damo 🇺🇦

Mike Dean is even better with dramatic music

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

Thank you for everything, Lingy ❤️ Martin Ling has left his role as Director of Football at Leyton Orient 🗞️ #LOFC #OneOrient

Incredible name just dropped in the local fb group

Not now onedrive

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

I don't know about that Temu

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

Doctor Tottenham on his way to give winless teams 3 points

My shoes disintegrated today at church 😭

Shitting in the Dallas airport and a old janitor slid a mop under the stall and said “lift ya legs up for me partner”

‘Should we see if Santa’s been’ I’m 27 mother but aye, can we please

been using gemini as a calorie tracking app

Wake up kids. You won't believe what the elf on the shelf has done for his final trick. Drank all those peach Jubels in the fridge then spewed all over the couch. Grrr so flipping annoying

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

god he’s sleeping with it

Tony Hawk would have had an absolute field day on that bastard

mate are you joking