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@CA_DMV System down? Simple address change seems like an endless loop of "oops". Mac OS and iOS both getting same error and I cannot complete the task #help_me thx. cc: @GovNewsroom

@HBO you can’t stream a live event to save your “max” CC: @Dodgers

@gazelle I am having the worst experience selling my iPhone. The warehouse claims non-existent scratches and getting a low-balled offer (even though I sent in a better model). Want my IMEI # - Terrible seller experience. Fraud?

@earthquakesLA Felt that one

A 5.0 magnitude earthquake occurred 4.35mi SE of Ojai, CA. Details: eqbot.com/1Yi Map: eqbot.com/1Yg

@EleniForCA @GinaPapan Hey… how was the concert you want to shut down in LA? Asking for my daughter and everyone else in CA who sees through your “solidarity” message and knows its full of hypocrisy

Long story short I went to the Eras Tour ✨

@Cycliq I placed an order (full price + shipping) over a month ago ... UPS confirmed the package was lost and your CS group filed a claim and I still wait. I think it's prudent to ship out a replacement unit now ... or fully refund. UPS has you covered and I'm still waiting.

@espn Written by ChatGPT?

Breaking: The Bulls announced that Lonzo Ball will not return this season as he continues to experience performance limiting discomfort during participation in high level basketball-related activities.

Am I the only one who gets confused by Dave Chappelle David LaChappelle and Damien Chazelle

@benshapiro oh... at first read, I thought you were pointing out that President Trump still has not congratulated President Biden on his win. The election was two years ago. Both statements are true.

Israel's election happened on Tuesday. The results were confirmed Wednesday. It is now Friday. Outgoing PM Yair Lapid has called Benjamin Netanyahu to congratulate him. The president of the United States still has not.

@philgaimon @Strava *must log "x" miles for each tweet - brilliant idea. "100x" miles if it violates civil discourse and oh yeah... identify must be verified

@RexChapman Love the Nike's he's rocking but if anyone has earned the mag's ... it's this guy. :) stadiumgoods.com/en-us/shopping…

@NoShingtonFurfe @RexChapman "...I'm afraid you're just too darn loud."

@ischafer All this talk about Defcon - i feel like we need a "Defcon-con" and sell sponsorships - week one music, week two film, fashion, NFT's and web 3.0, week three food

It's defcon 3 fwiw

@FTX_Official LARRY!

@FTX_Official LARRY!

We're giving some #bitcoin away! How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet. The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: ftx.us/dontmissout

@FTX_Official In

As the Big Game kick off gets closer, we're about to kick off one of the largest #bitcoin giveaways ever! Let's make today one for the record books.

@gregcohn @moseskagan @Keith_Wasserman Apartments.com has some pretty nifty tools

What is the best rental property management software and/or CRM for independent residential landlords? @moseskagan @Keith_Wasserman et al &c

@gregcohn I won’t email you about my SaaS solutions. How do I get my $50 gift card? Tweets don’t count ... do they? 🤣

Dangling a $50 gift card to entice SaaS buyers to take a meeting with you seems like a great adverse selection tool relative to decision-makers who control meaningful budgets and value their time. I would literally rather give you $50 to never email me again.

@airport_girl The free drinks at the airport

Why are you a pilot? Wrong answers only.

@gregcohn I would but it’s stuck loading ... <I’ll show myself out now>

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