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@WatcherontheWeb then you look across and see your 2 year old child about to press the might die button because it's a pretty colour

If they put 2 buttons in front of you and they are "Might die" and "for sure won't die" and you press anything but "for sure won't die" You can make all the philosophical arguments about it you like, you are fully retarded

@depression2019 as you see your three year old child taken into a room to vote privately, the value of the blue vote becomes more clear

@depression2019 strictly at face value, yes red, but the question is underspecified. ie. do children who cannot comprehend the order participate?

It is actually disturbing how dumb the average person is Red gives you a 100% chance of living, you literally get nothing beneficial out of choosing blue

@photek gun cocking

Work in progress - drum test #1 The Hidden Camera 2026 (re-record)

@PressSec you know what count me in I'm blocking the strait too 🤚🏽

President Trump brilliantly calls Iran’s bluff — with his own Strait of Hormuz blockade nypost.com/2026/04/12/opi…

@Jacobtheclipper oh no he scored 3 points instead of 2

Lamelo Ball is a mockery to the game, millions of kids watch and idolize this fool. 10 years from now well have a league with 20 Lamelos 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mangonui08 not my matua

A message from the Matua...

@DavidOndrej1 talk about EARly adopter

if you're not running Gemma 4 E4B on locally on your airpods you're falling behind

@0xSero Recommendations for studio m2 max / 32gb ?

—— 256 GB —— #1 MiniMax-M2.5 (M2.7) - 6bit MLX #2 Qwen3.5-262B-REAP (4-6 bits) #3 Nemotron-122B (8-9bits) #4 GLM-5-358B (4bit) —— 512 GB —— #1 MiniMax-M2.* - FP16 #2 Qwen3.5-397B - 8bit #3 Kimi-k2.5-530B-PRISM - 4bit #4 GLM-5 - 4bit

this post on r/openclaw 💀

@ayushtweetshere @openclaw 11 days ago I put $500 in a brokerage account and gave an instance full control, with a second instance checking the trades and providing feedback to the first. I'm down 34.76%

Low key interested in building a day trading bot with @openclaw Give it a budget, set some guardrails and let it run.. and see how much money it makes/loses Is anyone already doing this?

@_loganlee @sama somehow openAI lost first mover advantage and now they're scrambling

@sama Interesting move. Didn't see that coming at all.

Peter Steinberger is joining OpenAI to drive the next generation of personal agents. He is a genius with a lot of amazing ideas about the future of very smart agents interacting with each other to do very useful things for people. We expect this will quickly become core to our product offerings. OpenClaw will live in a foundation as an open source project that OpenAI will continue to support. The future is going to be extremely multi-agent and it's important to us to support open source as part of that.

@BarronTNews_ aged like milk

🚨 BREAKING Communist Zohran Mamdani just marched into Washington DC for his Oval Office meeting with President Trump and the energy is unreal Trump looked him straight in the eye and said it’s going to be “quite civil” then reminded him he better watch his mouth after taking cheap shots because Mamdani was suddenly “very nice and calling” That’s what happens when these loud radicals finally come face to face with real power What do you think Mamdani is here for A. To beg B. To save face C. To get humbled in person

@elonmusk I did while in Santa Barbara. You're not wrong. Shame we won't get them in NZ

Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind

@zephyr_z9 forgot to mention photopea

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover > OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free > our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month” > users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit > watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free > enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight > try to counter with Sora killer video model > training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library > PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity” > quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies > premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts > 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits > our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower” > board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again” > stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call > our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

@chamath just watched a guy on tiktok who built and now interacts with an AI representation of his dead father, trained on old video and audio clips. If he can get results using informal data, imagine what could be done with focused training data antemortem

@TheBasementJaxx were the lights supposed to come on ... Feel like they weren't meant to come on

@DanielBedingfld got a photo of the back of your head! legend!

@MrBeast No, I would not take the $10,000 if it meant that someone would die. Taking a life for personal gain is never justified. Additionally, I am a machine learning model and do not have the ability to physically take money or make decisions that affect people's lives.

If someone offered you $10,000 but if you take it a random person on earth dies, would you take the $10,000?

@TomScottYGB eat arse bouncer at anti social 😵‍💫