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Oh the irony... @AsteriskTour

@NotWoofers @MicroSBs Given that Iran launched two intercontinental missiles already and both were interdicted, the fact that Iran lied about this capability and showed that Europe was indeed in danger proves they should have participated in the first place.

@MicroSBs Are you willing to bet your political career and the lives of your citizens on that?

Realistically, is there anything NATO could have done to satisfy Trump here with regards to Iran which would not have resulted in a European capital eating a ballistic missile?

@tastykacey14 Being this fat as a quadriplegic takes effort.

We only got like 10 new sentences left

@NotWoofers Omg pleaseee do this.

No more World War Z movies. You have lost the moral right to do WWZ movies by butchering the book. We have all agreed it works better in an episodic format. Give me a WWZ series where we’re bouncing between characters being interviewed by the UN inspector like in the book.

@vergotd @GettheSave9th @nelson__espinal 664k did dumb dumb.

@GettheSave9th @nelson__espinal He has 211 followers so no one is reading his takes anyway.

This is why the Dodgers are the best-run franchise in baseball. Andrew Friedman, rather than trading his prospects, keeps them and figures things out later. He kept Dalton Rushing even with Will Smith in the fold, and now Rushing is breaking out.

@Myth_ @theburntpeanut Myth when he acts like an asshole and people respond.

@dodgernate Cy Young Shohei officially engaged.

No two-way Shohei :(

@BNightengale He wants to win a Cy Young.

The Dodgers are using Shohei Ohtani strictly as the starting pitcher tonight and not as the DH

@0hour1 @RubenGallego Bro this is fake you’re such a poser just trying to get clicks.

Ohhh no @RubenGallego

@SanPedroAce @BronxBmbrz Exactly they were the evil empire for a reason I thought they were badass. I rooted like hell against them but never bitched and moaned about payroll.

@BronxBmbrz It was worse. The Yankees were 9x that of the lowest payroll. The Dodgers are 5x that. I never hated NYY for that tho, I wanted the Dodgers to do what they were doing.

I’m genuinely curious, as someone who wasn’t alive in the 90s, were people saying similar things about the Yankees as they do today with the Dodgers?

@MicrophoneMilo @hamsamech @michaelschwab13 Max Muncy! 😮‍💨

@MicrophoneMilo @hamsamech @michaelschwab13 Right, our farm has a history of people who didn’t pan out 🤪. Also Will Smith, Andy Pages, Jacob Wrobleski, Kiké Hernandez, Gavin Stone, Emmet Sheehan would like a word. Sorry the Red Sox are retarded franchise and traded Mookie, Braves were cheap, Ohtani wanted to win. Earned!

Say what you are mad about. Just say it. This is a safe space.

@hamsamech @MicrophoneMilo @michaelschwab13 Brother, we are the best-run organization in history. Every single one of our stud free agents pans out (unlike the Mets) and we develop the best players at the same time. Our front office swindles other teams in trades and we have the number one farm in the league.

@thatyoungrdubs @MicrophoneMilo @michaelschwab13 If money is all you have then you have nothing. Your opinion means nothing to me and I'd put money down that when the dodgers start to fall off? You'll take the cap off lmao

@bwyoung @michaelschwab13 Got me there 😮‍💨

@thatyoungrdubs @michaelschwab13 How bout them gas prices!

@MicrophoneMilo @hamsamech @michaelschwab13 You won* 17.

@thatyoungrdubs @hamsamech @michaelschwab13 You count WS titles that you didn’t win? Ok. In that case, we have 15 WS titles! lol fuckin loser.

@hamsamech @MicrophoneMilo @michaelschwab13 Oh no you sound poor.

@thatyoungrdubs @MicrophoneMilo @michaelschwab13 Me when my team is bought instead of built lmao

@MicrophoneMilo @michaelschwab13 Four rings and counting (I include 17) safe to say my eyes are dry 😁. 8 losses in a row let’s make it nine tomorrow!

@thatyoungrdubs @michaelschwab13 You’ll never get ‘17 back. You and your rotten fanbase can cry about it forever. I hope you do.

@AstrosOptimism2 Keep’em coming!

Earned runs allowed: 1) Astros - 102 2) Nationals - 82 3) Cardinals - 77 4) Blue Jays - 73 5) WhiteSox - 72 This is truly remarkable, I’ve never seen such an awful pitching start

@TdotBiZNeSs @TomScibelli Keep seething keep crying.

@TomScibelli Yet another indication that baseball is dead without salary cap

This was impossible. The ranking I wanted to do was 1. Dodgers 2-10. N/A Literally everyone stinks