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@HateradeCon Figuratively cut it out

“Literally stop!” — yeah, that’ll definitely solve it.

@publicinte the bar is in the gutter

Invincible has -terrible animation -80% of the plot lines nobody cares about why do i watch this shit

@2147mill My mistake for being born, I guess

Controversial opinion: The UK should have no NHS. We should take responsibly for our own health, our own emergency savings and not be so reliant on the state.

@dualit89 @SimonMagus @MattBurners @Mike95565316 Money is fungible

@SimonMagus @MattBurners @Mike95565316 Pensions are paid from National Insurance. The Government does not borrow money to pay pensions.

Approaching a third of pensioners have assets in excess of £1m. Carol almost certainly knows several.

@ExistentialEnso This is pretty specific to competitive fps and competitive strategy

the main form of this is unironically gaming

@just_some_dev Hush, claude, The Gloop is speaking

lmfao I love this so much

@amitpr you also hit that one chapter in ddia the other day huh

sweet summer child, don't you know your CPU is already a distributed system

yay they are forcing me over to "for you" again

@littlebillie Peeling garlic should take a matter of seconds. Heel slap with bounce to impart impulse rather than energy. Garlic presses do usually suck though.

Why would I use jarlic when I could dirty a knife and cutting board and spend 10 minutes peeling 4 garlic cloves, another 10 looking for my garlic press, and then clean up all the peels

@scootntootn @bourscheid @davidevans442 There are thousands of infusion treatments typically delivered every four weeks

@bourscheid @davidevans442 "Donanemab (Kisunla®) is an anti-amyloid antibody intravenous (IV) infusion therapy that is delivered every four weeks" The IVF is typically administered via the back of the hand & may cause some bruising alz.org/alzheimers-dem…

Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary The White House why the president is getting a secret medical procedure that makes him unable to do public appearances for the first 2-4 days of almost every month since September 2025.

@TripletConcept_ Why the hashtag spam You know this only nerfs your reach because it's bot behaviour, right

Let us hear you. discord.gg/radiosol #RADIOSOL #IndieGame #WalkingSimulator #PostApocalyptic #SurvivalGame #AtmosphericGame #WishlistOnSteam #SteamGames #StoryRich #screenshotsaturday

@timfduffy Just roast them, becomes trivial

The other day a friend joked we should do a "carrot day" where we each eat 20 full sized carrots in a day, and I played along, thinking it was a funny goof. Yesterday I realized that he was totally serious, so now I have three pounds of carrots to get through today.

@CsizmaziaDalma @notanerable Seems straightforward? The 60+ one comes with benefits so you need to prove your age/identity to get one in the first place. A regular oyster card isn't even really necessarily associated with you.

@notanerable This is so stupid, why does it work like that?

I’ve had to hear from multiple people today that pensioners have no political power or influence in the UK. Reminder we have Voter ID laws in the UK.

@madeofmistak3 Probably regular red cap sriracha in practice Everything else I rotate through, but the sriracha is ever present

what's the most used hot sauce in your household?

@LondonPriceDrop A two bedroom leasehold flat for 600k? What am I looking at

Fulham, SW6 Down £195k (-24.7%) £595k in Jul 25 Previously sold for £790k in 2016 (£1.1m inflation adjusted) rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/d…

@eevblog The.. price? How much do you read a year that the price is meaningful? The advantage is not having to store and transport the physical books.

E-books are the biggest long game bait and switch scam ever. Spend a decade getting people addicted to cheap e-books and the convenience of their Kindle, then slowly jack the prices up to near the print version. Just slow enough that the frog doesn't complain it's being boiled.

@pilcrowonpaper Not seeing it personally, most data is relational, many-to-manys become a pain with data duplication (gotta be able to salvage desyncs) or slow full scan queries. Lot of extra complexity to deal with something a relational db does out the box.

I don't hate relational DB or anything but there's a small part of me that thinks a document DB like DynamoDB is better and more "correct"

@annw99189469 @HeatherBo63 @kokeshimum Can't really parse this, that's a pretty typical price for a three bedroom anywhere in the vicinity of London that isn't actively dangerous.

@thestope @HeatherBo63 @kokeshimum Oh the joy of being able to have a 500000 home..🤣🤣

@RupertMyers @McDonalds The full extent of an order at McDonald's is calling out a number and, if you're lucky, saying 'you're welcome'

Absolutely genius full-page @McDonalds advert in the Telegraph today. #KYA

@StrsssTeme @sadiepantscat Huh? Plenty of disabled people work and hold jobs.

I wish more people knew invisible illnesses can disable you as well… used my disabled parking pass at the grocery store and a middle aged lady smiled at me and then started glaring when she realized neither me nor my friend driving me were clearly physically disabled