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@willametteshark coward

@willametteshark Yep, cops don't selectively enforce laws because they're afraid to get sued. Happens all over america all the time. You're obviously a black man.

They should formally decriminalize having a beer in the park. On a nice evening half the adults have a drink with them, plenty of them parents, everyone's fine. Stupid puritan rule in the first place.

@isthatujawnbray @BigMeanInternet repealing bad laws is a better solution than encouraging cops to be even more lazy enforcing the laws that exist, for the most part

@BigMeanInternet Philly and NYC it's de facto decriminalized. I've drank in both in front of cops innumerable times.

@willametteshark @Cybren @BigMeanInternet joints are legal now!

@Cybren @BigMeanInternet But not meth? Cocaine, but not crack? Does my MDMA need to be tested for adulterants before bringing it to the public playground? "Excuse me sir, we do not permit fent- oh, that's organic humanely sourced heroin? Then carry on!" Yeah man, totally sounds great

@tabletmag oh so being wishy washy on genocide USED to be bad?

As Hitler rose to power and launched his campaign of conquest and extermination, The New York Times was busy softening the reality of Nazi Germany for its readers. tabletmag.com/sections/histo…

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson it’s obvious now that i pointed out the truth. you were provably confused before! no shame, those countries share a border, geography is hard for the handicapped

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson this is the first time you’ve acknowledged that i was right to say you confused iraq and iran. i doubt it was a mistype, the n and q are quite far apart on the keypad. you got the country wrong, like an idiot would.

I want to flag a couple false claims made about me and the Atlantic by @AbdulElSayed in his exchange with @NathanJRobinson: currentaffairs.org/news/abdul-el-…

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson you said “this war with iraq” has been brewing since 1980, when the usa was, in fact, supporting iraq in its war with iran

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson read your own words man

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson just pointing out your confusion, my child

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson you said “this war with iraq” when you were talking about the current war with iran here x.com/samrumackreal/…

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson and you seem to think the *1979 revolution happened in a vacuum, as an idiot would do

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson so, yes, you said iraq when you meant to say iran when you were accusing someone of only watching the news for the last week, then

@samrumackreal @waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson are you confusing iraq and iran? i mean, the cia did coups in both places, but the one in iran was about 75 years ago, not 45, but that is about when we helped saddam gain power.

@waitwhywhen @jonathanchait @AbdulElSayed @NathanJRobinson Yes david frum single handedly got us into iraq i forgot there was no one else. and thats not a negative to me about goldberg lmao And im sorry you just started watching the news but this war with iraq has been 45 years in the making.

@MissLauraMarcus @netanyahu @AmirOhana the main difference here is that the blood libel is a lie antisemites made up, while this is a thoroughly reported-out news story. not sure why this is so hard for some to understand. don’t trivialize the blood libel! you’re doing an antisemitism!

@netanyahu @AmirOhana Those who perpetuate the blood libels against Jews must be made to pay. This isn’t late 19th century Russia, 12th century England, 15th century Spain or 1930s Germany. This time we’ve got Israel. Come for us and this time we fight back!

Today I instructed my legal advisers to consider the harshest legal action against The New York Times and Nicholas Kristof. They defamed the soldiers of Israel and perpetuated a blood libel about rape, trying to create a false symmetry between the genocidal terrorists of Hamas and Israel’s valiant soldiers. Under my leadership, Israel will not be silent. We will fight these lies in the court of public opinion and in the court of law. Truth will prevail.

@JonahDispatch you’re talking about the careers and reputations of the people who did the raping and the superiors who allowed it, right?!

This will end with ruined careers and reputations, and deservedly so. May take a while though.

@paulg math is hard, don’t feel too bad about it man

I wonder what people like Elizabeth Warren and AOC would say if they had to explain away the example of this startup (or 1000 others). That you can keep growing at 93% a month for a few months, but not too many, or you'll become so rich that you must have done something bad?

A friend's startup is growing at 93% a month. I pointed out that her net worth is also growing at 93% a month, and that she can thus feel, in her own life, the falsity of politicians' claim that you have to do bad things to get rich. They're just focusing on making users happy.

@BrilloJockey @dieworkwear mf’s got a whole guide to thrifting this stuff on ebay that he updates regularly ya chud

@dieworkwear For being so working class in your sensitivities, you promote an aesthetic unattainable to that demographic. Not a criticism, just observation.

your dismissal of fat bodies blinds you to the spring/ summer menswear inspiration in porco rosso

@FemdomTherapy knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-web…

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@StateDept they’re doing a pretty good job of that already my man, thank’s to y’all

SECRETARY RUBIO: If Iran had a nuclear weapon and they decided to close the Strait and make our gas prices $9 a gallon, there would be nothing we could do about it. This is another example why Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.