Dorian Batycka

@noorrietje In Paris, the croissants eat you. Our bodies are just vehicles for a universal croissantciousness

Nooooo I’m back to work wtf I deserve to be in Paris and eat croissants every morning

New piece on my Substack: “The Eschatology of the End of History.” --> Epstein’s AI island --> Varoufakis’ techno‑feudalism --> Fukuyama’s ghost --> AGI as messiah Technology isn’t a tool anymore; it’s the basis of Western theology. dorianbatycka.substack.com/p/from-cloud-s…

Grateful to @mattmedved @nowmedia, @iancr @Ledger, @aljaparis @tezos, @JalilWahdat, @seth and @brtmoments for bringing the Tez hackathon together and selecting my project #ImagineonTezos as one of the finalists. My personal highlight was listening to Ian's anecdote on Rick Rubin and vibe coding. Legendary. Congrats to all the winners and keep on vibin' y'all. youtube.com/watch?v=5bIADq…

starting live presenting #imagineontezos

Bonjour @Ledger

These puritan takes on AI need to end. This time from @mollycrabapple who bemoans AI, calling it the 'greatest art heist' of our time, all the while glossing over the death of the author and century+ of post-modern hogwash that has defined much of contemporary art since Duchamp. By the way, as an aside, the same artists decrying AI as 'slop' are the same ones also saying its so powerful its going to put artists out of work. Putting aside these obvious contradictions, the fear mongering sophistry of this take belies the fact that most artists are just retarded hacks with 0 skills other than some half-hearted attempt at group-think critique. theguardian.com/books/2026/apr…

kanyepepe #imagineontezos

#imagineontezos hello world

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@xueqinjiang @pmarca retardmaxxing for dummies

My talk on how Trump is so stupid he's a genius: youtu.be/xrmERlHUqBk?si…

@ThatchEffendi Adam Curtis described this in Hypernormalization with the added caveat that Americans are gay and like weird art

I've had this conversation with like 20 people at this point but people who know the ex-USSR are the only people who understand what's happening in America. A signifigant portion of the American elite has lost interest in the American project and is stripping the walls of copper wiring, and the American people are letting them do it because they're in denial and obsessed with the equivalents of Limonov and Kashpirovsky.

2/ “If you want to use Polymarket you as a human need to set up a wallet, fund it and then you’re faced with the decision of what market to trade in. Polystrat abstracts all this and the idea is for it to simply trade on your behalf,”- @david_enim ✍️Dorian Batycka (@temp_projects) for @cryptodotnews → tinyurl.com/ddevhhk6

Most welcome 🤗

Best swag at ETHCC hands down goes to @aave — yielding swag unimaginably hard merci @MPtherealmvp

Coinbase is quietly turning prediction markets into core market structure, not a side bet. New piece for @cryptodotnews 🔍 Why @coinbase and @ComeProst are bringing event markets on chain, inside a fully regulated “everything exchange,” where collateral works across crypto, stocks and prediction markets. Link below:

Confirmed Miladys