Yann (mastodon.social/@theatrus)

Well that’s not good. My NGP814 has now decided it didn’t have any channels. @RohdeSchwarz

@evanm I made up for it with 101% success rate though

I did this in 2012 and didn't get a headline 😒 theverge.com/2023/3/6/23627…

This is dumb but also genius. These will be stacked MPCBs on opposite sides of a heat sink.

@Ramin_DK I’m sorry for absorber

HWENG stops by your desk to ask if you know why power consumption IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMNED DATACENTER is "weird" at the top of every minute. Jobs use power. Jobs are schedule to the minute aka ??:00. This is bad when you have 1M+ jobs.

It's time for a thread on why Twitter hasn't gone down yet 🧵

@ryancox You should get into meta-workflow-engines

Too real

@marius The endofunctors were all ersatz

I’ve been told that some of my technical contributions to Twitter has caused head scratching among Elon’s gang. Guess I would’ve been fired by now.

@paulnivin in accordance with the prophecy

clown car gold mine metaphor has leveled up

Name a project after every bird on the planet.

@pmorelli @isaach @suehepworth As you get rid of natural gas your house devolves into a series of conduit runs because the kitchen is on the opposite corner of the house to the panel and tearing up walls sucks

@isaach @suehepworth Basically, copper pans won’t work, so if you have a large investment in those.

Its been 10+ years since I really dealt with "IoT" mesh products that weren't Wifi... and not much has changed.

hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

this is my greatest creation

every day since March of 2020

1st tech job: “I want to change the world!” 3rd tech job: “I want to help some people.” 5th tech job: “I want to make enough money to put my kids in one of those schools where technology is banned.”

@javawithjiva How go the interviews

The perfect vintage #aviation photo does not exis—

In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.