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@ingridattack Go Irish??☘️

can people stop telling me to roll badge i hate madison

Blake Lively got a settlement today, had Justin Baldoni release a mutual statement where he acknowledges she told the truth, and is now at the Met Gala among other A-listers. Lmfao she really won

On MAY THE 4TH!? You will not convince me this wasn’t intentional. That’s how you do it Blake, goddamn.

Blake Lively at the #MetGala

BLAKE LIVELY AT THE MET GALA

Blake Lively attends the 2026 Met Gala.

@eyekonordiekon Wisco mention!!!!!

nico hülkenberg - Wausau, WI - german - chill like that - a family man - probably says “beg” instead of “bag” - yaoi pilled but in a midwest way

where each f1 driver would be from if they were american and why: a 🧵

Mel Gibson has made a movie so insanely Catholic and Biblical we're going to get mass protests from Evangelicals

the reason this happens is really funny raytheon figured out in like the 80s if they didn't make being gay as shameful in their corporate culture "give us state secrets or we'll tell everyone you're gay", a normally very effective blackmail technique, would not work as well

brb deleting my fic not due to fandom misbehavior but bc i’ve accidentally committed the hockey crime of creating new flyers fans 😭

you ever see two closed windows and think ‘if I open both, we could get a nice cross breeze going’ and then you do and it does

No bcus actually can we talk about how they had him butt booty naked except for his toolbelt in the movie, why’d they have him freaked out showing hole like that 😭😭

When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched. THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

Taylor Swift’s record contract could lead to millions of dollars being paid to artists as UMG prepares to sell half of their equity stake in Spotify. When Swift signed her contract in 2018, she negotiated a clause stating that any sale of UMG’s Spotify shares would result in a distribution of money to their artists, non-recoupable. Her “non-recoupable” clause ensures that artists receive that money even if they still owe advances to the label that signed them. (billboard.com/pro/taylor-swi…)

Universal Music is selling $1.4 billion in Spotify shares. It paid nothing for them. Spotify handed the shares over in 2008 just for letting Spotify play music, and the deal was set up so almost none of that money would ever reach the artists who made the music. Taylor Swift's 2018 contract changed that. Back in 2008, Spotify was a small Swedish startup that needed songs to play. The big record labels had the songs. They had no reason to hand them over cheap, so the two sides cut a deal. Spotify gave them shares. The labels gave Spotify the right to play their music. Universal walked away with 5%. That stake later grew to 7% when Universal bought EMI and rolled EMI's 2% into its own. Then it drifted back to 3% as Spotify took on more investors and shrank everyone's slice. At today's prices, 3% of Spotify is worth about $2.7 billion. Universal sat on those shares for 18 years and never sold a single one. Until yesterday. Most artists never see royalty money. When a label signs you, it pays you an advance to live on while you make the album. It also covers your studio time, your music videos, your marketing, your tour. All of those costs go on a tab. The label keeps every dollar your music earns until you clear that tab. Berklee, the music school in Boston, says as many as 96% of major-label artists never earn enough to clear it. They stay in the red their entire careers. Sony moved first in 2018. It sold half its Spotify shares for $768 million and paid $250 million directly to its artists in cash, no matter how much each one still owed. Warner followed a few months later. It sold all of its Spotify shares for $504 million and said $126 million would go to its artists too. Warner played it differently. Most of that money went to pay down what those artists already owed, instead of putting fresh cash in their pockets. Taylor Swift was negotiating her own deal with Universal that same year. She refused to sign unless Universal put the Sony version of the rule in her contract. Cash to artists, no matter what they owed. She wrote at the time that the clause "meant more to me than any other deal point." Universal had said publicly in March 2018 it would share Spotify money with artists. But it had not put the cash-not-credit rule in writing. Swift's contract, signed eight months later, did. Universal is finally selling. Hundreds of millions of dollars in cash are about to land in artists' bank accounts, including artists who have spent years or decades in the red and would otherwise get nothing from a sale like this. Most of those artists have never met Taylor Swift. All of them benefit from a single line she insisted on eight years ago.

when i said palou over lee clark, i said so because the list said greatest and i hold 4 indy titles and an indy 500 win as an overall greater career than 8 gp wins. i wasn't even insinuating that palou was a better driver😭

stole oomfs idea. Behold the 2026 indycar track pronouns