The Real Ulamog

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.

Remember when Lindsey Graham died and his sister was appointed with no experience because "It's what Lindsey would've wanted?" And MAGA was like "It'S jUsT tEmPoRaRy JEeEz!" Well, Trump just endorsed her in the upcoming election. Because installing puppets is what we do now.

Has David Brouillette been charged with murder, yet? If not, why not?

Look at us boycotting lettuce because the lettuce can hurt us. Imagine doing that to everything that hurts us, like wage slavery or fascism

A pedophile and a terrorist !!! Imagine that.

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora. He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks. Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

@SleeperCarolina So third worst?

Bryce Young was ranked the 30th best starting QB in the NFL by Sports Illustrated. Only Jacoby Brissett (31) and Shedeur Sanders (32) ranked lower. #KeepPounding #Panthers

@ashwin_artss 2 more days big dawg

Why isn't she naked yet?

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

Gave me pause …

Governor Andy Beshear says he got calls from two different non-state agencies saying McConnell had died. This was before the "proof of life" photo was shared by McConnell's team. It's been 34 days since his death. MAJOR COVER UP!

how much is too much? before you can't take it anymore?

Do y'all remember when TikTok went dark for like a day & we all moved to Rednote & realized China was living in 2046?

Would you want to live in a world where girls had the muscular advantage and did the manual labor and protected the men from female barbarian invaders who want to steal their chastity? 😝

I haven’t felt more a part of the PlayStation community as I have this month. Been loving these ratios. Thank you

it’s ok to love America and because I love America, I fucking hate Donald Trump and every criminal grifting this country into oblivion.

This piece of shit threw boiling water at his wife as she held their child and we gave him a badge and a gun?