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@lippyent Cornbread or hot dog in a bun

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@Softnessa_ L Dad. You make her do some chores and earn that money herself so she knows that she can take care of herself and don't have to ask a man for shit.

Me being nosey in my daughter’s phone and came across this. Her daddy is already amazing but this just made my heart smile a little more. 🩷

@aka_yuuki_ @NoContextHumans Especially after the "simple math" comment

@NoContextHumans It's calculated as a yearly total divided into 12 easy payments. Not days adding up to the month. Fuck that guy, kick him out

Makes complete sense

@JqAgrandma @Tusk_4Real We learned so much about life in those times. Critical thinking type stuff that has served us in a multitude of ways. Smarter, tougher and how to be empathetic, just to name a few.

@Tusk_4Real Sleepovers are dumb and unnecessary. Play with your friends during the day and into the evenings, but come home to sleep in your own bed. Nothing good happens when children are roaming unsupervised in the wee hours of the night.

I was a kid in the 90s, and by the time I was 12 I had stayed at my friends houses hundreds of nights for sleepovers. My friends stayed with me hundreds of nights for sleepovers. Video games. Making home movies. Snacks. Bewshittin'. My sons are 8 and 12 and neither of them have ever been to a sleepover. Neither of them have ever tried to get one cooking at my house. And don't get me wrong - I do NOT want other kids at my house. But I wouldn't deny my kids the opportunity to make those memories. Are sleepovers just not a thing anymore? What is going on?

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@RetroMoviesDB Snorks

Name a past cartoon modern kids haven't heard of...

@therealmissjo Not enough time but still a happy ending

What a vile woman. Men should be aware of her. This is Isabel Rose from Hackney, London. She met a British man when travelling in Thailand and went to visit him in Hong Kong. She told the police there she had been raped by him. He was arrested but then later released without charge. Rose demanded £5,000 from him after she made the report and then later asked him for £100,000 to drop the case. The Hong Kong police charged Rose with making a false rape claim and attempting to extort £100,000 from the man. Both charges could result in prison time. She will be sentenced on July 22 and could face up to 7 years.

@Ravenismeee Who dis?

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@ThrillaRilla369 Besides the bunch already listed, I'll add a few more... Event Horizon Pandorum Step Brothers Tropic Thunder Fallen

Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking 🎬

@DieselBABE20 Injuries, Parkinsons and old age(I'm assuming, not quite there yet) All others will be judged harshly

As a man, when is it OK to sit down going pee? Or is that against the man code?

@onabroomstick @goodlobster1 @DieselBABE20 That's a sneaky one 😆 good call

@goodlobster1 @DieselBABE20 Don't lie !! I bet you pee while taking a dump! And unless your magic that's a sitter in da shitter

@goodlobster1 @DieselBABE20 What man uses umbrellas and has the audacity to judge one who sits to piss... y'all are equals in my book

@DieselBABE20 Never ever ever It’s like sharing an umbrella with another man It’s not allowed

@ko_fights__ Both of these clowns are just annoying

@ywomendeservles Newsflash: you're the only one in a committed relationship here. Those videos are "for her" as in recruiting the next guy. I feel so sorry for young men having to grow up with this scenario being as prevalent as it is. It's got to be damn near impossible to find a good one now

@NewswirePatriot You can't get out of your car like that, with that behavior and then even think you're a victim

A father and 14 yr old son were on a day trip in Atlanta when a crazed woman, Christolyn Mormon, hit them with her vehicle. When the father addressed the woman, she exited her car with a pistol and pointed it towards the teen boy. The father immediately took action and was able to disarm Mormon by body slamming her into the concrete, knocking her unconscious. Social media has mixed reactions over whether the father was too aggressive with Mormon. Some claim she was scared and never became physical with him. Do you think he went too far, or was this reasonable force to protect his family?

@lady_valor_07 Stop taking advantage of servers with y'alls lame excuses to be cheap. Also, this pic it doesn't look like a restaurant table. I'm assuming it's a rage bait pic from your own kitchen counter

@F0ODHub One of the spoons

Remove one thing from this plate..

@marriedmn Haven't crossed the line but talking about go marry the other one? Slow down man, get your head right asap. Therapy or a good friend to talk to would probably do you some good

My wife cheated 3 years ago. I stayed for the kids. Everyone praised me for being ‘strong’ and ‘forgiving.’ But here’s the truth is… I don’t love her anymore. Not even a little. I provide, I show up, I play my role as a husband and father… but emotionally, I checked out a long time ago. Recently, I met a woman who actually makes me feel alive again. She respects me, admires me, gives me peace. I haven’t crossed the line… but I’m close. After everything my wife did, do I even owe her loyalty anymore… or should I divorce her and marry the other? Coach you advise is of importance here. --From My Dm, please share your advice with him.

@BTCBreadMan Buy him the nicer car but make him pay you back for the extra money. You might avoid the entitled child syndrome of this generation and it'll help him learn the value of a dollar. Take the money that he's paying you back with, put it in a custodial stock account for his future.

Took my 16 year old to look at cars today. At first he loved the Toyota Camry we looked at, but when he saw the seats were cloth he hard vetoed it. They have another one with leather seats, but it’s an XLE and costs $5k more. How can I change his mind so I can save some money?

@boydman1124 @ThatEricAlper They'd be killing it if they came back