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My 28 year old brother, who has never worked a real job and still lives with his parents, started talking about the "secret to inner peace" and my mother started crying

Antelope Twitter got real triggered by this

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

@IntCyberDigest now?

‼️🚨 ALARMING: Google now treats privacy as suspicious behavior by default. Users of GrapheneOS, CalyxOS, /e/OS, and other deGoogled Android phones are being locked out of millions of websites unless they install the exact Google Play Services software they deliberately removed. GrapheneOS is recommended by the EFF and used by journalists, lawyers, and activists in high-risk environments. The audience most likely to read Google's data practices and refuse its terms is now flagged as fraudulent for that exact decision. What happened?: ▪️ Google announced "Cloud Fraud Defense" at Cloud Next on April 22-23, 2026, branding it "the next evolution of reCAPTCHA." Existing reCAPTCHA customers were auto-migrated. ▪️ When the system flags traffic as suspicious, the old click-the-bus puzzle is gone. Users get a QR code instead. ▪️ Scanning the QR code requires Google Play Services running on the device. Internet Archive snapshots show this requirement has been live since at least October 2025, silently rolled out for 7 months before anyone noticed. ▪️ No Play Services = no QR scan = locked out. The bigger picture: ▪️ Google already tried this in 2023. It was called Web Environment Integrity (WEI), and it would have let Google decide which devices were "real enough" to access the web. Standards bodies and the public pushed back hard, and Google killed it. Three years later, the same idea is back, just hidden behind a QR code instead of a browser feature. ▪️ reCAPTCHA runs on millions of websites. Every developer who keeps using it is now, by default, telling deGoogled Android users they're not welcome...

Being neurodivergent is when everyone is watching you get bullied by someone who is hitting way below the belt, crushing your soul for no reason, and no one steps in. But the minute you defend yourself with something you think is unremarkable yet kinda snarky, the whole crowd turns on you like “Whoa! Too far! I can’t believe you just said that! That’s so mean!”

una psicóloga me dijo una vez "efectivo o tarjeta?", y me cambió la manera de ver las cosas para siempre...

@sagarravrane17 @unable0_ digging spots

@unable0_ In the gold rush, you should sell shovels. What should you sell in the shovel rush?

san francisco in one picture

@bscholl I was wondering were people skinning cats on a regular basis for this to catch on

We need alt phrases for “kill two birds with one stone” and “more than one way to skin a cat” that don’t involve being cruel to animals

@ThorgilB i just farted

It's a battle between "I want to live" and "I deserve to live, if only people would just..." People do not "just". Ever.

Making your bed is a waste of time. You mess it up immediately upon going to bed. It's a completely pointless ritual that serves no purpose other other than aesthetics. Just keep your sheets clean by doing regular laundry and you are good.

@FilmXFilmsStudi @VValtzy_ Bro if you carry a weapon you're responsible for knowing how to use it safely and that includes during interactions with the police

@VValtzy_ I think the reasonable way to ask the question is "Do not take it out, but do you have a weapon on you?" or "Please don't reach for it, but do you have a weapon on you?" Police get training; civilians don't. Burden of communication is on the cop.

Many people make the fatal mistake of treating cops like human beings.

@JakeRammos granite

Gun to your head, name a rock.

I’m french and today I got an email from my government saying our ID got leaked due to a data breach. It pisses me off because it’s the same government that’s pushing for Age verification. This will most likely reoccur and be more common as age verification becomes mandatory Now a random hacker has my data… I’m tired of this authoritarian system

@Louis_Frood @FunkyKikuchiyo @_KrisWilson_ I thought it was a comparison of affection towards the other person, that if only 1 person is leaning it's a sign of an one way relationship

@FunkyKikuchiyo @_KrisWilson_ It's basically the idea that leaning towards your partner makes you feminine and submissive or whatever. People draw those lines on images of celebrities to make statements about who is the more dominant one in their relationship (for some fucking reason)

@va4444va @DarkOddCon it doesn't I repent

@tigermeower @DarkOddCon No it makes sense

@_EldritchGodVT @DarkOddCon dont it's wrong

@tigermeower @DarkOddCon It’s good bro I agree

@gokusolosurrmom @Y40IFRQTTING do you open up with a dick pic?

@tigermeower @Y40IFRQTTING Tbh i care so little id trade my looks for dick

We're probably 2-3 years away from everyone admitting these guys are basically correct about all of their grievances. For now we're still at the "your reaction to this is more annoying than the thing itself" phase though.

@InnerDelicious @Y40IFRQTTING I mean I wouldn't do it

@tigermeower @Y40IFRQTTING You don't think thats ever happened?

@YaDayumMomma @Y40IFRQTTING like they're already committed at this point

@tigermeower @Y40IFRQTTING "It's too late" for what?