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Rest In Peace sweet angel. You were the best girl and I’ll always love and remember you ❤️

@ToonRami you got this toon💪

Chemo round 3 today. Should be back to streaming and stuff tomorrow

@CandlestickJas thats some elite level hating

I used AI to make this graphic. It will be saved and shared again repeatedly by many people for a long time. And I intentionally made Aaron Donald look like a cross-eyed neanderthal. Because fuck the Rams, that's why.

The Houston Rockets’ announcers paid their respects to Clavicular “Are they mogging Craig?” “They are..this was some framemogging by Sengun after some jestergo*ning”

@McClain_on_NFL trade him straight up for burrow

These stories about CJ Stroud possibly being traded just blow me away. He ain’t getting traded. Davis Mills ain’t getting promoted to replace him. Let’s keep track of these tweets and post them right before camp begins for accountability purposes.

@TexansJacob hell no our defense would have scored a touchdown easily

Seahawks & Texans halftime would have actually been 0-0.

ESPN is predicting that the Texans will get a contract extension done with CJ Stroud at 4 years, $224 million with $110 million guaranteed. Thoughts?

@NickSchwagerNFL we're never getting past the divisional round with stroud on our team

They should be playing today man

@BiasedHouston stidham already looking better than stroud

The Texans would’ve had a free trip to the Super Bowl…

CJ Stroud Became The Laughing Stock Of The NFL… The world will forever be hoping that he have a bad game so they can make fun of him. I have great feeling that the best version of CJ Stroud will come next year.

@TexansTORO1 @steelers toro why

we good now @steelers?

@JJWatt JJ when he saw his slider

Couldn’t sleep last night. Got outta bed and made a couple bowls of cereal. Was still hungry, so hit a 2am DoorDash order. Now I’m not going to out the company, because I’ve been a longtime fan. But the size of this double cheeseburger is a problem. It’s the size of a slider…

@elitetakes_ this is the worst take i see for CJ. "if only he had all day to throw and never got pressured" yea im pretty sure every QB in the league would look like tom brady under those circumstances

TL asleep? I’m not out on CJ Stroud The Texans shouldn’t pay him, and if today killed his career in Houston I’d understand This O-line has broken his confidence & rhythm in the pocket. But there’s a special pocket passer in there that I believe can re-emerge elsewhere. Prime fresh start candidate

@BiasedHouston he never had it 💔

CJ Stroud has lost the city of Houston.

@P1302Daniel @WyattzWorId if the bears win today chicago is gonna have a field day with this pic 😭😭

@WyattzWorId He hasn’t been the same since this 😭

CJ Stroud had a good rookie season, declared himself a top 3 QB, and proceeded to never give a fuck again

@PatTalksTexans and there will still be people on here defending him its crazy

Halfway decent QB play from CJ and this game isn’t close. It’s really disappointing

@HoustonTexans CJ Stroud really sold our super bowl run

Final.

Being a Texans fan is just cheering every time your defense is on the field and wanting to jump out of a window when it’s the offense

@HoustonTexans CJ needs to stay in New England. He is not valid in Houston

Halftime.

CJ protect the ball or be Jamaican CJ:

fuck it's over ✌️