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@glennotiende @NotFound_0123 I haven't said you vibecoded your site in 12 hours. But it has all the markers. The dual color text for compound words. The floating Pills with no meaning...font, layout, the fake stats bar, come on bro. Hakuna mtu amesema ni dhambi. Don't preach against wine drinking wine

@thedroidfly @NotFound_0123 Nmekupea 12 hours Vibe code that site Including all its pages Backend dashboard Nkirudi Kesho same time niinspect nipate Sio same... Tupatane nikuslap Deal?

I have inspected one of the websites... Essentially just a landing page ... Nothing happens when I click on an article. There is no request sent to the backend when I book a consultation.. So it's just frontend. I am assuming booking is managed by a third party service (heavy on assuming) But you will soon learn that a website is more than just UI... It's a good way to make a quick buck. But for clients who want something more than just a landing page. Something that will rank in search results. Something easy to maintain, that they can manage content even on their own. They will come to someone who knows what they are doing .. Because if she takes this to a real developer. He will scrap it and start from scratch. Good effort tho

@NotFound_0123 @glennotiende Anateta vibe coding na amevibecoding portfolio landing page. Lmao

@glennotiende Bro check on your portfolio, it's taking ages to load

@HansMokeNiemann Without Buuuh plugs, he is smoking you blindfolded anyways

For those without context, the supposed #1 player would be considered inactive in any other sport and wouldn’t be able to maintain his ranking. Tennis is the perfect example. Rating/rankings should reward ACTIVITY!

@glam_vers @MkenyaMzi Yes it is challenging, 3 maintainers required, a copy of the code in a optical disk, and a request form. I've had several approved as long as you did the integration right

@thedroidfly @MkenyaMzi The challenging part is to get certified as an individual integrator. So trust me, you'll always be advised to use a third-party integrator.

I feel we need serious devs in government services especially in KRA and other critical sectors tell me why you have to spend over 3 hours just looking for KRA eTIMS documentation. guys its 2026 , some of these things should be easily available to integrators tbh

@glam_vers @MkenyaMzi They have the individual integrator option. You can, just more annoying

@MkenyaMzi You cant directly integrate to KRA. KRA have a numbers of listed companies called integraters. For you to link to Etims you'll have to work with one of the companies. E.g Advertech, Pargamon group, Stanbest etc.

The Ubuntu desktop ISO is 6.2GB. We need to shut Ubuntu down and figure out what's happening.

@MkenyaMzi They are made for people who don't want to go through the strenuous process of getting prod approval. Otherwise, as an individual the API documentation assumes a high level of expertise so it kinda brushes things over. Their email support responds in 10 minutes if you need help.

All problems we have in this country in etims starts with list of 43 3rd party integrators . Make the integration to be direct , we can solve most of the problems within two weeks and that means more efficiency and revenue collection remove this BS of 3rd party integrators

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@ArthurKenOtieno @manerico2000 @Eddie_Mugoh 83 actually, one seed contains 0.6mg and lethal dose is at around 50mg

@manerico2000 @Eddie_Mugoh You need to eat thousands of them at once for it to be considered a lethal dose.

Sasa wacha niwaambie siri ya Ricin. There is no surviving. You just wait to die. The seed themselves, you cannot travel with more than 1kg without declaration of purpose. Walitambariza Raila. Sieeet. Funny part, those plants are all over Kenya.

This man right here and his story should convince all of us to demand a change of direction in our country. Let me tell you something you may already suspect. In Kenya, we have one overarching national interest. And that national interest is the service of corrupt and greedy politicians. Not service to young Kenyans like this man. I will use data from 2023-2024 to make this point. That year, as you can see in the attached second picture, our country spent KSH 3.8 trillion. That was our national budget. Out of this amount, our country could only raise KSH 2.5 trillion. So, we had to borrow 40% of the amount we insisted on spending. KSH 1.5 trillion. You can see that in the second picture. Do you know how we spent the KSH 3.8 trillion? KSH 1.6 went to ‘debt service’. Debt service is us paying for the lifestyles of these corrupt politicians. It is how we are able to continue paying them the insane salaries you see in the third picture. A country where the average citizen is making KSH 20,000 a month decides it can afford to pay a Governor 163 times what the average citizen in Wajir makes. It is how we are able to continue losing KSH 800 billion annually to corruption. And this is a more polite way of saying we lose KSH 800 billion to the same 1% that is the ruling class. Think about this. One million people work for the National Government. They collectively consume 50% of ALL revenue we collect. That is 2% of the country’s population eating up 50% of the cake. So, last year when we made KSH 2.5 trillion, we needed to borrow KSH 1.5 trillion to continue facilitating their tastes. So, from the KSH 3.8 trillion, we took KSH 1.6 trillion for debt service. And this is not to reduce the debt. It is to keep up with our obligations. From KSH 3.8 trillion, now we have KSH 2.2 trillion left. We sent KSH 450 billion to the counties. What do we have left? KSH 1.8 trillion (approximately). From that, we spent KSH 1.2 trillion on salaries for the one million people employed by the National Government. This KSH 1.2 trillion is about 50% of the KSH 2.5 trillion we earned all year. So, you had KSH 1.8 trillion left. Now, you have spent KSH 1.2 trillion on salaries alone. Ok? What do you have left? KSH 600 billion. To serve 50 million people. To send kids to school. To provide healthcare. To build roads. And, to facilitate corruption within SHA. Remember that KSH 111 billion we lost on SHA? It needs to come from that amount, or, we are adding it to our balance sheet. Remember the KSH 41 million @WilliamsRuto’s Government of Thieves, by Thieves and for Thieves sent to a ‘patient’ who apparently delivered 10,860 babies in one year? Or the millions they sent to another magical patient who apparently delivered 656 babies through C-Section in one year? Or the KSH 51 million they said they paid for a patient who managed to be admitted into several different hospitals on the dates, at the same time receiving 2,808 procedures? Those amounts are coming from this figure of KSH 600 billion. Now, let’s take a Quick Look at the KSH 450 billion sent to the counties. 44% of every shilling from that KSH 450 billion (approximately) went to direct salaries of 1% of each county’s population. In some counties, it was worse. @SakajaJohnson in Nairobi dropped 55% of all revenue on salaries for about 16,000 people. Or 0.3% of the population of Nairobi. On top of that, our counties spent KSH 17 billion on luxury travel. Some of our politicians practically live abroad. KSH 2.4 billion on cars. So, how much do you think our government - national and counties- have for John Tingoi? Here is the truth, ladies and gentlemen: This country has one national interest. And that is the service of the most corrupt and greedy politicians. This is beyond debate at this point in time. That data supporting this is incontrovertible. @LavaniMila @MoGAbdi @OkiyaOmtatah @Bright_Shitemi @fit_ermined @MigunaMiguna @Mizani254

@cdsckenya Kingdom securities, placed a withdrawal request on Monday, it's Friday still nothing

@benar_ml Hi Zaplos, Apologies for this. Who is the stockbroker you are using on the app.

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@rocaskenny_254 @xysist apart from Geothermal, Kenya is not as endowed with minerals as you guys tend to imagine.

@xysist Ujui Hawa watu wewe they will don't love Africans ata kidogo wako hapa juu ya minerals

Gidi amedelete but tunamwekea vizuri. There is absolutely no reason to warrant such a response from him. The lady is just having a good time. She’s an ambassador to Kenya surely she deserves to move around and enjoy some camaraderie

@Kenyans Some times i wonder who elected these barrels

What do you get from free education? - Baringo Woman Rep Jematiah Sergon

Guys. RT widely

Kuna living by the bullet, na living in the bullet.

@ANN1342734 @Osama_otero wanashangaa wataconvince aje goverment iwalipe waache maandamano if they happened without them

@Osama_otero They thought we ain't gonna do it without them ,,,soko imeanguka kama Kamisi ,,they have used us alot

Commercial activists wamejam sana. Nyakundi did a good job kutoa hawa commercial activists mafutani. Juu design wamefanya interviews since jana weuh!

@infinitystone98 @moneyacademyKE learning the hardway hapa

@moneyacademyKE Invest in parastatals at your own risk 😂😂😂

Kuramo Capital and top Kenyan investors risk losing over Sh14 billion after TransCentury and East African Cables were seized by Equity Bank over loan defaults.

The most fatherless person you know is posting “my father said they’ve received shoot to kill orders from 4,leave town”🙄