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@FirstDoctor so dj kahled was just being cautious

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

@NYMag bro turned into serge gainsbourg

Since 2015, Will Wright — the legendary video game designer behind 'The Sims' and 'SimCity' — has been consumed by a new obsession: how our ever-shifting library of memories forges the self. In his mind, each personal memory from your life is like a snow globe, a world inside a world. But that world could be connected to countless others in conscious and unconscious ways. He wanted to create a game in which a player could tinker with that unending maze of inner microverses, logging their significant memories for an AI to analyze and then mapping their own psyche the way they had mapped digital metropolises in ‘SimCity.’ It would be called ‘Proxi: Yesterday's You Tomorrow.’ The concept was part computerized LEGO set, part RPG, part Enneagram, part transhumanist mind-uploading fantasy, part reboot of Borges and Proust for the LLM age. It would be, in some ways, Wright's most personal video game yet. Fast forward to October 2024 — after spending ten years, a million dollars of Wright's own money, and a few million from investors; after they’d already started building out the game’s universe — the game was (and still is) nowhere close to being finished. Eric Boodman spent time with Wright and his ‘Proxi’ crew to find out when — or if — one of the most celebrated video-game designers ever's next (and even wilder) act will come to life: nymag.visitlink.me/ElSdEG

cunty hoes take me home

explaining bisexuality to an iranian: so imagine the straight of homos

@JoePostingg just what i need for my RMBK reactor!

If you get deep enough into TikTok your feed becomes mostly Chinese commodity wholesalers

@mellifera_x3 better ban ichiran ramen and love hotels while they're at it

Ban wearing masks fist then. So many Japanese store clerks wear masks, its no different

@SteveLovesAmmo i miss it too but the animated series might be cool

I’ve genuinely not seen a firefly in at least 10 years. And I live in the Deep South. Used to see them all the time growing up.

@facetedcarapace just say 'british' this is taking forever

I disagree. I think it rules that he looks like a guy who hasn't eaten anything but sausages and beans for 30 years and supports some horrible violent football club that never wins

@Gamechamp3k alex jones would like to know your location

Oh god I dropped a pill down the sink, I wish the fish the best in their transition

hated it when it was happening, but it’s objectively funny that my college boyfriend broke up with me for the summer to focus on playing la noire and then just started dating me again when classes started

@impossiblyeve most of the time it's about a gregg's sausage roll

@I_amMukhtar insane mashup of 2 peep show quotes

"This is Louis Farrux, mate. Not a pedo." 🤣 🤣

@PhinTTV get (your money) up ser!

Ser Duncan, but even poorer

@YungYodaa extra emily in paris

Mein französisches Tinder Date zeigt mir das und sagt ich habe Konkurrenz 💀

Always wonder with stuff like this does the photographer just... see everything?

@slime_machine doctor: the surgery was a complete success slime: wow sick, wait where's my penis doctor: who do you think gave you the vein

took the new heart out for a run and got up to 180bpm and i cannot believe how quiet it is, usually the shit is pounding out of my chest when im active but now it’s this efficient little machine, they took my penis but they gave me something almost as good

@jamieallan1998 波士

No way he’s Chinese

@NorthernIion_LP close enough, welcome back diogenes

Designed textless business cards for our trip to Tokyo.

@itzdemie you might have ADHD

can someone explain why even if i drink coffee i don’t feel more awake