@theosinclair.bsky.social 💛🧡💛

Been posting my art to bluesky instead of here every other day for like...3 months now and it's insane how much nicer of a place bluesky is compared to twitter. I got moots that love my art, i got people actually engaging with it, love it there!

put ur pussy where my mouth is

Wake up, fuck Goombas, discriminate against Koopers, eat mushrooms, sleep--repeat. #OnTheGrind #Horny

Theo keeps putting me in the cuck chair while he takes a shit

@VyNotRed @grizzgwapo @PrinceVogel @kitten_beloved 50/50, either it happens, or it doesn't

@grizzgwapo @PrinceVogel @kitten_beloved What are the odds you teleport next to a shark and it decides to go for you in 30s

Easiest yes of my life

Ich hab ein sehr kleinen penis aber dafür bin ich sehr autistisch

having a big thick dick is all fun and games til you realize how hard it is to find someone to actually suck it good

fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard

im going to cum out of every hole in my entire body

Current mood

[At a wedding throwing rice] Fuck you. Get riced

@agraybee To me, Troy will always be that one movie that our latin teacher put on last day of classes when the grades were already all settled lol

You're not imagining it, it was considered to be one of the forgettable sword and sandal movies that came in the wake of Gladiator-mania and remained so until the Odyssey cast was announced.

Stapling poop to my knees

Was meinen Schwanz angeht komm ich voll nach meiner Mutter

It’s jerk your therapist from behind with your hand over their mouth Tuesday

subway masturbators when the subway was invented: oh shit this changes everything

guy with a logic fetish: uuungh i cant stop cumming to conclusions auughhh

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

They call me the Jim Jones of office Christmas parties

*at da #hospital waiting outside the delivery room* Doctor: sir your wife didn’t make it I’m sorry. SWEAR ON #BURGER 😭😭😭SWEAR ON #BURGER😭😭😭😢😢😭🍔🍔🍔😢🍔🍔

United has released a statement on the matter: "The aircraft suffered damages exceeding half a million dollars. As punishment, United Airlines suggest that the perpetrator(s) should be forced to endure Uniteds luxurious economy plus in-flight experience, twice." via @nytimes