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@chominero I found a relationship/family tree I made and posted on Reddit like 6 years ago and shuddered

dont talk to me abt dsmp lore if u weren’t around for whatever the hell this was

@LeftAnimalFarm @BabyCakelings @ScienceOrMyth @TheCatholicEngr We’re going to be landing on it in a few years but since it’s not an intense race this time we can be more safe. We can ensure that this rocket will be able to go that far, these are all essential test missions for upcoming Artemis launches that will return humans to the moon

@BabyCakelings @ScienceOrMyth @TheCatholicEngr So it's worthwhile to just fly by it but not to land on it. Do you know how ridiculous this is?

"We went to the moon in 1969 with less computing power" NO WE DIDN'T NASA employed 400,000 people at that time to run the calculations for us The physical machine may have had less RAM than today, but there were still millions of computations taking place With human brains

@uncreativetom If I’m on Apple marketing team I’m immediately starting a capturing our world campaign & showing all different things, kids, parents, pets, etc. then shifting to the environment and ending it with these photos - tag line “Our World Captured on iPhone” no matter how big or small

This is uncontested the greatest image ever taken on a smartphone right

@SurrealistShip Use gold dollar coins, I always got 2 as a kid and found it so magical, I loved it! Most banks should have them

Coworker is having a real dilemma. $1 for the tooth fairy seems too low, $5 seems way too high. What's a parent to do these days?

@littlebillie that you keep in a drawer. Many come with a tool to then put in the press that will pop all the remaining garlic out and make cleaning it easy

@littlebillie For peeling garlic, chop off head & butt (the hard part that is a different color), then take flat part of a knife and smack it on to the clove with your palm. Then just peel where the skin cracked. You’ll have all of them peeled in under a minute. Also then use a garlic press

Why would I use jarlic when I could dirty a knife and cutting board and spend 10 minutes peeling 4 garlic cloves, another 10 looking for my garlic press, and then clean up all the peels

my third album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ is out June 12th. I am so proud of this record and I can’t wait for you to hear it. available for preorder now! 🩷 OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/girlsoinlove

@Defunctland It’s stuck Paris, now Tokyo, what’s next? Shanghai? Hong Kong? Anaheim? Orlando?

The Environmental Animatronic Rule of Threes dictates that one more beloved character will fall in the coming days.

@OrevaZSN it’s the Sunday following the first full moon on/after the spring equinox - so intuitive!

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@Empty_jr Well duh, Ryland Grace wasn’t a botanist

I am a grace lover and he is my favourite and most special boy of the two- but when we enter role swap territory: Mark Watney could have done what he did but Doctor Grace could NOT have done what Mark did. Ryland Grace would be dead on Mars with ABBA blasting out the open doors

@SlumRNA_Dog Okay but where the Unknown?

Really horribly managed fyre festival/dashcon events like this are my guilty pleasure. Just imagining the person who was in charge of this brings me to tears of ecstasy.

@aakashgupta Nonsensical

Ryan Gosling is the most beloved box office underperformer in Hollywood history. This weekend might have just fixed that. Here's the track record. Blade Runner 2049: $92 million domestic on a $185 million budget. First Man: $44 million domestic on $60 million. The Fall Guy: $90 million domestic on $130 million. The Nice Guys: $62 million total worldwide. Across a decade of leading roles, Gosling has been the guy critics adore, the internet worships, and audiences consistently don't show up for in theaters. Then Barbie happened. $1.4 billion. But everyone knew that was Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig's film. Gosling stole it, but he didn't open it. Project Hail Mary just pulled $12 million in Thursday previews, the biggest of 2026, and is tracking toward a $71 million opening weekend. That would make it the fourth-largest non-franchise opening in the post-pandemic era, behind only Oppenheimer, Avatar, and I Am Legend. For context, The Martian opened to $54 million in 2015. The bigger story is what this means for Amazon. They paid $8.45 billion for MGM in 2021. Their theatrical track record since: Creed III ($58M opening, their best), Red One ($97M domestic against a $250M budget), After the Hunt ($9M against $80M), Crime 101 ($65M against $90M). Four years and billions of dollars in, Amazon MGM hadn't produced a single original blockbuster. This is the one. $200 million production budget. 95% critics, 98% audience on Rotten Tomatoes. 5 stars on PostTrak. Phil Lord and Chris Miller directing. Drew Goddard adapting Andy Weir again. The reason it worked is the same reason The Martian worked: Weir writes science fiction that doesn't require you to care about science fiction. The protagonist is a junior high teacher, the emotional hook is friendship, and the hard science is smuggled in under the entertainment. That's a $600 million global formula when executed correctly. Amazon spent four years and $8.45 billion trying to buy their way into theatrical relevance. Turns out the answer was a $15 paperback about a guy who wakes up alone in space.

@drarryaddict Just realized he has a wand and isn’t making a what’s up hand

I'm crying why is his wand so thin you can barely see it and Harry's gonna use that to defeat voldemort btw

@Weeezin He’s frankly too hot to be Snape

No hook nose. No greasy hair. They should have given him straight hair. I know the sallow skin was out of the question but I thought they’d at least do something to make him seem kinda sickly? Is he wearing a zipper? What is happening. This is the worst to come out of these production photos yet.

@LASHYBILLS Everyone is trying to find some way to justify the driver not stopping but they also drove off, like it’s a hit and run

A 6-year-old girl and a 15-year-old girl are in critical condition after they were struck by an SUV while walking to school.

@Ka_i923 @LASHYBILLS Actually in America that is what it means which you’d know if you actually were one

@LASHYBILLS Just because there’s a crosswalk doesn’t mean you have the right to to just walk in the street. I didn’t see a stop sign, they didn’t even look to see if any cars were coming. With that being said, the person who hit them is a pos for not stopping and helping these girls!

They would come out at different time but the general plots would overlap, similar to Tower of Dawn & Empire of Storms book which are concurrent books with intersecting narratives but still fully independently fleshed out.

Then a Francesca season set 4 or so years after the season we just saw but we’ve already seen her go through grief and open up to love again (paralleling Violets arc in the show with her first love and second love). I’d also have Eloise’s season be set some what concurrently

I feel like in my ideal bridgerton world we would’ve gotten a spin-off show next ala Queen Bridgerton. With a two year jump, focused on young Violet and Edmund with flash forward showing Francesca grieving/Michela, & Eloise slowly realizing she doesn’t want to be a spinster

@BattinsonMarvel Best case: season 5 & 6 drop the same year and are concurrent seasons. Or just make them concurrent, time lines screwed regardless.

If Eloise isn't S5, nobody wants to see Eloise spend the entire season rejecting the marriage mart, complaining or doing absolutely nothing all season long AGAIN. If Francesca isn't S5, nobody wants to see her mourning all season and ignoring Michaela. This is a mess.