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FACT: There has never been a recorded case of a cop with Tourette’s saying “shots fired” in a Mickey Mouse impression after shooting someone.

@History__Speaks @souljagoyteller @Gunlord500 What is the purpose of American funeral homes cremating slowly?

The cremation capacity arguments are also stupid, because they assume the same conditions for cremation in auschwitz—where so many ofthe bodies were starved, a large percentage were children, multiple bodies were shoved into a single muffle, and in general they were trying to cremate bodies as quick as possible—as in cremation in a funeral home in USA 2026, where most of the deceased are overweight or obese adults, and the goal is not to cremate as quickly as possible.

>pretends that Auschwitz was the only death camp >still acts as if all concentration camps were like Theresienstadt

@homegymcoop Is this the exercise that gave him knee and lower back injuries or was that other exercises?

Legendary bodybuilder Frank Zane once designed a piece of gym equipment called the "Leg Blaster." It combines a plate-loadable harness with a stand and handles you grasp to perform a leaning squat. In a way, it was the first pendulum squat. They now sell for crazy money.

@amazingatheist What are your criticisms of Nietzsche?

> No kids So? > No legacy Obviously false. You're talking about him 126 years after his death. > Atheist Oversimplification. Nietzsche was beyond being concerned with the reality or unreality of God. He had moved on to grappling with the cultural ramifications of God's death. > 120 IQ (at best) Well, first of all, 120 IQ is around the 91st percentile, so as an insult that is already embarrassingly stupid. “Wow, Nietzsche was only smarter than 9 out of 10 people.” Second of all, when exactly did you give Nietzsche an IQ test? Be real: Reducing Nietzsche to a made-up IQ number is just a cope for people too mentally flimsy to wrestle with his actual ideas. But if we were to entertain this silly idea of trying to retroactively assign an IQ score to Nietzsche, it would almost certainly be in excess of 120, which is why he was appointed to a professorship at a shockingly young age, possessed extraordinary command of language and abstraction, and produced work so conceptually disruptive that people are still arguing over it more than a century later. > Died poor A lot of history’s great minds died poor. That says a lot more about what societies reward than it does about what is valuable. > Hated Christianity This is truly the proof that you have not, despite your claims, read Nietzsche. Because if you had, you would know that Nietzsche fucking hated EVERYONE. > Rejected by women What does this even mean? He was rejected by a woman that we know of, but we have very little knowledge of his sex life beyond that. Even if he was rejected left and right, what does that have to do with fucking anything? He's a philosopher, dipshit. He's not running for prom king. > Encouraged Pride 1. So? 2. Did he? Because if you actually read him, he did not tell people to just feel good about themselves as they are like some modern day self-help guru. He demanded that higher human beings create themselves, discipline themselves, overcome themselves, and refuse the morality of the herd. Which is not really the same thing. --- You want to critique Nietzsche? Fine. Go ahead. I have my criticisms. But these criticisms are about as shallow as a puddle of piss. You basically just said "Nietzsche was a gaywad," and expected people to be impressed, as if you made some kind of actual argument. You didn't. You just said some out of pocket gibberish with no semblance of intellect and absolutely no indication that you're even passingly familiar with Nietzsche. You sound like a fucking moron.

@AXChristoforou Seems like a pretty good idea tbh. Iran’s economy will hurt before America’s and then they’ll have to make a bad deal. I wonder how Iran will get out of this one.

Don Tzu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

@Avaloner @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 It remains an unknown quantity. How did China, the supposed epicenter of the virus and far more populous country, manage to have so few fatalities? Officially they had 10x less deaths than America. Clearly countries are counting differently.

@tenslein @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 The effects were vast but it is easy, in retrospect, to say we went too far. In the first months COVID was an unknown quantity.

Was Covid-19 the biggest scam in human history?

@Avaloner @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 I disagree. I think the extreme countermeasures to Covid caused a mass psychosis in which otherwise healthy people felt sick due to a placebo effect. Isolation and stress also caused sickness.

@tenslein @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 If the countries did nothing about covid I'm sure you would have friends or relatives who succumbed to it. You would have known.

@iwilltitillate @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 You’re making the mass casualty side sound stupid. It would have to be the pharmaceutical companies to reimburse taxpayers for the Covid hoax since they were the ones who profited.

@tenslein @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 Why don't you ask these people to compensate you for the federal money supposedly lost suppressing the pandemic? Aren't you confident enough in your beliefs to think they'll take it well?

@iwilltitillate @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 If I was generously financially compensated then sure.

@tenslein @amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 Would you be willing to be locked in a room full of people that lost loved ones to covid and tell them that they are conspiracy theorists?

@Julianusss @thechosenberg You're just a little cliché machine, huh? No. The exception does not prove the rule. It proves that the rule is false.

@amazingatheist @ThrillaRilla369 If the news never reported on Covid, would you have noticed anything was amiss? I wouldn’t have. That’s why I’m skeptical that it was a mass casualty event despite some of my elderly loved ones dying during that time.

@ThrillaRilla369 No, it was and is a mass casualty event that exposed just how gullible, selfish, and conspiratorial huge swaths of the population are. The scam was the cottage industry of grifters who convinced people that the pandemic was fake while the body count piled up.

@RedWavePress The whole “don’t go to the Moon until we fix Earth” argument is stupid. We haven’t gone to the Moon in 54 years. Did we “fix Earth” in the meantime?

@FernandoAmandi Woke liberals were vindicated on Trump being a deranged, grifting egomaniac who was unfit for the role of president last month.

@Chuyuck @RichardHanania He’s paying her thousands of dollars and she secretly records him? That’s pretty despicible. Unless the recording is part of the humiliation fetish, which I don’t think it is.

The Kristi Noem story keeps getting more incredible The Daily Mail has obtained audio and messages of Bryon insulting his wife and worshipping a 5 foot tall, buxom dominatrix named Shy Sotomayor, while discussing his desire to transition into a woman. He told the dominatrix he wanted to be called "Crystal." Bryon Noem: "I need to be your trans bimbo slut." Sotomayor was shocked he wanted a name so close to "Kristi." From the Daily Mail article: 'F*** your family,' Sotomayor texted Bryon in November, later calling the whole Noem clan 'gross.' 'Love that,' he responded. 'Besides the fact of who your wife is, no one is prettier than me. No one is as powerful,' she continued. 'F***ing true. Do you want me to be a woman?' he wrote. 'Do you want to be a woman for me,' she asked. 'I think I do,' he replied. In a recording of a phone conversation they had weeks later, Bryon can be heard telling Sotomayor that he loved her. 'So much better than your wife, aren't I?' she asked. 'You're so much better,' he said. The Mail reports that this relationship with the dominatrix started in 2016 and first ended in 2020. Then, Bryon Noem reached back out in October 2025, and was more needy. Sotomayor found out who he was, and then started to shame him over what was happening with ICE in Minnesota. Daily Mail: "she ultimately felt she could no longer remain silent, even while role-playing." Now, she would tell him that his wife was a horrible person, and Bryon would change the subject or say not to believe everything she saw in the news. Two weeks later, on January 31, he was back chatting again, this time defending his marriage. 'I do like my wife and I know you don't,' he wrote. 'To be honest. She's not [very] likable,' Sotomayor responded. 'There's no female compared to me. Especially your wife,' she later added. 'True!!!' he texted. 'And f*** your wife. Don't you think, after everything she's done, she deserves this?' she wrote in another thread that same day. 'Deserves what?' he asked. 'You actually worshipping a woman who deserves it, instead of staying loyal to her,' Sotomayor wrote in reference to the thousands of dollars he was paying her. 'I don't know what to say to that. She's a good person. You are amazing though,' he wrote. I actually have more sympathy for Kristi Noem now. She was married to a complete weirdo, no wonder she went looking for something elsewhere. Regardless, Kristi Noem is in fact a horrible person, and we shouldn't forget that. But we can have more sympathy by understanding how she got like this, even though this doesn't excuse sadistically seeking to harm people of color as a way of coping.

@crimschris @kaizen000000000 That’s not what the video said, dumbass. He said any 2 homosapiens are more similar than any 2 chimpanzees.

@tenslein @kaizen000000000 I mean if you're comparing two different species of monkeys, then yeah they are going to be more apart. All humans are still homosapiens. Two different species of monkeys are evolutionarily much farther from each other. Similar to how humans and chimps are from each other.

Awesome explanation. So much better than someone saying Jesus sorted it out in Noah’s ark 6000 years ago…..

@BRICSinfo It’s a proportional response to being attacked by America and Israel. Those 2 countries should pay war reparations, but since they refuse to, the rest of the world will pay through illegal tolls. Sorry, France.

JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France says charging tolls to cross the Strait of Hormuz violates freedom of navigation.

@A_JamesFan @Ghost_RC_ @NoBickal Yes, but he is not experienced in that kind of fighting so you’ll be bringing him down closer to your level.

@Ghost_RC_ @NoBickal counter point: jon jones will already be doing all that

If you’re a regular person do you think you have a better chance of beating Jon Jones in a fight or beating LeBron 1v1?

@theeZR0 @ramzpaul JD Vance is an isolationist. When he says he supports bombing Iran he is just tricking Trump and the neocons in order to get elected. That’s what people said about Trump anyways. Not sure why this fat fuck is supposed to be any different.

@ramzpaul But JD Vance will DEFINITELY be better, right?

The Zionists threatened Trump and he caved as usual.

Can Iran just build a nuke already to end this war? 🙄 America and Israel are just going to keep doing fake ceasefires and threats forever until Iran gets a nuke.

@AryJeay What’s with the honking?