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@all_themoxie @guardpilot @pmvanlandingham @yashar They are part of the Department of the Treasury so have fun with that one.

The U.S. Secret Service is apologizing to a Massachusetts salon owner after an agent covered her security camera with duct tape and broke into her salon by picking the lock so that its bathroom could be used by various people for a two-hour period. After the two-hour period, Secret Service agents left her salon unlocked and left the tape covering the camera. The woman was told by others that the lead Secret Service agent was directing people to use her salon’s bathroom without authorization. The agents were in the neighborhood to secure the area ahead of a Kamala Harris fundraiser. The woman understood she needed to close her salon but didn’t expect the rest of what happened. @JayShams reports Full Story: bit.ly/4dFoQOO

@therapatical takahe.org.nz/heat-death-of-…

- search functions on tiktok are nearly unusable - search functions on tumblr have pretty much never been unusable but still worth a mention what are we even supposed to do at this point

so let me get this straight - search functions on google are nearly unusable - search functions on YouTube are nearly unusable - search functions on Instagram are nearly unusable + can no longer search tags by most recent posts - search functions on Twitter are breaking

@eugyppius1 Enjoy Tony Gwynning yourself continuing to believe snus isn’t harmful at all

I would like a clear explanation, for why the Crusade Against Smoking (which is clearly bad for you) has from the beginning always expanded to include all alternative sources of nicotine, many of which (snus and zyn) are not clearly harmful at all.

@timjcarden The branding wasn’t free — you said yourself Nike spent more than 5 Million advertising around Atlanta.

@RoeDawnOneal @Esqueer_ Being 29 unmarried and without children is like being 55 on Eastern Parkway (where her photo was taken)

@lynyrdsquidwyrd @adulttooth @2thin2pretty I feel like she’s doing worse damage to other parts of her body than her joints

@adulttooth @2thin2pretty she will be worried about joint pain when she can’t even bend her knee to step into the bathtub… it’s no joke. sadly i know from experience. had to have help getting a shirt over my head at 22 years old

Walking over 20k steps every single day is so bad for you bro The harm is gonna catch up to u I’m being so fr.

@_celia_bedelia_ Like earings

How do you put a tampon on?

@MikeBartner Shane Doan

Which player has the most overrated career in NHL history?

@Carlosologist Is that not tea?

Someone at the stadium is getting fired bc how did you put a kid on the big screen chugging a beer

@Exodus_20_14 @Moon_River05 @hellotorifletch God does not have eyes

@Moon_River05 @hellotorifletch He sounds like a horrible spouse and I think it’s reasonable to raise your children apart from him, but in the eyes of God you two are still married

12 years ago I married this dude on the Brooklyn Bridge, in the rain, in the middle of December. Today he moved out. I just wanted the chance to post the picture one more time.

@chrisrosecas RIP Great Jones

1. Rolos* 2. Red Hook Tavern 3. Union Square Cafe 4. Ingas Bar 5. Diner 6. 4 Charles 7. Rippers 8. Corner Bar 9. JG Melon 10. Long Island Bar * I will be retrying rolos soon to confirm its place

@richmintz Wait what non main streets are there even in that area? I guess the Park Ave tunnel?

fellas is it safe to walk from 44th and Vanderbilt to 47th and 7th after dark

@JohnJDodge @BranPuffin @BattynattyK @rachelmillman @xieish Ehh I’d say in the post Trump Republican Party they view the war in Iraq as having been bad despite in most cases being the same exact people who pushed hard for it and against ending it.

@BranPuffin @BattynattyK @rachelmillman @xieish The right still thinks we won it

it’s hard to observe how surprised I am at the Harris/Walz campaign being competent at campaigning without sounding like I approve of the democrats as a whole so lemme make it clear: no, I don’t, and nearly every elected is a demon. however they are very good at this so far

@davidfarrier You’re tv has been infected by Anakin Skywalker

@MechaEmperor @TheCartelDel Nicklas Backstrom was disqualified in Sochi just before the gold medal game because he tested positive for Zyrtec

@TheCartelDel Paris really is going down as the Olympics with the pettiest shit isn't it?

Vinesh Phogat just got Disqualified right before the Final, which would have been India's first Gold medal in wrestling. A visualization of this tragedy...

@TheRenaissanceG @HCPDNews @SaferRoadsUSA They should take away the licenses of repeat offenders

It's @SaferRoadsUSA #StoponRedWeek, and we're here with a simple reminder: stop for red lights. This video of near misses in #HoCoMd in the last year illustrates how dangerous red-light running can be. Please, don't drive distracted or impatiently, and stop on red. #zeroinonred

@cafedujord Not really, no.

So is this energy what it was like to be involved in Democratic politics in 2008?

@terraistrying @MemeMocker @ThePatrickRollo @ditzkoff @MikeDrucker So they want to see your tweets

this is a joke that was told in the year 2024. just yesterday, in fact

@travis_robert Did we not already know he was the impetus for the pause?

@AlainnFocail They went from one of the best broadcasts in baseball to one of the worst when they let Jason Benetti leave

I can’t imagine any member of the Orioles broadcast crew saying someone like this about a player after we traded them. Thank god he’s out of there.