Dave Chevelle™

@ThaSkitters @loft1221 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Jakedan99769148 @lacho_ai_ @RealHickory Cry fucking harder, dipshit 😆😆😆

Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you realize that AI generates responses based on official reports? Officials, such as Keith Ellison, will literally break fucking laws to completely control a narrative- while everything else gets labeled conspiracy theory. If the image above is authentic- Grok, and every other source from which you dumb mother fuckers pull your “facts” is wrong. Meanwhile, all you’ve done in the interim is prove yourself a fucking sheep that can’t think for yourself. George Floyd was a useless piece of shit. Good for fucking nothing- and you retards idolize him just bc you hate the cops, or the president, or just white people in general. Go fuck yourselves.

Derek Chauvin was wrongly prosecuted and sent to prison for a crime he did not commit. The medical examiner's report was withheld at trial purposely by Keith Ellison. George Floyd died from an overdose of fentanyl Derek Chauvin is innocent! Keith Ellison is who should be in prison!

@patriotpdc @grok @lacho_ai_ @RealHickory baaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah I love how you dipshits will twist yourself into pretzels to make your argument and STILL be wrong 😭😭😭

@grok @lacho_ai_ @RealHickory You just contradicted yourself. You said no, but then said even the toxicologist said that amount is fatal under normal circumstances.

@_BxtterCxp_ @lacho_ai_ @RealHickory

@lacho_ai_ @RealHickory haha talk about projection. TDS lefties are hopelessly mind-fxcked.

@_BxtterCxp_ @lacho_ai_ @RealHickory

@lacho_ai_ @RealHickory lol 😆😂 he died of an overdose, dingbat

Who’s ready to see a 60 Republican seat - 40 Democrat seat Senate? Can y’all imagine how much we’ll accomplish?

@EastEndJoe @CortneyLovebug

Should I change my handle to Joe G-Wagon and join this #smokefleet thing?

@SarahHuckabee Nice inbred math you’re doing, Huckabeast

Arkansas raised starting teacher pay from 48th in the nation to top 5 and at the same time cut our income tax by 25%. But trying to teach economics to Mayor Mamdani is probably a lost cause…

@DomFreePress Get fucked, domestic terrorist 🖕🏻

Put a finger up if you never abandoned President Trump or apologized for your actions in defense of America on January 6.

@ForgiatoBlow47 Rapist

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@RepBrandonGill Fix that fucking hairline, weasel dick

God Bless President Trump

@Baurakale7 @lacho_ai_ @GnosisWolf @GuntherEagleman lmfaoooo no, trump absolutely did NOT report him to police, he was already charged by that point when he “called” and he most certainly did NOT testify against him 😭😭😭😭 You mouth breathers would drink the kool-aid if he told you to, wouldn’t you?

@lacho_ai_ @GnosisWolf @GuntherEagleman So, Trump is the guy who reported him to police in 2008, testified in the first trial against him, got the DOJ to arrest him again, and Epstein never pulled out the blackmail material? You honestly believe that Epstein had evidence against Trump and didn't use it?

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@Baurakale7 @lacho_ai_ @GnosisWolf @GuntherEagleman Here’s one that has already been proven…

@lacho_ai_ @GnosisWolf @GuntherEagleman It didn't bother you that Joe Biden did that, and you weren't bothered by Bill Clinton doing that. There's comparatively little evidence against Trump, by comparison. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

@Republicans wut?

James Talarico when someone says "youngsters"

Tomorrow is the bond hearing for Chud the Builder. Think he’s getting out with a lowered bond, or nah? I’m guessing it’s at least 6 more weeks of groundhogging for him. 😂🤣😂

@MyronGainesX You are quite literally too stupid to even insult 🤦🏻‍♂️ Your boy is gonna enjoy those cock meat sammiches for the next 25 years…I’ll make sure to bookmark this and come back to it 🖕🏻

Chud is has a valid self defense claim. The usual suspects are about to chimp out now 😂🫵🏽🐒

@TheBrancaShow You’re a god damned moron 😭😭😭

WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR DALTON EATHERLY! TLDR: The State's case against Eatherly appears to be utterly lacking in ANY LEGAL MERIT WHATEVER, based upon what appears to be the official Affidavit of Complaint just made public (attached). This in a case in which the State's BURDEN is proof of guilt, and disproof of self-defense, beyond ANY REASONABLE DOUBT. All of it: So, it appears the affidavit of complaint against Dalton "Chud the Builder" Eatherly has been made public, and the contents will ABSOLUTELY SHOCK many of you. FIRST SHOCKER: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WORD ABOUT DALTON HAVING UTTERED ANY RACIAL SLUR TOWARDS JOSHUA FOX WHATEVER, SO AS TO HAVE PROVOKED THE FIGHT AND THUS TO HAVE LOST THE LEGAL JUSTIFICATION OF SELF-DEFENSE. NOT. ONE. WORD. That was Dalton's biggest potential vulnerability on self-defense, and we can now be confident that we can put that concern to rest. But it gets even BETTER for Dalton. SECOND SHOCKER: Even if self-defense IS NOT EVEN CONSIDERED, the Affidavit of Complaint fails to present ANY evidence-based narrative that Dalton has committed ANY CRIME WHATEVER. (But, of course, self-defense WILL be raised, only further buttressing Dalton's legal position.) Specifically, there's literally not a SINGLE WORD in this Affidavit of Complaint that describes ANY criminal conduct whatever. I've embedded the Affidavit in my possession, but for purposes of succinctness, the relevant portions reads: "... Dalton Eatherly and Joshua Fox engaged in a verbal altercation in front of the Montgomery County Courthouse." This is not a crime, unless it's merely the misdemeanor of disorderly conduct, which would apply equally to both Eatherly AND Foxx. And in any case Eatherly has not been charged with disorderly conduct (nor Fox, of course). "During this verbal altercation, Mr. Eatherly turned his body in a bladed stance towards Mr. Fox ..." There's nothing unlawful about taking a defensive stance when dealing with an angry antagonist. Certainly Eatherly is not charged with the "crime" of "taking a bladed stance." "... and reached for his firearm located in his right jacket pocket." Again, there's nothing unlawful about reaching for a firearm in one's pocket in preparation for possible necessary self-defense. Note that Eatherly is not charged with the "crime" of "reaching for a firearm in located in his right jacket pocket." "Thereafter, a physical altercation ensued." Note the passive voice. The "altercation ensued." There's no claim that EATHERLY initiated the "altercation." Indeed, if anything, to the extent the affidavit has detailed Eatherly's conduct, the absence of any representation of his conduct to indicate that it was EATHERLY who initiated the altercation, we can only infer that it was instead FOX who initiated the altercation. This would, of course, make Eatherly the VICTIM of Fox's unlawful attack upon him. The next paragraph: "Mr. Eatherly discharged his firearm, striking Mr. Fox multiple times." There's nothing inherently unlawful about discharging a firearm and shooting someone multiple times. Thousands of shootings that fit this description occur every year, and qualify as perfectly lawful self-defense. Of course, now self-defense need actually be put on the table. Then there's a discussion of Fox being flown to a hospital, followed by: "In addition, at the time shots were fired, there were several innocent bystanders in the area. Surveillance video fo the incident shows a ricocheting projectile hitting nearby walls." Again, there is nothing inherently unlawful about firing shots that miss the intended target. Police involved in lawful shootings of suspects routinely miss about 70% of the shots fired. Those shots ALSO go flying about the neighborhood until they hit something. None of that is a crime, absent evidence of recklessness--and the affidavit provides no statement of recklessness. Indeed, not a word of recklessness. Note that if the shots were fired in lawful self-defense, as a matter of law they were not fired recklessly. I would also note that there's not a word in this affidavit that even contests, much less contradicts, even a single legal element of Dalton's anticipated claim of self-defense. Not Innocence, not Imminence, not Proportionality, not Avoidance, and Not Reasonableness. Not a single element. Not a word of it. If this were a civil case, I would argue that this complaint fails to state a cause of action. Indeed, it's hard to recall the last time I saw an Affidavit of Complaint so utterly lacking in legal substance whatever. At this point I have to say that I've never felt more positive about Dalton Eatherly's claim of self-defense, at least based upon the representations of this apparently official "Affidavit of Complaint." If these facts provided in this Affidavit of Complaint are all the State of Tennessee has on which to prosecute Dalton on the attempted murder, aggravated assault, reckless endangerment, and malicious firearms possession charges brought against him, I simply don't see any prospect to any reasonable degree of legal certainty of prosecutors securing a conviction on any of those charges beyond a reasonable doubt on the legal merits. HEY! IF YOU LIKE THIS KIND OF USE-OF-FORCE LEGAL ANALYSIS, and would like to know more about how to be HARD TO CONVICT if YOU are ever compelled to defend yourself, your family, or your property against criminal predation, consider picking up a FREE copy of my best-selling plain-English book, "The Law of Self-Defense: Principles" (we only ask that you cover the S&H). lawofselfdefense.com/FREEBOOK @AmiriKing @ArchetypeTheory @JackPosobiec @DLoesch @Timcast @TheOfficerTatum @MyronGainesX @TateTheTalisman

@RobertEThrasher @JessicaTarlov

@JessicaTarlov Democrats have NOTHING to work with. They only have failed policy after failed policy and the American people are sick of it. It's TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP everyday with you people. You can't talk about the things that matter most to the American people because you have no solutions

The MAGA victory lap on getting Massie out when they had to spend 35 million and won by 10 in a Trump 35 district seems misguided.  Trump has a 34% approval rating. He’s -18 with Independents and Democrats are up 11 for the midterms. Plus, he just endorsed Ken Paxton who is so bad even his own party impeached him.  Plus, Trump’s campaign platform boils down to I don’t care about your finances, I’m going to trade stocks and make billions, use your money to pay J6ers, and get immunity from an audit for me and my family in perpetuity.  I think Democrats can work with that.

@MAGAVoice Nobody gives a fuck about primaries between a shitty candidate, and a slightly less shitty candidate

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@LauraLoomer 32?!? You look 50…Hateful trunt

Today is my last day being 32. On the eve of every birthday, I ask myself: Did I work hard enough this year? Is my resume even longer than the year before? Am I creating a legacy so people actually remember me when I die? Did I help change the course of history or better other people’s lives or the state of my country? Then I make a list of everything I did over the year because each year, I strive to accomplish double what I accomplished the year before. People will say a lot about you when you die someday but don’t ever let them call you lazy!

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TRYING HIS BEST TO GIVE THIS COUNTRY BACK TO THE PEOPLE, AND HALF OF THE COUNTRY IS TOO STUPID TO APPRECIATE IT.