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Bacon With Lettuce

@thebeedub

I lost a sock and I'm on a quest to find it.

Katılım Ekim 2013
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Bacon With Lettuce
Bacon With Lettuce@thebeedub·
“I want to feel like chewbaca, but only from the shins down.” -women wearing uggs
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Wade Phillips
Wade Phillips@sonofbum·
I was VERY surprised the Bills fired their Head Coach after a playoff loss. Wade Phillips
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Diante Lee
Diante Lee@DianteLeeFB·
Game day is finally here. Opening up the season with a rival, so everyone’s energy should be right where it’s supposed to be. Turned over new starters at 9 of our 11 spots on defense. There’s a lot of first time experience to be had this year, new opportunities in front of us.
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Jenny Doesnt Know
Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious·
I hate my brain. Now I’m replaying the situation over & over. What could’ve been said/done differently? Should I have spoken to her as if she were 2? That’d have made her mad too. I need to get past this so I can enjoy my long day.
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MykeIsNotHere
MykeIsNotHere@MykeLeTauris·
Another morning of panic after an evening of eating beets.
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Supes🐾
Supes🐾@usasmitty·
My friend of 39 years passed away this Wednesday. Pulmonary embolism. Picture circa 1986 RIP Dear Friend. xo I haven't even begun to process it.
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
[I'm happy we're getting fried chicken] “Let's get chicken-faced!”
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tells me I look pretty
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Bacon With Lettuce
Bacon With Lettuce@thebeedub·
When they sift through our post apocalyptic remains, they’ll find our safes filled with eggs and toilet paper.
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
I never play chicken with anyone unless I’m absolutely positive that I’m more crazy than they are.
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Bacon With Lettuce
Bacon With Lettuce@thebeedub·
My little nugget turned 9 yesterday. Where does the time go?
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Yesterday Girl🎈
Yesterday Girl🎈@yesterdaygirly·
There aren’t many rules around my house, but there’s a certain order to the mug cabinet… Failure to comply could result in injury, probably not death, but definitely injury.
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Bacon With Lettuce
Bacon With Lettuce@thebeedub·
All I know about algorithms is they seem to make people kinda angry
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MykeIsNotHere
MykeIsNotHere@MykeLeTauris·
3wks post op and still can’t bathe. I’m told I’m a slow healer. That’s okay, keeps the people away.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My ex-wife thinks I've become a much nicer and more reasonable person in the years since we got divorced. The truth is I solely use ChatGPT to communicate with her. It's the AI that's nice. I'm still an idiot.
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Mac Dickson
Mac Dickson@MacDicksonShow·
Do dog’s paws smell like Fritos, or is it the other way around?
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jody
jody@wnbagirlfriend·
i hate you platonically
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jody
jody@wnbagirlfriend·
but babe being fucking delusional is sorta my thing
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erica
erica@ericanextdooor·
(while being chased by a police dog) awww what’s his name
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
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