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@drkeithsiau Acute Dystonic Reaction (Extra pyramidal effects from antipsychotics like Haloperidol or antiemetics like Metoclopramide). Give Benztropine to solve the problem.

An 18 year old was admitted with this after accepting a drink by a stranger in a nightclub. What was the likely causative drug?

@safonyameherbal I've seen a couple and it's always heartbreaking.

22year old with Stroke, do you know what that means

@MrMekzy_ You probably need him to show you the way more than he needs you 😂.

Man: Pharm I’m worried that i no longer last in bed. Me: How long do you last now? Man: First round 5 minutes, 2 rounds 8 to 10 minutes. Me: Sorry o, but how long did you use to last before? Man: like 35 minutes normally. Me: Sorry chief, is it plus foreplay? Man: No Me:

@hannahmuktar Don't forget Benue state with it's mediocrity.

One of the best ways to achieve a better Nigeria is to close down Kogi state and arrest all its indigenes

@osemagnum Na Bachelors we be, we no kill person.

Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery, Bachelor MBBBS. tag all the single doctors you know who should just agree for one fine girl and get married.

@YarfohKirk Erectile Dysfunction is a serious concern for every man and should never be downplayed. Most men would rather suffer than take any medication that will cause ED to them. Beta blockers and diuretics are known to cause ED so switching the medications should be considered.

Male patient: Doc my BP's are still high after taking my antihypertensive medications. Doc: are you sure you're taking the medication? Patient: Doc, you see, there are some days I don't take it. Doc: Oh why Patient: Doc. You are a man. You know now🙄. When I take the medications I can't fire. Doc: You can't fire what. Patient: Abi you know doc🥲 Doc: So you prefer to choose that over your health. I can help you with some medications when you want to fulfill your night duties. Patient: Doc it has to be natural. Doc: so you prefer not taking your medications? You're choosing that activity over your health. Patient: Doc I'm a man. Something must kill a man. Doc:

@docakx What a shock!

😲😲😲

@Maazijnr The highest she can say is no.

It takes real confidence and even billionaire level presence as a man to approach this kind of woman. Her confidence and aura alone can be intimidating enough to scare you away.

@WanambwaMusa123 @FEMMY466 Serious stuff o

@the_drterry @FEMMY466 Serious stuff

This is a thing that can happen?! New fear unlocked

@Ausbones 6'2

How tall are you ?

@okhiop @king_pearxe How do I refer someone that signed against medical advice and left the hospital? I gave him oral medications and asked him to come back the next day for follow up. He hasn't come back till today.

@the_drterry @king_pearxe I hope you referred him because he is walking bomb.

A patient walked into the emergency unit with a BP of 200/120 Me; Sir, your bp is extremely high, we have to admit you and gradually reduce it. Pt: Ohh, Dr, it's high because I took hot pepper soup before coming here Me; sir, hot pepper soup will not cause your bp to be this high Pt ; Dr, the pepper soup was really hot Ohh Me;

@Badgalpooki I know a very good place

If I don’t eat eba today 🥹

@PharmWise I 100% agree with you. I've only used IV diclofenac as a cocktail.

@the_drterry Right 💯 But for a normal musculoskeletal pain, I believe IM is most suitable . What do you think?

CLINICAL PHARMACY: Case Scenario: A 25-year-old healthy patient (no known allergies, normal vital signs) presents at the pharmacy with the following prescription from the emergency department for acute musculoskeletal pain: What is wrong with the prescription below 👇 Rx IV Diclofenac sodium 100mg stat

@_ayobami0260 Jesus! 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

A consultant asked a Student to answer a question during rounds and she couldn’t. He asked 3 more questions and she still couldn’t answer. He shook his head and continued his rounds 5minutes later she rose her hand and said she wants to go and ease herself... Consultant: Oh interesting, at least one Organ in your body is functioning 🤣

@idanpapii Their education needs to be reviewed cos clearly they did not learn anything.

Masters or $1million? 👀

@Dr_Afo This Pathway requires you securing a job before you can apply for Provisional Registration.

People are not talking about it because jobs are difficult to get everywhere. Trust me, GMC registered doctors are trying every available pathway because UK is super hostile now. They aren't just making noise about it. So do your research on the low and make your move. Cheers.

@Nigerian_Doctor This is really personal and deep. How do people even feel the need to have this conversation with a stranger?