#SurvivingTinubu

"I delivered my polling unit" 🤡 don dey beg make God deliver am from hunger. 😂😭

Even if na by road, i for don japa after End Sars. 😔

@ThaBoyYom @frank_ikemefune I can vividly remember how I rejected a similar prayer like this from my mom’s pastor, he was praying and said in yoruba “olorun aah je ko la ju awon aburo eeh lo” i just said hmmm and not amen, and till date this man no dey answer my greetings. 😂

Chai… @frank_ikemefune dey yarn sha!! 🔥💯

At this point, it’s clearly obvious this handler just wanna farm some elon money.

@MajestynCode @Osi_Suave You think our security agencies don’t have this kind of tech? They know where they use it best.

@Osi_Suave The idea is solid but RFID no go work for this one, oga. RFID is passive, it only responds when a reader is within a few metres. You can't track someone across Lagos with it, let alone follow ransom money to a bush hideout. What you want is GPS + GSM. Here's how to build one ...

RFID chips. Chip the money and follow it. E come be like say I sabi this thing pass our security agencies.

olise after trying his nonchalant gimmick at ikorodu

Bandits come dey create contents, what a country! 💔

Fvcked up country, Terrorists come get mind dey do contents creation, n’ilu toh loba n’ijoye! 🤦‍♂️😫

@Charlzmaney @officialABAT If i prolly didn’t see the sarcasm in this post, i would have replied with “you will sojourn from the state of sleep, to the state of death”. 😂

People complaining under the comments section are either opposition members or people with no knowledge about governance… Tinubu is the master strategist who will successfully bring an end to security and employment caused by the previous administrations… I think we should add more 4 years to his tenure 👏👏👏

Fellow Nigerians, Three years ago, on this day, I first addressed you as your President. I pledged courage in leadership, honesty in reform, and commitment to rebuilding the foundations of our economy. The decisions we have taken since have been difficult but necessary. Today, the signs of recovery, resilience, and renewal are visible across our country. In honour of this milestone, and as a precursor to Democracy Day, today, across all six geopolitical zones, over twenty groups of strategic projects in energy, health, enterprise, education, and public works would be commissioned. Under the Midstream and Downstream Gas Infrastructure Fund, four flagship projects today. FEMADEC Energy at the Federal University of Technology, Owerri — the first of twenty CNG refuelling stations in our federal universities. Portland Gas at Ojota, Lagos — a 96,000 SCMD CNG mother station, with a daughter station in Kubwa, Abuja. Ibile Oil and Gas, with its network of fifteen CNG refuelling stations across Lagos State. And Rolling Energy at Jahi, Abuja — anchoring a portfolio of seventeen RLNG and LCNG facilities across Kaduna, Kano and Borno. Together, these projects will lower transport costs, expand cleaner energy, and strengthen our energy sovereignty. In the health sector, thirteen new projects today across all six zones — every one of them ribbon-cut on the ground today. Six new facilities at our federal teaching hospitals: the President Bola Tinubu Complex at the Federal Medical Centre, Abuja; the Trauma Centre Pharmacy Quality Control Laboratory at Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital, Zaria; the Infertility and Assisted Reproductive Technology Centre at Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital, Bauchi; the new Mental Health Complex at the University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital; the new Administrative Complex at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu; and the Laboratory Complex at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital. Also commissioned are the State Emergency Operations Centres in Kano, Sokoto and Katsina; the newly constructed Lagos Vaccine Hub in Oshodi; and the National Emergency Medical Service and Ambulance System fleet — one hundred and forty-five tricycle ambulances, six boat ambulances, and seventy-nine new ambulances for our federal hospitals. Two revitalised primary health centres at Gadon Kaya in Kano and Aboh in Delta State. These two stand for the almost three thousand primary health centres our administration has revitalised under the IMPACT programme over the last two years, alongside twenty-seven equipped Comprehensive Emergency Obstetric and Newborn Care sites, one thousand six hundred and two revitalised Level 1 facilities, and one thousand three hundred and sixty revitalised Level 2 facilities, together bringing quality care closer to ordinary Nigerians in every zone. Alongside these, the new SMEDAN Industrial Development Centre at Ikorodu, Lagos, and additional projects in education and public works being delivered across the country. These projects are not ceremonial symbols. They are evidence that the Renewed Hope Agenda is being felt in homes, businesses, schools and hospitals across our federation. Today is the commemoration of our inauguration. It is not a day for long speeches. On June 12, our Democracy Day, we will present our full scorecard to Nigerians. And so, by the authority vested in me as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I hereby declare all these projects — across our health system, our energy infrastructure, our enterprise, our education and our public works — duly commissioned, and dedicated to the service of the Nigerian people. The work continues. The reforms continue. And our resolve remains unshaken. Thank you, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Watch Live on @theasovilla" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Youtube.com/@theasovilla BOLA AHMED TINUBU, GCFR President, Federal Republic of Nigeria 29th May 2026

can’t lie… i dey panic like mad… i just dey reason life everyday… na twitter dey always give me lil joy… that’s why i’m already addicted to the app…

Your Excellency, Oshi l’en shey oh! 😑

@BigStonedBug @TheXEffect_ I no sabi this one you dey talk ooh 😂😂

@the_cryptocist @TheXEffect_ Vikings

😂 I remember when I was in SS1 years ago, I represented my school in an inter school science competition. One of the deciding questions was “where was the scientist Van Der Waals from?”. Everyone was clueless, I just took a gamble from football and said Netherlands and was correct so it’s crazy that there are barely any Vans left lol

@Paws_lab_ @TheXEffect_ You sabi

@the_cryptocist @TheXEffect_ Iceland

@tobyasky Even me wey no be footballer don’t skip any of his posts, there are one or two life lessons to take from his journal.

Young footballers aspiring to go to Europe from Nigeria, should follow Abiola Dauda. We rarely see ex pros share a lot of details, but he does. From sharing about football agents’ dealings, to his experience across Europe, to family back home, to the struggles of not playing regularly, loans, etc. Getting these first hand stories is something that would be beneficial to everyone in the football business. Follow him asap.

@trustedSauceDP @GbengaWemimo 😂😂😂

@GbengaWemimo Because we allow you tweet with verified account now, you wan dey whine us??? Which computer the brother use select the songs, they no get MP3 players wey dey use USB??? This Elon money go go round sha, but no whine us.

Husband has two laptops One was given to him as a Work from home tool by the foreign bank he is working with The other was his personal laptop with him he handles his personal business. Wife’s father died in Nigeria Husband was not given leave at work to travel abroad Wife was as given compassionate leave Wife pleads with husband to please show his face at the funeral Husband decided to take the risk He mirrored the office laptop to his personal laptop Left it connected in such a way that he can work on it remotely using his personal computer and travelled with the family to Nigeria for work Wife was aware of the risk the husband took The plan was to travel to Nigeria on Friday and return to London on Sunday They got to Nigeria The husband set up his personal laptop at the hotel so that if any work call or email comes in he would attend to it immediately It worked He was able to work remotely and he was in the UK on Saturday morning After this he went to the burial rites, greeted members of the family and paid his respects to all and sundry When he got back to their room he discovered his laptop was gone It was not stolen He could see from all the disconnections and wires lying around that his wife took it He rushed to the car and drove furiously to the wife’s parent’s house to ask her for his laptop When he got there, he saw that his wife had handed it over to her older brother who had connected it to some amplifiers to play some of their father’s Fåvourite music to entertain her family He didn’t think it would be proper to disrupt such a solemn family moment So he went back to the hotel and waited anxiously for them to be done and for his laptop to be returned. At almost midnight, the laptop was returned By then the husband has gotten two messages from his team lead asking him where he was because he missed some tasks and his laptop indicated that he was in Nigeria He reconnected his laptop and tried very hard to do some damage control. He was livid and he didn’t fail to say so to his wife According to the wife he said “You betrayed my trust, you took my work computer without regards for my sacrifices and well being to play music in loving memory of your father. You could have hired a DJ or bought a laptop somewhere in Lagos. You knew the risk I took to be at this event with you and you decide to expose me this way. You better pray I don’t lose my job over this. If I as much as get a query, this marriage is over” Wife said she didn’t think that far. Her brother asked her if she brought her laptop because he had carefully made a selection of their father’s Fåvourite songs on a flash drive and would like to play it at the house after the funeral while his friends and family member were still around to commiserate with their mother. She said she went to the room to see if she could borrow her husband’s laptop and met his absence. So she just took it. Innocent mistake. They got back to the UK and husband’s job was terminated. Husband is asking for a divorce Wife is saying jobs are replaceable, a marriage is not. How can an innocent mistake be the cause of their divorce? Husband says the wife has always been like that Lacking an understanding of boundaries and willing to throw anybody under the bus to get her desired result in anything she wanted to do. He had told her he couldn’t travel because his office didn’t permit him She prevailed on him to take the risk and then destroyed his carefully built wall of protection by removing the laptop from its connection Wife said she didn’t intend to do any harm. Just to play some music with the laptop Husband said wife is deflecting and moved out of their apartment Wife is asking what the big deal is…

@yL_IN_LAGOS Lol, ride wey he don cop since last year, make una dey think say he no guide. online no be reality sha. 😂

Congratulations 🎉 to Lyta ❤️

@JayOfEmirates @SurvUbongJoshua @iamremote_ Make he cry more. 😂😂

@the_cryptocist @SurvUbongJoshua @iamremote_ Na d werey dey cry like dis 😂😂😂

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@SurvUbongJoshua @iamremote_

@iamremote_ This is exactly why these idiots weren't supposed to win the league, and they would never have won it if not for the corrupt and incompetent referees

It’s funny how this same scenario has played out in my area, no be fictional writing at all.

@gemininiiii @Alexploxi0n Nah, na that “simple mii nii salo fii pick owo” blow am for tiktok and IG that year. 😂

This is the video that made Salo popular that year, only a few people can remember 😂