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@_Archesuchus_ @Yoda4ever There's always one when your trying to feed ducks bread ..even on twitter

@Yoda4ever Don't feed bread to ducks btw

Can I have some too..🦆🐟 😅

@benjamincowen This kind of maths explains why everthing in America is now counted in trillions of dollars

The crazy thing is that going from $100 to $600 is a 500% increase, not even 600%. So even the part of the math they think is right is still wrong.

@powerbottomdad1 You've invented motivational talking weights

after throwing my 30 lb daughter in the air dozens of times a day i realize id lift alot more weights if they giggled

@klara_sjo 4 to spare

New fear unlocked for billions of men worldwide.

@AfricanHub_ By video phone a small TV

A father worked hard and bought a tv for his children, they were so happy they couldn’t stop staring at it

@DaCoffeeChicory I dont like to stick my beak in

Johnny Sack , they must've had free tokens at the tunnel

@Gudge62 @rawespresso Exactly .just shows how bad it as

@rawespresso I have never borrowed to go on holiday, we just didn't go if we didn't have the money. When we did go it was usually a result of me doing copious amounts of overtime. I did not go abroad until I was 27 years old.

Half the UK can't cover a £500 emergency without borrowing. But the same half are about to spend £2,000+ on a week in Tenerife because they 'need a break.' Then they'll spend the next 18 months paying it back at 24.9% APR while complaining about the cost of living. Something has gone genuinely wrong with how we Brits think about money.

@mhound5 The black markets about to role reverse

Even if you don't like tobacco a ban on cigarettes is bad news for campaigns to legalise cannabis.

@clairlemon The war of 2040

Odd date to pick but OK x.com/GlobeEyeNews/s…

@engineers_feed 78+7

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

@jslovechild Best to just sign along like before

Twitter suggesting I follow Del Amitri. Tried it once but nothing ever happened.

@Cobratate Even your battery out exposes U with the down time

Until you remove your battery. Your phone cannot be turned off. Turning it off just dims the screen.

@KeatonFisher19 These gambling machines r cancer

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

@RoderickMelvin @SamaHoole Ackee and saltfish is the bollox not had that for ages

@SamaHoole I had eggs with sardines as my breakfast today. Cheap and delicious. Almost tasted like Jamaican ackee and saltfish. IFKYK. You're right in saying that the meats the rich didn't want becomes our delicacy. And with good nutrition.

Sardines and anchovies were, for two thousand years, the protein source of the entire Mediterranean working class. A Neapolitan fisherman in 1900 landed them by the basket. A French housewife bought them salt-cured in a tin for a few centimes and ate them on bread with olive oil and a glass of wine at lunch. A Portuguese sardine was grilled whole over charcoal and eaten with the bones still in, providing, per fish, roughly 40 milligrams of calcium and substantial vitamin D. The small oily fish is almost perfectly designed for human nutrition. Short-lived species at the bottom of the food chain, so mercury accumulation is negligible. High in omega-3, vitamin D, selenium, and B12. Eaten whole, providing calcium from the bones. Cheap to catch, cheap to preserve, cheap to buy. The British currently eat approximately 0.1 kilograms of sardines per person per year. The average cat in Britain eats more than the average human. A tin of sardines in olive oil at the supermarket costs about £1.20. It contains roughly 25 grams of complete protein, the RDA of omega-3, half the RDA of vitamin D, and substantial calcium. The same nutrients, bought as separate supplements in capsule form from the health food shop, would cost approximately £30 for a month's supply. The fish is still swimming. The tin is still on the shelf. The price has not increased in real terms in forty years. The British consumer is not eating them because, somewhere along the line, somebody convinced him that fish with the head still on is not civilised. Meanwhile a four-pound anchovy butter at the Borough Market artisan stall is flying off the table. Same anchovy. Different postcode.

@uncle_june Must be on the lamb

Seems legit

@uncreativetom Probably rise 1000m again the time it takes for UK to build high speed rail

imagine the high speed rail potential

@romeodaslayer @BreakingBad_ He got used by Skylar and nearly started crying when she turned it off he was a pussy of the highest order

@BreakingBad_ The fact that he fucked Skylar and walt simped makes him a bigger man than walt

What are your honest thoughts on Ted Beneke?

@carefree_Liam97 Him Using Hillsborough for attentionand likes is diabolical work

Genuinely have got to be the victims in absolute everything. Not everything in the world revolves around fucking hillsborough

@edward_w97 Promotion winning seasons in the championship are something else

Know what I love about this? Ephron Mason-Clark, left of shot, sinking to the ground. Barnet product before they dropped to the National League. A man who's played 5th, 4th, 3rd and 2nd tier football, now contracted to a top tier club for next season.

@IfindRetards Should get done for animal cruelty

Liberal women are the worst. This retard steals a lobster which was on display, "liberates it" by putting it in the harbour which killed it due to temp change. The other lobster in the tank subsequently died too.