matt

well, i did it. just published my 10,000th article on @youredm. an average of four articles a day, every day, for the past 2,414 days.

It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter

gonna start a thread of out-of-context tiktok comments

@rossgldnbrg What an absolutely insane move from ownership

I never thought I’d have to make this post, but here we are nine years later: Zach and I have parted ways with Dancing Astronaut. To be fully transparent, this was not a voluntary decision. Thank you to everyone who has supported us over the years. Our full statement:

problematic vocabulary gap

@androgynator 3 yrs of unemployment after owning my own business and now work at a bookstore (and lowkey love it). It gets better 🫡

how i look rereading this coming up on 2 years of unemployment

@geauxta Will definitely be throwing my hat in the ring 🫡

Our team is hiring an Assistant Editor! This is a great entry level opportunity for anyone who is interested in the publishing industry and passionate about manga!

@icodeagents @shakoistsLog Hot Hot Heat and Maple Story, and Green Day and Mario Kart for the Game Boy Advance for me

@shakoistsLog Hybrid Theory and Chrono Cross for me

When I was in 7th grade, one night I listened to My Way by Limp Bizkit on repeat while playing Diablo II. And my brain dumped so much dopamine it crystallized this formative experience, and ever since then I measure my enjoyment of things as a ratio of that moment.

@xSonGoku69x @SupraH8er @RivalsAssembled It was doing 60% at 40m before. Now it’s doing 70%. It’s a buff.

‼️MARVEL RIVALS SEASON 3 BALANCE ADJUSTMENTS Emma Frost - Reduce Telepathic Pulse Damage at 99 energy from 120/s to 110/s and from 150/s to 140/s at 100 energy. - Reduce Diamond Form Damage Reduction from 30% to 25%. - Reduce the energy cost of Psionic Seduction (Ultimate Ability) from 3700 to 3400. The Thing - New Ability Battle Blitz: The Thing leaps toward enemies, gaining 25% Damage Reduction. Leap targeting distance to enemies is 20m. - Stone Haymaker New Effect: Knocks down hit flying enemies. Venom - Increase Cellular Corrosion enemy slow effect from 15% to 25%. DUELIST Human Torch - Reduce Fire Cluster Damage per projectile from 6 to 5.5. - Reduce Supernova (Ultimate Ability) activation shockwave Damage from 80 to 75 and Fire Tornadoes DoT from 120/s to 110/s. - Add Team-Up Anchor bonus 5% Damage boost. Iron Man - Reduce the first two Repulsor Blast hits from 40 to 35 and from 50 to 45 while in Armor Overdrive. - Increase energy cost of Invincible Pulse Cannon (Ultimate Ability) from 2800 to 3400. Mister Fantastic - Reduce Inflated state Bonus Health from 400 to 350. Namor - Increase Trident of Neptune Projectile Damage from 70 to 75 and Projectile Speed from 120m/s to 150m/s. - Increase Wrath of the Seven Seas Projectile Speed from 120m/s to 150m/s. Scarlet Witch - Reduce max slow rate during Reality Erasure (Ultimate Ability) charge period from 35% to 25% and increase Damage from 750 to 850. Spider-Man - Increase 'Get Over Here!' kick Damage when pulled to enemies from 50 to 55. - Increase Spider-Power midair Damage from 50 to 55. - Increase Amazing Combo Damage from 55 to 60. The Punisher - Reduce Culling Turret Projectile Damage from 12 to 10, and decrease the Spell Field Damage from 12 to 10. - Increase the energy cost of Final Judgement (Ultimate Ability) from 3400 to 3700. Winter Soldier - Adjust Roterstern Damage Falloff maximum at 40m from 60% to 70%. Wolverine - Increase Feral Leap strike duration from 4s to 5s and increase its cooldown from 12s to 15s. Invisible Woman - Increase Orb Projection healing on launch from 40 to 45 and damage from 20 to 25. Reduce healing on return from 40 to 35 and damage from 20 to 15 Loki - Increase the energy cost of God of Mischief (Ultimate Ability) from 4000 to 4300. Mantis - Healing Flower New Effect: Heals allies by 2.5%/s. Reduce base healing from 20/s to 12.5/s. - Increase energy cost of Soul Resurgence (Ultimate Ability) from 3700 to 4300. Increase Bonus Max Health from 100 to 150. Ultron - Reduced Dynamic Flight acceleration effect time from 8s to 6s. - Reduce Imperative: Firewall Bonus Health to self from 75 to 65 and to allies from 55 to 50. TEAM-UP ABILITIES BALANCE CHANGES Guardian Revival (Adam Warlock - Star-Lord/Mantis) - Increase Leader's Soul and Nature's Soul ability cooldown from 120s to 135s. Symbiote Shenanigans (Venom - Jeff the Land Shark) - Increase Guardian of the Deep maximum Bonus Health from 50 to 100 and max tendril link period from 3s to 5s.

@marshallwand Did she see the bombers over Iran 👀

My girlfriend’s hobby is live monitoring airplanes, ships, and satellites. So if anything strange happens I’ll be the first to know.

@RamonPang WKUK The War on Drugs

Friends, I'm looking to switch things up and begin my career in IT. I've just completed my A+ certification and I'm going for Network+ next, and I'll consider what's next after some on-site experience. If you or anyone you know is looking for entry level IT, please reach out!

i hope the creator of the 🫡 emoji knows how much good they’ve put into society

@hrivaths17656 @odysseymovie Don’t forget heaven 😃 (Dogma)

@odysseymovie Of course, because if there’s one thing Damon’s known for, it’s playing a guy who can’t find his way home whether it's space, earth, or ancient Greece.

Matt Damon is Odysseus. A film by Christopher Nolan, #TheOdysseyMovie is in theaters July 17, 2026.

@DANIKINGMUSIC How are all of my friends getting sick this week wtf another from with bronchitis and another with a cold (maybe flu?)

this flu is brutal everything hurts even my eyeballs

@iamdabinlee 🫡

anyone playing marvel rivals

@AuracleMusic No lmao but he’s shown me a few of his fav spots in town

@themattmeadow Spicyyyy Is he single

Can you be addicted to spicy

@SteelSeries Got a mouse from you guys this year and loving it! Need to replace my Razer keyboard now as the wrist rest is falling apart and they’ve discontinued the model 🙃

thanks for a great 2024🧡🎉 reply to this with what piece of gear (that we make) you could use most for your setup going into 2025 hooking a few of you up