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Being terminally online is the postmodern equivalent of traveling the world. You've been away from home for decades. The normie cattle around you have never left their hometown. Remember that.

@strangestloop >he thinks that esoteric wisdom can be "shared" by text message Truly, you know nothing yet.

share some esoteric wisdom so i can get wise next time i'm on the throne

@thedimitri My coming-of-age moment was realizing that /I/ am lazy and retarded :D

There’s a coming-of-age moment when you realize 90% of people are lazy and retarded

@1owroller Do you really think that giving women a monetary incentive to whore themselves out on the internet is a bad thing? What are you, some kind of misogynist?!

probably one of the most damaging humans to ever walk the earth worse than hitler

@epppyyy videoessayslop

It is depressing how boring has YouTube become

@Geckomacabrex @LinkofSunshine attractive human female cheat code

@LinkofSunshine I have an idea of why it blew up

This being the most viewed tik tok of all time was the first time I realized I was out of touch with so much of modern culture

@GMShivers I would deadass consider getting a job again if they had cubicles.

They had to create remote work because autistic people being put in open concept offices is emotional terrorism on your revenue class.

@Mirteaaa @HSVSphere He just fell for every possible 4gag meme a man can fall for

@HSVSphere Isn't he racist?

so that's what happened to luke smith 😔💅

@warmdarksea cute!

they're letting me into heaven on a technicality...

@afterwayafter sounds like you've never held even a single unpopular opinion in your life. many such cases!

That sucks for you man. Nobody ever makes me feel like they wish I was dead for my opinions. Have you tried not being okay with institutionalised inequality and abuse because it makes line go up?

@AllenInstitute @dana_fdn

The brain as it's never been seen before. Last year, scientists created the largest wiring diagram and functional map of a mammal brain to date. #BrainAwarenessWeek @dana_fdn

@chrisoffner3d Boomer country; run by boomers, for boomers.

Even after having left the country, Germany's refusal to enter the 21st century haunts me. My undergrad uni requires my "handwritten signature" from HireRight to confirm that I studied there. No iPad signatures allowed, so now I need to find a printer, print, sign, and scan it.🤦‍♂️

@Full_Metal_QR No. A thinking man's notes look like this

@teehmon Be nice

If you look at this profile, this is the archetype of the individual who can leverage coding agents the most: technical expertise mixed with extreme taste and the eye of an artist can create beautiful software.

@alth0u imma say around 125k

i want you to take one guess how much this costs

Berlin is an odd place. When I was working for Deutsche Bank, I found out soon that this is not cool and people don't like it. You are supposed to act a little guilty about working for a big bad investment bank and enabling the evil capitalists. However, if you have a story about how you snorted cocaine in the UBahn that is supposed to ballsy or whatever. You might think I am joking but that is the vibe of Berlin. I have been asked point blank if I felt uncomfortable about working at DB. In case you are curious about how I really feel, obviously no. Investment bankers add way more value to society than drug addicts. It is funny that this is even a matter of debate.

@actsmaniac consider this reply a long position on your post

what it feels like to be a neoliberal online in 2026

@ArchmageDaniel built another minecraft clone award

Minecraft's schizophrenic liminal cousin just dropped😭

@ad0rnai Do you have a source for that? Care to back that up in literally any way?

life is so beautiful!

Most of the anti-AI panic is not really about safety. It is about status. People can tolerate new tools. What they cannot tolerate is becoming less special. 🙄