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@overlandertheb1 @MrTCHarris Happily her offspring don’t speak the language of the people they govern. Do you think it’s 1066?

@MrTCHarris Apparently Her Britannic Majesty Elizabeth the Second had a decent grasp of Doric. Think I might have fainted if addressed by her with a cut glass 'Foos yer doos Alan?' Happily her offspring have no such truck with blood and soil language.

You're only Scottish if you have a Scottish accent – remember that! #bloodandsoil

@mickeyhynes @MrTCHarris Not SW, W1 you mean

@MrTCHarris The King of South West London, if we take this to its logical endpoint.

@MrTCHarris The last one to have a Scottish accent was executed by having his head chopped off. His accent had a lot to do with it.

@Hannah1199261 @CraigHouston_ This is fun. So when the Normans invaded your country in 1066, their descendants never became English? They are still Normans? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆 Nigel Farage is French then.

@thecounterblast @CraigHouston_

We have a national housing crisis and the party who tell us they’re better for Scots than anyone else want a Scotland with a declining ratio of Scots. Make that make sense? Separatists tell me I am a traitor. I want better for Scotland than SNP want. Vote Craig Houston on Glasgow Region (7 seats available) on 7th May #houstie4holyrood

@AndrewBowie_MP @ScotTories @Conservatives You will never ever stop the people of Scotland.

We must stop the SNP. We must stop another referendum. We must stick together. For our country, vote Scottish Conservative and Unionist on your Peach Ballot Paper.

@CraigHouston_ Why not? Yoon logic states, “I want to be in the same country as my friends and family.” Well folk have family in all countries so union with them all. Surely .

Imagine using that as a promotional post? So you want a union with France, Germany and Holland over a union with England, Wales and Northern Ireland? That’s not independence.

@CraigHouston_ So should we force the Rangers and Celtic fans back to their native Ireland? Remigration now?

@thecounterblast 😂 some still don’t realise you’re a parody. Decent patter

@seven7ins @AgentP22 Imagine thinking that it’s your place, you a total and utter nobody, to declare what Scotland’s fate will be. 🤣🤣🤣

@AgentP22 He's been told multiple times and it's been online.... Scotland had its referendum - answer was NO. they'll be no more referendums. Westminster & the Scottish minister has told him Even with the powers they currently have- look at the mess of Scotland ...

Swinney is basically admitting that votes don’t matter unless the SNP win. The SNP don’t believe in democracy — they believe in getting their own way.

@watp78 @LeoKearse And??

@thecounterblast @LeoKearse But he's right with independence the left would have no chance in this country!!

This isn't about "supporting the economy". I don't know if you've noticed, but the SNP don't give a shit about the economy. They don't need economic growth when they can bleed Westminster for a few more billion. Just as with Labour, this is about importing voters and destroying the nation state to implement communism. I genuinely think independence would do Scotland (and England) a favour, as without the drumbeat of independence, Scotland would revert to a conservative (small c) govt within a single electoral cycle.

@AgentP22 As much as I respect her. She has allowed hatred to blind her now. A period of silence would be sensible.

Even Joanna Cherry is saying that voting Reform would be a good thing for Holyrood.

This is the yoons big fat plan to upend Scotland and unseat our legitimate government on 7th May. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SteveSayersOne Cannot wait to see our government return for its 5th term. Did you know, if the yoon party were to cheat their way to a win, they are going to waste money renaming the Scottish Gov. the Executive in an act of servility unseen since your Lord McConnell wore a pin stripe kilt.

🗳️ Scottish Election 2026 – #TacticalVoting Guide to DEFEAT SNP & Greens (7 May 2026). DON'T NOT VOTE OR SPOIL YOUR VOTE! Your Pro-UK vote is essential to stop the SNP/Green rot! If turnout is low or there is a high proportion of spoiled votes, we lose, and the SNP win. Constituency ballot (1st vote): Vote for the best-placed Pro-UK candidate (Labour/Con/Lib Dem/Reform) to beat SNP/Greens List below. IMO If it's close, dump LibDem due to ACH's Trans stance Regional list ballot (2nd vote – ALL 8 regions): Vote Scottish Conservatives (recommended for the strongest Pro-UK outcome). You might not like this option, but tactically it is sound. Key principles: If you can't bring yourself to vote for a 'particular Pro-UK party/candidate,' then vote the next best-placed Pro-UK option to hopefully flip seats. To be brutally honest, we have to dump party loyalty to dump the SNP, I have done it before and will do it again if required. ANY Pro-UK list vote helps deny SNP/Green MSPs, tactical voting works – it flipped seats in the Scottish vote 2021 & UK in 2024 & will do so again in this election. Bottom line: Without tactical voting, the SNP will likely be the largest party/majority. With it, you CAN flip seats & block SNP outright win or Green coalition. To repeat, other pro-UK list votes (Labour/Lib Dem/Con/Reform) also help if you REALLY can't bring yourself to vote for a specific Pro-UK party, but bear in mind, YOU weaken tactical voting and might hand the SNP the victory, and they will then have been screwing you over for a quarter of a century if they win! NEVER vote SNP or Greens. #SNPOut @scotlandinunion has an individual Postcode checker before you actually vote/post your postal vote, but they do not recommend any Reform votes as the @ScotExpress latest analysis does scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/… Share this post, please! Every tactical vote counts. 🇬🇧 #ScottishElection2026 #TacticalVote #StopSNP 🗳️ Bottom line: Without tactical voting, the SNP is likely going to be the largest party/majority or in an SNP/Green coalition AGAON! With Tactical Voting you can flip their seats & block any SNP/Green coalition. Other Pro-UK list/regional votes (Labour/Lib Dem/Reform) help if you are unable to vote for Pro-UK Conservatives on the regional vote, but that does weaken tactical voting. Whatever your views, vote Pro-UK regardless, NEVER vote SNP or Greens. 🇬🇧 #ScottishElection2026 #TacticalVote #StopSNP Consituency list but use your common sense to choose the best candidate to beat the SNP: 🗳️ FULL 73 CONSTITUENCIES by area: ABERDEEN & NORTH EAST (11) Aberdeen Central → Reform UK Aberdeen Deeside & North Kincardine → Con Aberdeen Donside → Reform UK Aberdeenshire East → Con Aberdeenshire West → Con Angus North & Mearns → Reform UK Angus South → Reform UK Banffshire and Buchan Coast → Reform UK Dundee City East → Reform UK Dundee City West → Labour Moray → Con CENTRAL & GLASGOW (34) Airdrie → Labour Almond Valley → Labour Bathgate → Labour Clackmannanshire & Dunblane → Labour Clydebank & Milngavie → Labour Clydesdale → Labour Coatbridge & Chryston → Labour Cowdenbeath → Labour Cumbernauld & Kilsyth → Labour Cunninghame North → Reform UK Cunninghame South → Labour Dumbarton → Labour Dunfermline → Labour East Kilbride → Labour Falkirk East and Linlithgow → Reform UK Falkirk West → Labour Hamilton, Larkhall & Stonehouse → Labour Inverclyde → Labour Kilmarnock & Irvine Valley → Labour Kirkcaldy → Labour Mid Fife & Glenrothes → Reform UK Motherwell & Wishaw → Labour Paisley → Labour Renfrewshire North and Cardonald → Labour Renfrewshire West and Levern Valley → Labour Rutherglen and Cambuslang → Labour Uddingston & Bellshill → Labour Glasgow Anniesland → Labour Glasgow Baillieston & Shettleston → Labour Glasgow Cathcart & Pollok → Labour Glasgow Central → Labour Glasgow Easterhouse & Springburn → Labour Glasgow Kelvin & Maryhill → Labour Glasgow Southside → Labour EDINBURGH & LOTHIANS (10) East Lothian Coast & Lammermuirs → Labour Edinburgh Central → Labour (blocks SNP or Greens) Edinburgh Eastern, Musselburgh & Tranent → Labour Edinburgh North Eastern & Leith → Labour Edinburgh North Western → Lib Dem Edinburgh Northern → Lib Dem Edinburgh South Western → Labour Edinburgh Southern → Labour Midlothian North → Labour Midlothian South, Tweeddale & Lauderdale → Reform UK HIGHLANDS, ISLANDS & SOUTH (18) Argyll & Bute → Lib Dem Ayr → Con Caithness, Sutherland and Ross → Lib Dem Carrick, Cumnock & Doon Valley → Labour Dumfriesshire → Con Eastwood → Con Ettrick, Roxburgh & Berwickshire → Con Fife North East → Lib Dem Galloway & West Dumfries → Con Inverness & Nairn → Lib Dem Na h-Eileanan an Iar → Labour Orkney Islands → Lib Dem Perthshire North → Con Perthshire South & Kinross-shire → Con Shetland Islands → Lib Dem Skye, Lochaber & Badenoch → Lib Dem Stirling → Con Strathkelvin & Bearsden → Lib Dem @Grok has been used to provide the above list based on The Express and SIU advice. VOTE #SNPOut!

@SteveSayersOne I like this one Steve! The line, “to be brutally honest we have to dump party loyalty to defeat the SNP,” is the most glorious proof positive that unionism in Scotland is a dirty CULT which must come first over and above any shred of principles one may hold. Unlikely as that is

@Michonskye @RealStephenKerr She’s not wrong @RealStephenKerr - why didn’t you be a good yoon boy and stand down and throw your towel in with Reform. Go on, you know it’s what you really want to do. You yoons have been wanting Farage rule since 2014.

@RealStephenKerr If you actually gave a feck, you'd be calling for the vote to unite behind Reform, but like the SNP, you want to stay on the gravy train. You're splitting the vote in areas only Reform can win.

Time for Unionists to accept: At election time, we are outsmarted by Nationalists. While our vote splits, they stay together- and get their failing parties elected. At this election, Unite. With your PEACH ballot, vote Scottish Conservative and we'll stop an SNP majority.

@Negan06981768 @RealStephenKerr Go on then. Cult.

@RealStephenKerr Time for Unionists to accept: At election time, we are outsmarted by Nationalists. While our vote splits, they stay together- and get their failing parties elected. **Then vote tactically to lock the SNP out** Fixed it

@RealStephenKerr Even if the drivel you speak is true. Why would a yoon back the Tories? Reform is exactly what the Scottish unionist community have been waiting for. The people who vote Torie, Labour or LibDem are just trying to virtue signal.

@BlueOnionSoup You wish that I was trans like you. What does it feel like to have the meat cut out of your dick and then shove the skin inside so that you can flick your bean? You are a fucking waste of human skin. Vile nasty shit.

@thecounterblast Go fuck yourself. Listen, i don’t mind trolling some trans cabbage on the internet, while I’m at work, earning your benefits, but I’ll be fucked if I’m going to waste my night doing it Go and make a TikTok meltdown video crying about trump or Farage instead. Cunt

Dear Nationalists. Are you still SNP?

@BlueOnionSoup You are fucking mental. I hope you realise that and check yourself into an institution before you cause real harm to society. Too thick to scroll to then top of a Twitter chain. Not surprising but still amazing at just how thick as fuck your kind are.

@thecounterblast Bit emotional aren’t you What claim, where? And when did you demand evidence from me? You’re mentally insecure and the panic is causing you confusion Like i said, you’re ill. But you already knew that