Thingamachinga 🤏🏻👶🏻

@tingxiao7 @ChristianHeiens don't fuck this up for us

@ChristianHeiens This is fake news. The best thing for Iran is for ppl around the world to know what is going on.

Dear Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, The Middle Eastern and Indian undersea internet cables are absolutely essential to American military power. This is the last thing Americans would want to lose. We would be totally destroyed without access to online content published from these regions.

@Moazzam87723103 @JamesPaxon2 @LokiJulianus Post concrete house

@JamesPaxon2 @LokiJulianus bitch your leaders are literally pedos who rape your children and remove their teeth so they cannot bite and you vote for em and defend them. stfu goy, go suck jwsh balls and while your wife's bf is fcking her. cant defend your children and women. really tuff little bro.

I'm kinda confused: why didn't Iran fly out to where they knew the pilot was? Why were they searching for him on foot?

@Josu72676294522 @JayTC53 @JessicaTarlov It's true. We should just dismantle our military so this never happens again

@JayTC53 @JessicaTarlov They wouldn’t have had to rescue the soldiers had they not started a war you dick head. Those soldiers would have been better off without this trauma now and PTSD they’re sure to have.

What an embarrassment this man is.

@BuckFuttington @ignatius_en Sounds like another successful Job Corps story to me

@ignatius_en My brother went to Job Corps for about a year, and literally everyone there was either a braindead slob, degenerate, or straight-up criminal Like there was a guy who got caught stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of pills and selling them on the streets.

For those thinking this sounds bad, it really isn't. I've wasted years of my life cooperating with Job Corps people and it is hands down a fucking federal scam on the same level as fake daycare centers. You got these fucking job centers all over the place and not a single person hired. I worked with three different losers; an obese gay man, an obese woman, and an obese elderly woman - all of them incompetent. The biggest issue they have is just not wanting to work with YOU. You can call them, set up appointments, try to do anything and they'll talk to you like something is up - but holy shit, they'll ghost the shit out of you on the day of the meetup. The gay fat guy I got lucky with and this rotund piece of garbage took me to a fucking park and we walked around for 25 minutes. I asked "So, ideas on finding me work?" This mother fucker couldn't say anything, just talking about his hobbies like I gave a shit. It was basically a date. The fat old lady pissed me off the most. I took an Uber out where she wanted despite originally agreeing to meet me somewhere more convenient. I got out there, the bitch fucking ghosted me. I called repeatedly, I was furious. Called again on Monday, my number was blocked. These fucking people... I went up their offices, every one of them is a barely furnished rental building and the people inside don't even know what's going on. Just receptionists. The people who work there - aren't even there! I never trusted or worked with Job Corps ever again. Wrote them off as a scam service that I feel no sympathy for if they get shut down.

@TommyJayNine @PirateCharts @ignatius_en @myth_pilot It's true. I was the crazy black lady

@PirateCharts @ignatius_en @myth_pilot Bullshit AI slop story. Your Dad's an idiot for not invoicing them & then suing if it's true.

@philocthulhu @Bowtiedplayer

@thingamachinga @Bowtiedplayer

Imagine being Iran's leadership right now You once were the feared boogie man of the Middle East. Instead, you get the complete shit kicked out of you for 5 weeks straight, your entire navy sunk, your supreme leader killed, and you FINALLY shoot down 1 plane This is finally your moment. You can parade the pilot on TV and use him as negotiating leverage But instead, Air Force Pararescue puts boots on the ground on your home turf, we basically build a whole patrol base including a Forward Air Refueling Point, kill hundreds of your dudes, something goes wrong with one of the C-130s at the FARP on our way out, we're not even cortisol spiked so we simply just fly in another plane and blow up the old one instead of even bothering to do any maintenance just because of how much money we have that we can simply buy a new plane Good grief. I haven't seen a beatdown this bad since Will Stancil got molested by Grok. This is honestly embarrassing for the IRGC at this point. That was LITERALLY your home territory where you know all the terrain and have home field advantage, we have never done real boots on the ground operations in Iran before, and you still lost. Everyone throw up the set right now

@philocthulhu @Bowtiedplayer Not our fault. You should have bought Bitcoin 15 years ago

@Bowtiedplayer Imagine watching a billion dollars a day get pissed way as the world's economies haemorrhage and thinking this is all going to plan. I am paying usd $2.10 a frigging litre thanks to this cluster fuck. That is $7.95 a gallon, so yanks strutting is bloody annoying really.

@daniel_zaz56988 @JeetYeeter @Howlingmutant0 @iDaddyJay Actually there is and his name is Dan Nainan youtu.be/fDht6aCfRvo?si…

@JeetYeeter @Howlingmutant0 @iDaddyJay They're is a reason why there is no indian chris rock or Patrice o neal

I hate that non blacks think nigga is a synonym for bro

@GGDogTheRaped @PubWanghaf And boosted

@PubWanghaf Vaxxxed?

Guess he won’t be doing that again :) Burn in hell, towel head

@Gautier1945623 @Dylan9613258913 @BraedenSorbo @AFRICANDEMOC It happens to the best of us

@Dylan9613258913 @BraedenSorbo @AFRICANDEMOC My bad im an idiot.. that's life bro. King one day. Clown the next one.🤡

AMERICAN ICE TRAINED BY MOSSAD instantly killed an innocent man

@DavidZsutty @Anarseldain @MuscularBoomer I like your thinking David

@Anarseldain @MuscularBoomer I'm naturally a morning person but also because degenerates are less active during daytime, especially the morning. Which is a nice perk in California. But I shouldn't have to think like that.

The left are literally carrying out political assassination attempts. If you look at a black person in a way they don’t like, they’ll stab you. White cops are sent to prison when black habitual criminals overdose. The left wanted Rittenhouse to be prison raped. You’re retarded and blind. The left has ensured that there is more “casual violence” in America than there was in medieval Oxford. It’s impossible to escape that casual violence, as it takes both physical and political forms. Mamdani literally campaigned on things like taxing Whiter neighbourhoods more, and won because the left imported 1/3 of NYC’s population from the third world. White tax dollars were stolen to give to troonism in nigeria or guatemala or what have you for years. The left literally stole an election in front of our eyes and imprisoned peaceful protestors. The global economy shut down because a Chinese lab didn’t secure a virus, and CDC officials with investments in that lab covered it up, and then had people fired or fined or arrested for not following their vague, nebulous procedures, including not wanting to take a medical experiment. A man in Maryland was arrested and had to fight to defend himself in court because he didn’t wear a mask when he went to vote. Activist judges are, every single day, releasing heinous criminals from prison specifically *so* they will attack someone else, hoping that the victim will be White. SCOTUS may very well rule that Chinese surrogate farms and third-world birtherism must be allowed under a nonsensical invention called “birthright citizenship.” You are consistently the dumbest poster in these spheres and your angers, your awes, all stem from the fact that you are either a dishonest actor, or you are cluelessly oblivious.

@someguyspoasts @Babygravy9 It was a bullet proof plan but bad execution.

@Babygravy9 That one guy hit the guy being attacked with a rock... they're all obviously so fucking incompetent and low IQ it's incredible. They are literally savages.

Watch this video and understand: this is the vast majority of human societies for the vast majority of history. A completely senseless, largely random existence interspersed with moments of absurd violence but otherwise pointless, boring, filthy and embarrassing.

@Grubeninho @FascinatingTrue @skiistiredasf You could also just kick him the balls then carry him like a baby

@FascinatingTrue @skiistiredasf So if I wouldn't bend down I could just pick him up?

Famous athletes tried to lift Johnny coulon “the unliftable man” but couldn’t

@QIncorrect @cornmazeinsrgnt @MAC_Arms @TommyFaceOnFire You know in some way we've been conditioned to just accept that cops will mag dump you because you pulled your sagging pants up and then they get a paid vacation. That's how low the bar is for them

@cornmazeinsrgnt @MAC_Arms @TommyFaceOnFire I know, but still… idk. Just seemed like an accident. But I guess. Not sure. Maybe I’m trying to empathise

Here's a novel idea, don't play around with a loaded firearm. They didn't find this gun during a frisk, he disclosed to the officers he was lawfully armed. Leave the damn thing in the holster.

@AskaboutRC @BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer Thank God I deleted my social media years ago where I flaunted my 2002 Honda CR-V

@thingamachinga @BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer Not to mention the grimey 2 timing lawyers will check into ur policy, look at ur social media - are u flexing nice cars? U got ur own business? Oh it’s all under State Farm ? Ok we wanna see ur umbrella policy…they hear that and it’s a wrap, ur getting taken to the cleaners

I can’t believe this. This dude completely scammed my insurance company. His friend dumped him out of his wheelchair right in front of my truck while I was stopped at a light, not moving. The cops came, saw that there was no damage to his chair or my car and he was totally fine according to the paramedics who arrived. I told the cops it was a scam, that my car never touched him or his chair. His friend ran, he refused to go to the hospital, the cops took my info & insurance and the police report said there was no evidence of any accident or injury. I spoke with the insurance and told them it was a scam and to not pay anything. ~6 months later, my insurance payments more than doubled. I went into their app and found out @progressive paid this con artist $41,426 for an imaginary injury and the most expensive wheelchair in frickin’ existence! And now I’m paying for their stupidity. I’m done with these bozos. Ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️

@AskaboutRC @BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer Haha holy shit 300k? I've been driving for years and never once had to use my own insurance so I don't even know what the process would be like here in Oregon

@thingamachinga @BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer I’m deep in the insurance biz and I promise u it’s grimey…I had a Geico handler in Florida tell me a case they were handling in NY where they gave 300k to a lady involved in a fender bender bc the benchmark in NY for that situation was 290k so they went 10k over to end it

@EdKrassen That's a Puerto Rican guy

I wish Charlie Kirk was alive to see this: A black astronaut, Victor Glover, piloting the Artemis II. And doing it better than a White Dude could. RIP Charlie.

@QuadraKev @Marsupial_Gamer Yeah they ain't no wheelchair expert!!!!!!!!

@AskaboutRC @BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer Wow. I wanna be an insurance scammer when I grow up

@BlGJOKER @Marsupial_Gamer lol u r gravely mistaken …fraud center ??? Laughable…insurance company payouts go by whatever money a judge gave a previous “victim” in a situation like this..I handle this shit for a living..the second there’s a lawyer, med docs, umbrella policy questions..ur done

@ohroberttt @ELMAGAIN that's cool dude

@ELMAGAIN I would hate my mom if she ran a conservative twitter account 🤣

Either hell has frozen over or we had a major shift. My oldest son, who wrote me off 5 years ago, texted me today. He changed numbers, so I have not been able to contact him. Please let this be a good shift. I miss my kid