Mise en scène

@FirstSquawk The most fraudulent mob boss president in history taps his VP as prime co-conspirator thus insuring he will never be president.

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: Vice President JD Vance is now in charge of “FRAUD” in the United States. It is massive and pervasive, and the job he will be doing, in conjunction with many great people within the Trump Administration, will be a major factor in how great the future of our Country will be. We will call him the “FRAUD CZAR,” and his focus will be “EVERYWHERE,” but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a “free for all” in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money. The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget. Raids have already started in L.A. Good Luck JD!

@RepRobertGarcia Fuck you @DAGToddBlanche you pig eyed, pedo protecting, sack of shit

This is a lie. About 50% of the files have been released and per our subpoena it’s illegal to withhold them. Blanche may think it’s over, but we are just getting started.

@RpsAgainstTrump Fun with Dick and Jane

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is. That man does not miss a story. He’s always reading the paper and watching TV. He never misses anything anyone says”

@NotebookLM The ability to edit slide deck copy and content is #1 for me. Don’t get me wrong, the “revise” feature is nice but the ability to edit the deck in PowerPoint would 10x the tool’s value

We intentionally didn't post anything over the past couple of days as to not abuse your trust nor insult your intelligence 😉 However... If we *had* wanted to fool you, what were you hoping to see? (Think beyond the usual requests! What's your dream feature request?)

@AFpost @skenzyme More like bullshit AF

EXCLUSIVE: According to multiple current Trump administration officials with access to Pam Bondi, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who was just named Acting Attorney General, has been the main roadblock holding up prosecutions of former Biden officials, state-level politicians, and Antifa terrorists. Todd Blanche personally shut down the DOJ’s “weaponization” task force and is responsible for sidelining Ed Martin. Todd Blanche sees himself as a “principled” conservative and views investigations of Trump enemies like Jack Smith as an “abuse of power.” He has privately told staff that he will not “stoop to that level.” Under Todd Blanche, the failure of the DOJ to investigate left-wing terrorists and former officials who prosecuted President Trump will only get worse. Follow: @AFpost

@unusual_whales Hey @Polymarket what are the odds 10% of that sum goes to Trump’s imbecile sons and their defense contracts?

BREAKING: Trump will unveil a $1,500,000,000,000 defense budget request for the ​next fiscal year, per Reuters

@factpostnews @joncoopertweets This obtuse asshole @DAGToddBlanche is going to spend the next three years stonewalling America with his goofy ass “Ah-hyuck”, whatever do you mean?” bullshit

Q: Is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abused the girls in the Epstein files? Acting AG Todd Blanche: Like, what does that mean? I don't understand what that means.

@Polymarket @h_thoreson Reboot

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

@AGPamBondi @RealXavier011

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@DrChrisCombs Pure Kerbal Space Program! Patched conics ftw

I love this perspective as well Really showcases how we are "catching" the moon with this trajectory

@Dodgers Panda Express staff when a home stand wraps

FINAL: Guardians 4, #Dodgers 1

Ahaha, @LindseyGrahamSC you cock gobbling weirdo

@SecRubio Bro, you are entirely full of shit. The man is an insane moron and an embarrassing laughingstock. America and the world find his barbaric stupidity vile and reprehensible

President Trump delivered a powerful speech tonight. He was clear about our objectives in Iran: • Destroy their weapons factories • Destroy their navy • Destroy their air force • Destroy their chances of ever having a nuclear weapon The President’s leadership sends a message to the world that the United States will defend its people and its interests, and uphold peace through strength.

@RichardHaass @DougonIPComm Totally on brand for the Imbecile in Chief

Totally mystifying why Trump asked for 20 minutes in prime time on the first night of Passover to deliver a nothingburger of a speech that changed not a thing. Makes no sense.

@RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch

Was the point of Trump’s speech tonight to show the nation how badly he’s deteriorated with more slurred, low energy, incoherent, nonsensical rambling? If so, mission accomplished.

@hearinladotcom @thenewYorkBlvd Chili fries = yay

Yay or nay

@unusual_whales $100 says it Barron Trump

Look at this. This wallet has just put an $800,000 bet on boots on the ground in Iran. They previously were right about the time US struck Iran first. Unusual.

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly set to use his primetime address to argue the U.S. has met—or exceeded—its military goals, including: 1. Eliminating Iran’s ballistic missiles and production sites 2. Severely weakening its navy 3. Containing Tehran’s regional proxies 4. Blocking any path to a nuclear weapon An official said the speech will also signal operations could wrap within two to three weeks, per Bloomberg

@FaytuksNetwork I can’t think of a more suicidal mission. What an idiot

BREAKING: President Trump requested a plan to seize nearly 1,000 lbs of highly enriched uranium from Iran. The U.S. military briefed him on a complex operation involving airlifting excavation equipment, building a runway inside Iran for cargo planes to extract the material, and potentially deploying hundreds of troops. - WaPo

@AdameMedia Schrödinger’s regime change ftw

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🤡 Hegseth says regime change has occured in Iran but they are just “NOT AWARE OF IT” What a pathetic clown.