David M Schmit

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David M Schmit

@theonlyschmitty

Your kraut-mick friend. P.S. Jesus was woke.

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David M Schmit
David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@MeidasTouch When you've filed for bankruptcy six times, "bad deals" becomes relative. Was never a media basher, but the powers that be have given this guy a break no other human being has ever been given. Cowards and money grubbers the only explanation.
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MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
Trump just now: "If I make a deal with Iran..." "It isn't even fully negotiated yet." "So don't listen to the losers..." "I don't make bad deals!"
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Acyn@Acyn·
Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@NorthRepent I agree — #USANeedsJesus — to root out all you phony mutherfuckers. Jesus gonna kick your charlatan asses right to hell the minute you all die.
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@AlecLace @DSchutzenhofer lol you public Trump fellators. Years from now you'll swear to your offspring you did no such thing, but the internets live forever. Damn, there's just too many of you lousy anti-American people in high places.
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Alec Lace@AlecLace·
🚨 Obama spent $34 MILLION of your tax dollars renovating the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. No Media meltdowns. Here’s some reactions when it reopened 👇
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@Jeff_The_Tech_2 @E_Barcohana This racist attack on Connie Chan — attack her policies, not her race — is exactly what led to the attack on Muslims in San Diego. Guys like this fake patriot have blood all over them, and they could care less. Monsters no better than the killers.
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Jeff The Tech@Jeff_The_Tech_2·
@E_Barcohana Connie Chan sounds Chinese.... I told you. California is Chinese occupied territory
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@rossmacleodputt You could be right down the road. Lazy an odd choice of words. Always liked the guy and thought he was Grand Slam material, but if anything strikes me as lazy, it's going to LIV.
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Ross MacLeod Putting@rossmacleodputt·
@theonlyschmitty I’ve still never watched a LIV event. Not interested in it. But this is a lazy analysis and he could be about to prove you wrong.
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Ross MacLeod Putting@rossmacleodputt·
Read a story a few days ago Cam Smith changed from his long time coach recently. To Claude Harmon III. He’s 4 back going into today’s final round after missing every cut at a major since 2024 US Open.
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@DuBoseDefense Nah, this is why we hate guys named Coby. Fruitcakes never taught to shut the fuck up.
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Coby DuBose | DuBose Defense@DuBoseDefense·
This is why we hate the PGA. It’s given us “Rich Beem,” Shaun Micheel, and “Captain Keegan.” And now Aaron Rai. Should be punishment for this.
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@therealbdsimon @23Finto @DuBoseDefense All you guys are frauds. Every golfer you mentioned went out and won against the greatest in the world, while you tweet from your couch. Turn your precious purity mirror back onto yourself and see who's the loser.
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Bruce Simon@therealbdsimon·
@23Finto @DuBoseDefense Open gave us Todd Hamilton and Ben Curtis. Masters gave us Immelman and Danny Willett. US Open gave us Michael Campbell and Steve Jones. At least name some guys that weren’t great players.
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@sscottpga While I have you, gotta say that long putt Tiger made to tie you late in the round was otherworldly. I had no rooting interest (Tiger was yet to be a thing back then), but I felt sick for you. Glad to see you have your own thing going.
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@sscottpga Great call. I watched your entire match with Tiger way back when. Man, you were Bob May and then some.
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Steve Scott@sscottpga·
If Aaron Rai keeps it in the fairway today, he could walk away with the Wanamaker Trophy
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@RadioFreeTom Hope this is sarcasm. No fictional character must be anything. Even historic characters can be rewritten to the artist's delight. So what if someone wants to make Eleanor Rigby a man.
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Tom Nichols@RadioFreeTom·
Now that the casting for James Bond is on again, I'll just note again, as I did some years ago, that the character is, and must be, a white male. theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@jimcarltonsf This tweet strikes me as more slanted than the article itself, which I found excellent and seemingly sans bias. Bottom line, for me, is Levy is using his riches to selfishly control beach access, preventing everyday people from getting to the coast that he doesn't own.
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jim carlton@jimcarltonsf·
Has California finally gone too far? Check out the case of California Coastal Commission versus "Levyland!" #comments_sector" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">wsj.com/us-news/califo…
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Hovah76@hovah76·
Dude, this is literally how the Washington Mystics are guarding CAITLIN CLARK!!!! Clark is now 2/13 from the field, and 2/7 from 3PT range. The Mystics are leaving her wide open, and she is AFRAID TO SHOOT!!!! Is this your QUEEN??!!!
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@hovah76 What the fuck is wrong with you? Your parents must be so proud: "What does your son do for a living?" "He spends his time online trashing Caitlin Clark. He's an idiot."
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Wu Tang is for the Children
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids·
Colbert and Letterman brought back Dave’s "Destroying Stuff" bit from the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater one last time….and Dave with an epic goodbye for CBS: "In the words of the great Ed Murrow, 'Good night and good luck, motherf*ckers!'"
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David M Schmit@theonlyschmitty·
@TrumpGirlLove Ha. Yeah, like a deer stares a grizzly in the eye. Hegseth makes Marco Rubio look like a tough guy.
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Trump Girl@TrumpGirlLove·
Holy smoke, this is epic! 🔥 🚨 JUST NOW: One by one, President Xi shakes hands with Marco Rubio, Scott Bessent, Pete Hegseth, Stephen Miller, and others. Secretary of Defense Hegseth is STONE COLD — staring our adversary straight in the eyes! 📷📷📷
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