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Jojo Haze

@thisabsurdhaze

Country bumpkin loving life in the Welsh hills. Husband, dogs, chickens, garden and good food 💕. Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4.

Wales, United Kingdom Katılım Haziran 2023
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@Tanyaelisabeth Who actually thinks you're a loser for looking after your own kids? Loads of women I know would have loved to be able to afford to do that. All had a full year of maternity leave and many then worked part time, at least until their kids started school full time.
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Tanya
Tanya@Tanyaelisabeth·
If I stay home and raise my own children I am a loser and not ambitious But if I hire and pay another woman to raise and take care of my children for me than I am an empowered woman If that same woman stayed home with her children she would be a loser But if she takes care of my children she is not If we both switched and raised each others children for a paycheck we would be successful ambitious girl bosses But if we do it for our own children we are losers
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Lillian || madoka of shedtwt 🎀
@adequateQwality Small changes can make differences. Get a pop tart flavor that has slightly more calories. Get the full sugar soda. Get the extra sweet tea. Simple stuff that you’d already consume volume wise, just with more sugar fat and carbs. Adding extra butter to your morning eggs works too
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Lillian || madoka of shedtwt 🎀
Gonna be insensitive for a sec but unless u have a medical condition, gaining weight is easier than losing. My local gas station makes a 1.5k calorie smoothie, 5tbsp of peanut butter is 1000cals. I refuse to believe these people who complain actually try
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@kathrynhall_ The Green Cross Code man (David Prowse) who also played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars movies (the physical body, not the voice), came to our primary school to talk about road safety. It was a very exciting day for 5-10 year olds!
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Kathryn CJ Hall 📚
Kathryn CJ Hall 📚@kathrynhall_·
Anyone remember the Green Cross Code? We had a makeshift zebra crossing in our primary school playground in the 70s, along with lessons on "how to cross the road". Now kids just walk in front of your car and expect you to stop. What the fuck went wrong?
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@SamaHoole Incidentally, we also have a wagyu farm less than 10mins drive from us. The food quality in north Wales is fantastic. The meat sold at our local butchers is raised in the fields near our house.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@SamaHoole This is just up the road from me. I knew they had a lovely (and expensive) farm shop but had no idea about the bison. Going to try the carnivore diet for health reasons from next week - bison would be interesting to try if they sell the meat.
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Let's check in on Freya, who is ruining Denbighshire. Freya is a four-year-old European bison at Rhug Estate in north Wales. She weighs approximately 450 kilograms. Her ancestors grazed Britain until six thousand years ago. The fossil record is clear, the bones are in the cave deposits, the bison were here: then they retreated eastward as the forest shrank and the hunting intensified, and by 1927 they were gone from the wild entirely. Twelve individuals in captivity. One century of careful breeding. Freya is the result. 6:45am - Freya is at the woodland boundary. She stands with her head up and her nose working. The estate manager times this every morning. Four minutes and twelve seconds. Then she moves. The estate manager follows her route two hours later. This morning: elder scrub cleared from fifteen metres of the south margin. Two ash saplings browsed back. A section of bracken disturbed at the root: nothing else on this estate is heavy enough to push bracken rhizomes out of the ground with its face. Freya does it by walking through. 8:30am - The wallow. The wet depression at the base of the east slope has been deepening for eight months. It holds water after rain now. Marsh marigold in April. Water mint in June. Eleven dragonfly species in August, none in the survey from six years ago, before the bison, before the wallow, before the pool. Freya made the dragonflies. Freya was having a roll. 10:00am - Bark work on the ash section. Bison strip bark with their lower incisors: one side of the bole, the cambium heals over. What remains is rough exposed wood: habitat for bark beetles, mosses, lichens. The woodpecker has been using this section since October. Three consecutive surveys now. The woodpecker doesn't know about Freya. The woodpecker knows there is good bark. 12:00pm - Freya grazed the grassland section. She pushes through rather than crops, disturbing the surface, opening the sward. The seed bank under British permanent grassland contains species that haven't germinated in decades, waiting for exactly the kind of disturbance a 450-kilogram animal at pace provides. Wild garlic this month on the disturbed sections. Wood anemone at the margin. Neither recorded on this estate before. They were in the soil. They needed Freya to let them out. 4:30pm - Boundary assessment. North field. Four minutes, unhurried. The estate manager is on the track with binoculars. He can see dense hawthorn encroaching on the north ride. A rank area of coarse grass untouched for two seasons. He writes: "Tomorrow." Freya walks into the trees. The Wisent is back in Wales. She has been waiting six thousand years to get back to work. She is not in a hurry. She has the whole field.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@WickyNilliams @benleo444 @HasAhmed_ Oh, leave them be. They mainly worked bloody hard and are dying now. My dad's 80. He had 2 or 3 jobs when I was young so they could pay the mortgage and we could have a camping holiday every year. The govt. will get the inheritance tax to waste and Gen X will help their kids.
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Ben Leo
Ben Leo@benleo444·
@HasAhmed_ sounds like cope work harder, work smarter this generation have unlimited information at their fingertips. they’re on the leading edge of humanity. yet they want to point the finger at Doris and Roger enjoying their afternoon tea. absolute losers 🤣
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@benleo444 Wow. Well done dude. That's awesome. Glad your hard work paid off.
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Ben Leo
Ben Leo@benleo444·
Yeah I suddenly walked into a TV presenting job with the click of a finger… I worked in Sainsbury’s, for EDF Energy, the water board, call centres, all from age 17, just to get money. I didn’t care what job I did, I just needed to support myself. I said yes to everything, trusting that I’d one day get there and everything would work itself out. I didn’t turn down jobs because it wasn’t my field or what I wanted or dreamed of right that minute or think I was above anything or anyone. I had no money. I never went to uni. I saved hard for a £5,000 journalism course, I then worked like a dog at local newspapers (still on minimum wage) and at a bookmaker at the same time doing 20 hour days for years just to keep grinding. I spent more hard years commuting to London and back, doing graveyard shifts at papers then waiting at Blackfriars station at 3 in the morning to get home to Sussex and start my other job at 9am. It nearly killed me. For years. 16 years it took me to get here. And you know what? I loved it all. I loved the journey, I loved the dark moments asking myself if it was all worth it. I loved the wins. I loved the hard lessons. And I love what I’m doing now. Yes I have the best job in the world (for me) and I’m incredibly grateful. And I’m still grinding. I’ve just done 14 days straight, travelling to Texas, Florida, then DC. Doing a three hour show every night. But I recognise how fortunate I am. I always have, even when I was stacking shelves. I didn’t just turn up at a studio and start presenting. Most importantly I never played the victim.
Nick Williams@WickyNilliams

@benleo444 @HasAhmed_ Bro you are a TV presenter. Wtf do you know about actual work lol

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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@j_lufc_3 @LateStageCG @ian4downton Young people I know who haven't gone to uni: police, cyber security apprentice (nhs), plumbing, construction, hairdresser / nail tech, IT help desk, customer service (like the one in the OP). This is in the last 1-3yrs. My friends kids are all this age and I work in education.
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@thisabsurdhaze @LateStageCG @ian4downton Yeah, hindsight is great. But on the actual matter; if graduates are lining up for jobs like these, what does that leave for non graduates?
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Ian4Downton
Ian4Downton@ian4downton·
Barely paying min wage...
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@BongiWaAtchar If home is like that you're with the wrong man lovely. I have no need to 'perform' at home. My husband loves me with no makeup and scruffy dog walking clothes as much as he does when I get dressed up and put make up on. Because he loves real me and not some perfect version of me.
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Ous'Bongie
Ous'Bongie@BongiWaAtchar·
I think a lot of women struggle mentally when they live with a man because home stops feeling like a place to relax. Instead of being a space where you can fully be yourself, it becomes another place where you still have to “perform” and be put together all the time. There’s no break, no space to just be messy, tired, or off.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@psynthetic_ @HagFeminist Sorry? What do you think happens to post menopausal women who don't take hrt? Their boobs disappear and they grow a penis? What sex characteristics do we lose pray tell?
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kybernetic
kybernetic@psynthetic_·
@HagFeminist no bc they take hrt to maintain their female sex characteristics dumbass
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kybernetic
kybernetic@psynthetic_·
the single strongest argument for giving trans ppl hrt is that it works. the fact that you can actually, meaningfully, change your sex needs to be at the forefront of all trans advocacy/education going forward
Raine 🧚🏼 show!Kyle truther@LetChaosRaine

@MelonBee00 Spoken with a lot of cis people who legitimately think hormones are just for “affirmation” in the same way pronouns are. They have no idea the physical effects they actually have on the body

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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@jakeyjake1734 I don't see the problem. He'll still be paying tax on his income. Pensioners who work or have savings and pensions still pay tax on them
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Jake
Jake@jakeyjake1734·
To all those morons that are triggered about my post of my uncle retiring getting his state pension but continuing to work in his £45,000 a year job I don’t see your outrage with these fuckers that have got four or five kids with four or five men getting two grand a month
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@lorahmoe I dunno. Sometimes people want to help but aren't sure what to do. They think you might not want people intruding and don't know how to ask for fear of making things worse.
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lorah
lorah@lorahmoe·
Nobody likes you when you show symptoms of negative mental health. It’s a fact. We can talk all day about ‘mental health matters’ and how important it is, but the moment you are depressed, or show signs of struggling, people start to distance themselves. They see you as a burden, not a person in pain who needs help.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@FondOfBeetles Definitely. If times were hard you'd just eat them after they stopped laying. Or breed them and have the best of both worlds. I just keep mine as pets when they stop laying but I'm not a malnourished serf. Thank heavens!
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Emma Hilton
Emma Hilton@FondOfBeetles·
It is definitely better to keep chickens for eggs than it is to eat the chickens.
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole

Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.

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sam
sam@SP_2310·
@fesshole Bet your gaff smells like Cex on a Saturday afternoon.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I haven't changed my bed sheets since November 2024. The dogs don't seem to mind.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@FlashheartV2 Haha, we went on holiday to Cornwall during a heatwave when our lab was 14wks. Sooo many scantily clad ladies bending down to fuss him. Hubby enjoyed the view and came to the same conclusion!
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@LoftusSteve Can you also give me back the last 25 years that I've been paying into my Local Govt. Pension Scheme so I can make different choices about retirement? I would have earned more in the private sector.
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Steve Loftus
Steve Loftus@LoftusSteve·
A super easy place to start with pension reform. If you get a public sector pension above £20,000 per annum you lose your state pension. This is easy for the Gov to track and should be phased in gradually so it's £20k for 2040.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@blaiklockBP Yes. A lot of people are in their 50s by the time they pay off their mortgage. What's your point?
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Catherine Blaiklock
Catherine Blaiklock@blaiklockBP·
Over-55 homeowners have £3.4 trillion of property wealth. £321,213 per household. 76% have no mortgage. 1.6% of under 40's own a house with no mortgage.
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Jojo Haze
Jojo Haze@thisabsurdhaze·
@BWoodzy99 So for the millions of us in our 50s who have calculated our state pension into our retirement planning what is your advice? Successive governments knew a lot of people would be old now but apparently did nothing to prepare.
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Ben
Ben@BWoodzy99·
Your taxes (including NI) didnt pay into a state pension they paid for day to day spending, you have no automatic right to one The current non-means tested triple lock pension is both unaffordable and immoral. Time to get a grip.
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