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Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

@d33pBleu71 @afraidofwomen51 So they're actually getting even more women than previously thought? What are you saying here?

Niggas that beat women always got women to beat. That shit might work just saying.

@supermasteroshi @spideyyuri Doesn't want anyone else getting hurt because of him.

@spideyyuri I get that strange wiped memory off him but bro could not make a single other friend in 4 years?

the concept of peter sitting alone in his apartment with THE GODDAMN KEY TO THE CITY and no one to celebrate with or tell him he did good

@DeblinaMandal24 A ping-pong movie about arrogance vs arguably one of the most successful franchises of the century.

Just wondering now if everyone is gonna call tom desperate n annoying too?? Or was it just for chalamet??

@Saveydro How can I recreate this in my kitchen?

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you or for you to see the world?

@Arin_Yumi Is there video of this, or are we just hoping?

Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief

am i tripping?

@majeikstagram @JSpanUK @EastTNMama THANK YOU

@JSpanUK @EastTNMama Wouldn’t “our car” work?

I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

@TroyHasEbola She's gonna be Rogue

I really think Sadie Sink is Jean Grey

@CantinaBand22 @PlusGosling @dinahaddie "No, babe, yours are perfect, the big ones are clumsy"

@PlusGosling @dinahaddie It's not the size of the carnotaurus' arms, it's how they used them.

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

@Buncahn Which means they could do it every time and just choose not to.

The claims guy on the phone today at Kaiser Permanente granted my request and completely waived my remaining balance of $3800 from a recent hospital visit because I was nice to him on the phone. He literally said, “you know what? I’m gonna go ahead and waive it. You’ve been kind and respectful and normally people who call are yelling and cursing at me” Being nice quite literally cost me nothing!!!!! Anyway, fuck you to that Kaiser guy. Tricked ya bitch!! Jk jk

@baltic_dan The worst part is puberty, really, I think after a couple years everyone just gets used to it.

Girls don’t know this, but if men sit very still, we can feel the sperms moving around down there. It’s like a sac full of tiny squids

@chesscom @LennartOotes Now she's gotta play Gotham Chess to see who stays at 3k

Alice Lee is phenomenal! 👏🏆 📸 Lennart Ootes

@riposhima I now see how the more pronounced butthole really brings it all together in the other one

スケッチ ついてきてるか確認で振り返る犬

if they’re lying to your face about things happening right now in real time with cameras everywhere and the internet at your fingertips imagine how bad the history books are

@KobesPupil @LJJM__ Exactly, Kobe would've said asked them if they were dead too

@LJJM__ he won out of respect lmao kobe loved dame a lot and if you wanted to respect kobe you would just compete for him

He should’ve lost out of respect

@TANAKAKAKUEI512 I dunno, he's licking the hell out of that rabbit like he owes him money and is begging for forgiveness.

ちなみに、猫界では格上が格下を舐めますが、うさぎ界は格上が格下に舐めてもらうので、この場合はどちらも自分が格上だと思っています。