
Jojo Haze
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Jojo Haze
@thisabsurdhaze
Country bumpkin loving life in the Welsh hills. Husband, dogs, chickens, garden and good food 💕. Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4.
Wales, United Kingdom Katılım Haziran 2023
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@Tanyaelisabeth Who actually thinks you're a loser for looking after your own kids? Loads of women I know would have loved to be able to afford to do that. All had a full year of maternity leave and many then worked part time, at least until their kids started school full time.
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If I stay home and raise my own children I am a loser and not ambitious
But if I hire and pay another woman to raise and take care of my children for me than I am an empowered woman
If that same woman stayed home with her children she would be a loser
But if she takes care of my children she is not
If we both switched and raised each others children for a paycheck we would be successful ambitious girl bosses
But if we do it for our own children we are losers
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@w4ffl3fr1es @adequateQwality Yay! Give yourself diabetes in the process of gaining weight!
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@adequateQwality Small changes can make differences. Get a pop tart flavor that has slightly more calories. Get the full sugar soda. Get the extra sweet tea. Simple stuff that you’d already consume volume wise, just with more sugar fat and carbs. Adding extra butter to your morning eggs works too
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@kathrynhall_ The Green Cross Code man (David Prowse) who also played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars movies (the physical body, not the voice), came to our primary school to talk about road safety. It was a very exciting day for 5-10 year olds!
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@SamaHoole Incidentally, we also have a wagyu farm less than 10mins drive from us. The food quality in north Wales is fantastic. The meat sold at our local butchers is raised in the fields near our house.
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@SamaHoole This is just up the road from me. I knew they had a lovely (and expensive) farm shop but had no idea about the bison.
Going to try the carnivore diet for health reasons from next week - bison would be interesting to try if they sell the meat.
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Let's check in on Freya, who is ruining Denbighshire.
Freya is a four-year-old European bison at Rhug Estate in north Wales. She weighs approximately 450 kilograms. Her ancestors grazed Britain until six thousand years ago. The fossil record is clear, the bones are in the cave deposits, the bison were here: then they retreated eastward as the forest shrank and the hunting intensified, and by 1927 they were gone from the wild entirely. Twelve individuals in captivity. One century of careful breeding.
Freya is the result.
6:45am - Freya is at the woodland boundary. She stands with her head up and her nose working. The estate manager times this every morning. Four minutes and twelve seconds. Then she moves.
The estate manager follows her route two hours later.
This morning: elder scrub cleared from fifteen metres of the south margin. Two ash saplings browsed back. A section of bracken disturbed at the root: nothing else on this estate is heavy enough to push bracken rhizomes out of the ground with its face. Freya does it by walking through.
8:30am - The wallow. The wet depression at the base of the east slope has been deepening for eight months. It holds water after rain now. Marsh marigold in April. Water mint in June. Eleven dragonfly species in August, none in the survey from six years ago, before the bison, before the wallow, before the pool.
Freya made the dragonflies. Freya was having a roll.
10:00am - Bark work on the ash section. Bison strip bark with their lower incisors: one side of the bole, the cambium heals over. What remains is rough exposed wood: habitat for bark beetles, mosses, lichens. The woodpecker has been using this section since October. Three consecutive surveys now.
The woodpecker doesn't know about Freya. The woodpecker knows there is good bark.
12:00pm - Freya grazed the grassland section. She pushes through rather than crops, disturbing the surface, opening the sward. The seed bank under British permanent grassland contains species that haven't germinated in decades, waiting for exactly the kind of disturbance a 450-kilogram animal at pace provides. Wild garlic this month on the disturbed sections. Wood anemone at the margin. Neither recorded on this estate before.
They were in the soil. They needed Freya to let them out.
4:30pm - Boundary assessment. North field. Four minutes, unhurried. The estate manager is on the track with binoculars. He can see dense hawthorn encroaching on the north ride. A rank area of coarse grass untouched for two seasons.
He writes: "Tomorrow."
Freya walks into the trees.
The Wisent is back in Wales. She has been waiting six thousand years to get back to work. She is not in a hurry. She has the whole field.

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@WickyNilliams @benleo444 @HasAhmed_ Oh, leave them be. They mainly worked bloody hard and are dying now. My dad's 80. He had 2 or 3 jobs when I was young so they could pay the mortgage and we could have a camping holiday every year. The govt. will get the inheritance tax to waste and Gen X will help their kids.
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@benleo444 @HasAhmed_ Bro you are a TV presenter. Wtf do you know about actual work lol
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@HasAhmed_ sounds like cope
work harder, work smarter
this generation have unlimited information at their fingertips. they’re on the leading edge of humanity. yet they want to point the finger at Doris and Roger enjoying their afternoon tea.
absolute losers 🤣
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@benleo444 Wow. Well done dude. That's awesome. Glad your hard work paid off.
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Yeah I suddenly walked into a TV presenting job with the click of a finger…
I worked in Sainsbury’s, for EDF Energy, the water board, call centres, all from age 17, just to get money. I didn’t care what job I did, I just needed to support myself. I said yes to everything, trusting that I’d one day get there and everything would work itself out. I didn’t turn down jobs because it wasn’t my field or what I wanted or dreamed of right that minute or think I was above anything or anyone.
I had no money. I never went to uni. I saved hard for a £5,000 journalism course, I then worked like a dog at local newspapers (still on minimum wage) and at a bookmaker at the same time doing 20 hour days for years just to keep grinding.
I spent more hard years commuting to London and back, doing graveyard shifts at papers then waiting at Blackfriars station at 3 in the morning to get home to Sussex and start my other job at 9am. It nearly killed me. For years. 16 years it took me to get here.
And you know what? I loved it all. I loved the journey, I loved the dark moments asking myself if it was all worth it. I loved the wins. I loved the hard lessons. And I love what I’m doing now.
Yes I have the best job in the world (for me) and I’m incredibly grateful. And I’m still grinding. I’ve just done 14 days straight, travelling to Texas, Florida, then DC. Doing a three hour show every night. But I recognise how fortunate I am. I always have, even when I was stacking shelves.
I didn’t just turn up at a studio and start presenting.
Most importantly I never played the victim.
Nick Williams@WickyNilliams
@benleo444 @HasAhmed_ Bro you are a TV presenter. Wtf do you know about actual work lol
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@j_lufc_3 @LateStageCG @ian4downton Young people I know who haven't gone to uni: police, cyber security apprentice (nhs), plumbing, construction, hairdresser / nail tech, IT help desk, customer service (like the one in the OP). This is in the last 1-3yrs. My friends kids are all this age and I work in education.
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@thisabsurdhaze @LateStageCG @ian4downton Yeah, hindsight is great.
But on the actual matter; if graduates are lining up for jobs like these, what does that leave for non graduates?
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@LateStageCG @ian4downton Then that degree was a bit of a waste of time. Might as well have started work 3 years sooner.
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@thisabsurdhaze @ian4downton Only problem is that it won’t be filled by someone with a few GCSE’s. It’ll likely be someone with a degree
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@BongiWaAtchar If home is like that you're with the wrong man lovely. I have no need to 'perform' at home. My husband loves me with no makeup and scruffy dog walking clothes as much as he does when I get dressed up and put make up on. Because he loves real me and not some perfect version of me.
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I think a lot of women struggle mentally when they live with a man because home stops feeling like a place to relax.
Instead of being a space where you can fully be yourself, it becomes another place where you still have to “perform” and be put together all the time. There’s no break, no space to just be messy, tired, or off.
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@psynthetic_ @HagFeminist Sorry? What do you think happens to post menopausal women who don't take hrt? Their boobs disappear and they grow a penis? What sex characteristics do we lose pray tell?
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@HagFeminist no bc they take hrt to maintain their female sex characteristics dumbass
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the single strongest argument for giving trans ppl hrt is that it works. the fact that you can actually, meaningfully, change your sex needs to be at the forefront of all trans advocacy/education going forward
Raine 🧚🏼 show!Kyle truther@LetChaosRaine
@MelonBee00 Spoken with a lot of cis people who legitimately think hormones are just for “affirmation” in the same way pronouns are. They have no idea the physical effects they actually have on the body
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@jakeyjake1734 I don't see the problem. He'll still be paying tax on his income. Pensioners who work or have savings and pensions still pay tax on them
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Nobody likes you when you show symptoms of negative mental health. It’s a fact. We can talk all day about ‘mental health matters’ and how important it is, but the moment you are depressed, or show signs of struggling, people start to distance themselves.
They see you as a burden, not a person in pain who needs help.
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@FondOfBeetles Definitely. If times were hard you'd just eat them after they stopped laying. Or breed them and have the best of both worlds.
I just keep mine as pets when they stop laying but I'm not a malnourished serf. Thank heavens!
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@FlashheartV2 Haha, we went on holiday to Cornwall during a heatwave when our lab was 14wks. Sooo many scantily clad ladies bending down to fuss him. Hubby enjoyed the view and came to the same conclusion!
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@LoftusSteve Can you also give me back the last 25 years that I've been paying into my Local Govt. Pension Scheme so I can make different choices about retirement? I would have earned more in the private sector.
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@blaiklockBP Yes. A lot of people are in their 50s by the time they pay off their mortgage. What's your point?
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@BWoodzy99 So for the millions of us in our 50s who have calculated our state pension into our retirement planning what is your advice?
Successive governments knew a lot of people would be old now but apparently did nothing to prepare.
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