Thomas Findlay

@ProjectLincoln Expecting a shred of empathy from Trump? Nope.

Trump: We lost 13 people. In other wars, you lost hundreds of thousands of people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.'

@BurggrabenH @davidfrum It's as if people don't trust Trump 🤷🏻🤔😂

Two months after Trump announced that the US would provide insurance to ships seeking to transit the Strait of Hormuz, the programme has not provided a single dollar of cover. The scheme never got off the ground, according to insurance brokers, as it did not fulfil all the requirements needed for ships transiting the strait and was tied to a US naval escort for vessels, which has not been established.

@SportsGuyJeremy But even before the injury, he'd make the 18 but often didn't to play much, if at all

@SportsGuyJeremy It doesn't seem like he gets much playing time....?

It was nice to catch up with David Ayala after the game tonight. Although he still has Portland in his heart, he's adapting quite well to his new home. #RCTID

@atrupar This is, of course, the perfect thing to say if you want people to forget you're a pedophile. 😂😂😂 Such self-awareness.

Trump to Xi: "I was particularly impressed by those children. They were happy, they were beautiful. Those children were amazing."

@JebraFaushay The Fonz was the best. Take a bow @hwinkler4real

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@alexbward FAKE NEWS!!!

NEW: Trump admin as soon as this week plans to announce that multiple countries have agreed to form a coalition that will escort ships through Strait of Hormuz, U.S. officials said. They are still discussing whether those operations would begin before or after hostilities end.

@maddenifico Infinity percent

The election of Trump, especially the second term, is a sad commentary on the collective intelligence and wisdom of America's voting populace.

@StumptownFooty Where was Bassett tonight?

Full Time: Timbers 1 - 4 Whitecaps Boos ring out around Providence Park for a third-consecutive blowout home loss against Vancouver. Don’t really think anybody was very good, but the forwards are just giving the Timbers nothing right now. Eric Izoita, proud of him. #RCTID

@StumptownFooty Marshmallow soft straight red.

76' Straight red card shown to Jimer Fory for a late tackle from behind on Aaronson. Wow. #RCTID

@booker_squared For the win!!!!

And that's that for SOTU 2026! Conclusion? Trump is a lying ass bitch.

@factpostnews What a f****d up world we live in when Glenn Beck sounds reasonable.

Glenn Beck: What Noem said is not true. His gun was holstered and in his back, and you have a right to carry a gun at a protest. It is perfectly legal and constitutionally protected. If you have a gun and you don't have your hands on it, you should not be shot.

@LangmanVince Brave

Describe this guy in one word 👇

@davidayala021 I'll be pulling for you David. You're easy to root for.

Thank you for everything, I'm going to miss you all, especially the fans of this great club. 💚💚

@DocAtCDI @mariana057 Walking home from school in 1975 on April Fools Day. A mean kid I knew threw a rock at me and nailed me right in the forehead. Blood started gushing and covered my entire face, I caught up to my big brother thinking he'd help a bit. "Haha. Nice April Fool's joke Tommy!!!"

It was 1973 I was trying to learn to ride a bike without training wheels I swerved and ran through a hedge taller than me came out the other side with a broken bike and more scratches and cuts than I can count We didn't have social media back then so I'm telling everyone now

@Tex_2A @Matt_Pinner I feel way older than I did 2 minutes ago. All 17. Done all of 'em. Not even close.

@Matt_Pinner All 20.

I got 6 points,YOU?

@StandUpForElonn Richard Nixon

@JohnFugelsang Happy Holidays havs also meant Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, and New Year all in one short simple "I don't give a f---" what you celebrate statement.

If 'Happy Holidays' makes you angry it's time to explore the difference between 'Christian' and ‘Christian Supremacist.’

@NormOrnstein A fashion sense.

Decency?

@NFL_DovKleiman Dave Casper

Age yourself by naming an NFL tight end you grew up watching. I'll start, Chris Cooley.