Karaman

"Make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER"

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

@ceraliza OZYMANDIAS (all caps)

Can you suggest a baby girl name that sounds like she comes from an ultra-wealthy family ?

@zacjohnson @KobeissiLetter we all have gpt access buddy thanks

No BS breakdown (ELI5): 👶🧠 Markets just told you exactly how scared they actually are of WW3 — not very. Oil spiked on the headline, then immediately gave back half the move → that’s traders buying the panic, not running from it. S&P down less than 1%. If this were a real war signal, you’d see circuit breakers, not a modest dip. Gold only up 2% and Bitcoin went green → the two “everything is on fire” assets are basically yawning. Every geopolitical scare follows the same pattern: headlines scream apocalypse → algos spike prices → smart money fades the move → prices normalize within hours. Big idea: Markets price reality, not Twitter panic — and right now reality says this is a headline, not a crisis.

To everyone calling for World War 3: This is NOT a futures open that is anywhere near WW3. In fact, oil prices have already erased nearly half of their opening gap higher and the S&P 500 is down less than 1%. Gold is up a mere 2% and Bitcoin is now positive on the day. Don’t panic. The dust will settle.

Drinking 5 beers and googling shit like ‘how mqny different cultures i. rhe world’

@lynkrcrypto @BRICSinfo what llm version did u use for this slop? what biden administration?

iran's move to take american hostages is a calculated risk that could escalate tensions with the united states. the us state department has previously warned of iran's history of detaining american citizens, with at least five cases reported since 2015, including the high-profile case of washington post journalist jason rezian. the real question is how the biden administration will respond to this provocation.

@L4vlcx @visegrad24 @elonmusk plz do something we cant keep reading AI shit like this 🥹🥹🥹

United States Navy vessels repositioning from port to open water is often a force-protection move, not a declaration of conflict. When tensions rise in the region, ships don’t sit docked and vulnerable they disperse. That’s standard operating procedure, especially around major commands like the United States Fifth Fleet. Context matters: the Fifth Fleet is headquartered in Manama, Bahrain a strategic chokepoint near the Persian Gulf. Moving to open sea increases flexibility, survivability, and response options. It can signal readiness, deterrence, or precaution. It does not automatically signal that missiles are about to fly. Before the timeline spirals into WWIII predictions, remember: militaries plan for contingencies constantly. Ships moving is posture, not prophecy. Watch for official statements and confirmed developments not just dramatic wording.

BREAKING: All US Navy vessels at the headquarters of the Fifth Fleet in Bahrain have moved out to open sea

@0xluffy beautiful thoughts

every so often a human being does something that rewires how the rest of the world think about what's possible > neil armstrong stepped onto the moon > usain bolt ran 100m in 9.58s > hathor bjornsson deadlifted 501kg before these moments, the achievement existed only as a fairy tale, ambitious but delusional after? it became a target 4 minute mile, someone broke it, dozen followed. the ceiling wasn't physical, it was psychological. someone just had to go first but all these breakthroughs share underlying logic. push harder, grind, better outcome. peak human performance has always been measured by results. the blood, sweat and tears are just the admission ticket but alysa liu broke a different kind of ceiling. what she showed was not a new record. she showed that the highest form of human potential is enjoying the process. the courage to say if the pursuit of winning kills the joy of doing, you've already lost the thing that actually mattered we live in the age of AI. doomers are afraid of getting replaced. you tie your identity to your output. if you are programmer, claude code writes better lines faster. if you are an analyst, claude crunches numbers in seconds. what's left of you is a shell of nothingness alysa liu shows us that we have been asking the wrong question a machine can eventually land a triple axel triple lutz triple toe with perfection. but that doesn't compare to what alysa liu did. the falls, the morning ice, the moment your body finally understands the rotation. the meaning was never in the landing but the learning and act of doing it people who struggle most in this age are the ones who were already disconnected from the experience. the ones who were every only in there for the output, the status, the paycheck. blame AI all you want, but it did not create the emptiness. it just made it impossible to ignore the ones who would thrive are the ones who were already doing things because the doing itself was the point. the programmer who loves the puzzle. the filmmaker who writes because it's a story she wants to express. the violinist who finds something close to nirvana in the music. for them AI is just another tool in a practice that was always about something deeper than the outcome what alysa showed the world, with or without the medal is: decouple your worth from your output. the outcome was never the point. the act of doing, fully, happy, on your own teams, that was always the real feat. just like every other paradigm-breaking achievements before it, now someone has shown us it's possible, and the rest of us can follow

@jrobah @AbdMuizAdeyemo it is

@AbdMuizAdeyemo Your comment sounds AI generated

Vibe coders are the new SoundCloud Rappers. A million new apps generated daily with zero users.

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

Is recognizing AI slop in a heartbeat what Malcolm Gladwell described in Blink?

@FiftyOne_50_ @Hesamation you take the trophy for the most generic nonsensical chatgpt post

@Hesamation Mistakes happen. That’s not the issue. If execution speed exceeds revocation speed, anyone can lose control. The real question: Where are the documented halt guarantees, immutable audit logs, and worst-case stop latency bounds under load? Governance > optics.

everyone has been dunking on her, “ShE’s tHe HeaD of SafeTy At Meta” or “wHy did She PoSt tHis?” let’s talk about this: > doing research in safety doesn’t mean you’re incapable of making mistakes > 1000s of OpenClaw users made the exact same mistake as her. > she was the only victim, it wasn’t a corporate mistake affecting users > maybe we should talk about the preachers who don’t warn enough about it? if you talk about making billions with OpenClaw maybe you should also share what you did to make sure it’s secure. the most stupid take on this was “why did she openly share this? it’s bad PR” well if you’re a safety and alignment lead and have AI expert connections on social media, this is exactly what you need to post and raise awareness about, not your dinner pics, even if you take the hit for it.

@adityadotdev swipe the keyboard with microfiber cloth

The biggest problem with MacBooks.

@adityadotdev second hand fingerprints

White dudes b like “Hey I got u cigarettes from japan”

We’ve hit this odd moment where folks are using AI to write book-length articles and then viewers are using ai to reduce it back down to the size of a tweet.

there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half