short rib tonight.

@Costco when will our costco get Coke? It was supposed to be full rollout by 2024!

@MikeJudge I’ve got a plot idea for Office Space 2!

@SquawkCNBC nothing like listening to Joe breathing into his mic heavily during this interview clacking away on his laptop. Do you guys have any sound engineers over there holy cow.

@elonmusk Two more and you’re back to your old ways 🤣

I have a drinking problem

@elonmusk Why Aspartame as opposed to Sucralose?

@CocaCola @CocaCola you guys think you’re slick making the original coke and the Coke Zero caps the same color in South America, nasty business.

@elonmusk if you need a fixer to help you plow down DC let me know.

@LaurenLeFranc I can't tell you enough how fantastic this show was. I just want to know how I get a part in Season 2.

Some of the best people around came together to make this show. It’s a labor of love and I feel privileged and honored to work with every last one of them. #ThePenguin 🐧

@bryan_johnson lol Snake Oil AKA Olive Oil from the same place all companies that sell olive oil get it from.

What I'm eating in the next four days

Thanks for screwing my dessert.

@BakersChocolate hey morons why would you change the color of your unsweetened color to be the same color as your semi sweet??

@Avis you might as well delete the term "dedicated support phone number" because that is a total lie. I'm a president club member and customer service is neither dedicated or useful and clearly your representatives aren't being trained. This company is a total joke. ZERO HELP.

@CopaAirlines I made a mistake booking a ticket and was told that no change fee would be applied on the first change. When the flight was changed to a cheaper flight, I was charged for more than the flight was online. I want my money back! Bad Business, bad customer service.