thomas shaffer

@adamcarolla best email: Your Amazon.com order of "President Me: The America..." has shipped!

Hey @GroupMe - why can’t I get rid of this? You forcing notifications on users now?

Hey @Roku you’d think after I uninstalled howdy for the 10th time you’d learn I do not want this app. Stop forcing channels onto home screens. Congrats you have a second app - idgaf.

Hey @ATTHelp if you say “I understand” after the 4th time I’ve said representative, and then proceed to not connect me, you aren’t really understanding.

Thanks Rizzo!

Hey @VitalChek - I spent over an hour on hold trying to find out where my BC order from FOUR months ago is and finally hung up. What a horrible experience.

Ryne Sandberg. Second to None.

@ObviousStore Bring back THE RYNO. obviousshirts.com/products/the-r…

Hey @Yates_Doug just let me know where I should send this sweet night light to.

@Wendys why do your coupons not work? Total exceeds $15 but gives an error it doesn’t.

If you buy cabin air filters from the dealership, you can unfollow me.

Hey @TingInternet - please change your website. You can disguise this as a fee, but it’s a price hike.

Bright side - Panthers improved their point deficit. By week 5 should only be losing by 1 possession.

Got to love the 3FPS @peacock is giving us for this game. You want our money by kidnapping games, at least meet basic standards. You are out here streaming like it’s 2001.

@jackkramer @tboypod You are forgiven. Keep spreading the good word.

@thomasshaffer @tboypod Sean Parker! We basically dropped the "the" on his name by accident

.@tboypod who invented Napster?? #NotTreyParker 🤣

@flipfloplisa I’m happily ignorant to 99% of the noise out there, because it’s just that - noise.

Stopped by to see a good friend earlier that we haven’t seen lately. He said he’d quit watching & listening to so much news. Was just going to work & doing his best. He was in the best spirit he’s been in a long time. This is what Joel & I do!!!

@ncsulilwolf @BlackVishnu Just place your bets when you land and collect the winnings on your way back!

@BlackVishnu We are flying into Vegas instead! Two round trip tickets from RDU was $1k vs $4k to Phoenix. It's about a 4-5 hour drive, which we'll gladly make.

This is really upsetting. Not sure if we'll ever make the Final 4 again in my lifetime. We kind of HAVE to go. But for tickets, flight, hotel, meals, etc. it's gonna be ~$8k. Def some price gouging. Tough decision. 🤔 I'm a baller State grad and all 🤣 but that's a lot of $

@EAHelp Something wrong with the EA App? keeps saying I'm offline (but I'm not)

At one of the best steakhouses in the world, and the guy beside me is dipping his steak into ketchup. I’m dying inside.

@ctcgator27 @RedWhitePodcast In one season?

@RedWhitePodcast How many times has NC state won 10 games?

If Washington can make it to the Natty so can NC State. Change my mind.