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@CrimeWatchMpls Let the k1lling season commence.

North Minneapolis - Report of an altercation that started on a Metro Transit bus. One party got bear maced, and a BM in a brown puffy jacket and black ski mask had a pump shotgun. Bear mace guy was wearing a red skull cap, glasses, black jacket, blue jeans rolled up to his knees, and red/white Nikes. Lowry and Emerson Ave N #WhyIDontRidePublicTransit 09:27

I never thought there could be a bigger back-stabber than Paul Ryan or Mike Pence. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to this snake in the woodpile…

@SamaHoole Done with it.

Doctor: "Your LDL is still high. I'm adding a second statin." Patient: "I'm already on one. My legs ache." Doctor: "That's a known side effect. I'll add CoQ10." Patient: "And I'm tired all the time." Doctor: "Fatigue is common. I'll add modafinil." Patient: "My memory is foggy." Doctor: "Cognitive effects can occur. Donepezil should help." Patient: "I have a cough now." Doctor: "That'll be the ACE inhibitor I prescribed last visit. We'll swap it for an ARB." Patient: "I'm not sleeping." Doctor: "Zopiclone." Patient: "Heard that's addictive." Doctor: "We'll taper you with mirtazapine when the time comes." Patient: "My blood sugar has gone up." Doctor: "Statins can do that. Metformin." Patient: "I get diarrhoea on metformin." Doctor: "Loperamide." Patient: "I've gained weight." Doctor: "Ozempic." Patient: "I feel nauseous." Doctor: "Ondansetron." Patient: "I don't want to be on twelve medications." Doctor: "Anxiety is common at this stage. I'll add sertraline." Patient: "What if I just stopped the statin?" Doctor: "Absolutely not."

@GuntherEagleman @mcgmouton57 Looks like he might have needed a little meat tenderizer (elbows)…

HERO BYSTANDER IN TENNESSEE STEPS UP BIG TIME! A cop gets sucker-punched in the head during an arrest, and instead of pulling out a phone to film it like most people would, this legend jumps in and helps finish the job. This is real America!

Retweet this post below. Schiff is tagged, so he’ll see every one of you who detests his lying, filthy existence.

@PeriklesGREAT Send it.

Any advice.... ? 😱😱

When an assassin failed in his attempt to murder the President, she said, “Aww. they missed?” As social media director of United Healthcare, whose executive had been slaughtered, she might have been sensitive to the idea that murdering people you disagree with is abhorrent.

🚨 Minnesota Democrats just voted against requiring the Secretary of State to verify that every voter is a U.S. citizen and legally eligible to vote in our elections. If you thought the daycare and Medicaid fraud was bad… just imagine how bad the election fraud is.

@no_more_lies___ @CrimeWatchMpls Lots of switches on the street these days.

@CrimeWatchMpls What the hell 100 shots hmm 🤔 unless it was a drum roll with one of the Glock switches that these Damm thugs use. Nothing surprises me anymore.

St. Paul - Shots fired at a parking ramp near the River Centre. Submitted info from a bystander claims they heard 100 shots. Ramsey County assisting. 199 Kellogg Blvd 18:00

@CrimeWatchMpls Perhaps Somali only graduation ceremonies…multiple schools could do it as one. No good reason to ruin graduations for all the rest of the senior class.

@RobProvince It seems like there might be an unintended consequence waiting in the wings…

I feel like wearing the ribbon would do…..

@SaltyMom10 I’ve got a box of that at work!

POV: 2026 to date

This one here is different camera different angle. They are dead in the water. This little lady’s gonna get paid God bless her.❤️

@DKH013 @Coffeehousejoe Make the process just a PART of the punishment.

@GuntherEagleman And failed to deploy the fur missile at the moment things went south? I have questions.

Dogs always know.

This. Is. Terrifying. This technology should NEVER be allowed to be used. Ford can fvck right off and so can the Congress members who voted to put this tech in vehicles starting in 2027.

Elon Musk just used a joke to perform an autopsy on the American economy. Two economists go for a hike. They find a pile of shit. One pays the other $100 to eat it. They keep walking. Find another pile. The second economist pays $100 back to eat that one. They stop. Neither man gained a dollar. Both ate shit for nothing. But on paper they just generated $200 in GDP. Musk: “That basically would count as a job. This is to illustrate the absurdity of economics.” That is not a punchline. That is the operating system of the federal government. Every time a politician celebrates “record job creation” this is what they are describing. Not output. Not value. Not progress. Motion. The entire bureaucratic machine exists to manufacture friction and then invoice for it. Compliance layers built to justify the next compliance layer. Oversight committees that produce nothing but the need for more oversight. Consulting firms hired to audit the work of other consulting firms. Trillions circulating through systems that have never produced a single thing you can hold in your hands. But the GDP number ticks up. So everyone applauds. The shit gets eaten. The scoreboard moves. Nobody asks what actually got built. This is why Washington treats AI like a five alarm fire. AI does not play the friction game. It does not form a committee. It does not schedule a review. It does not file 400 pages of paperwork no one will ever read. It just solves the problem. And that is the one thing the machine cannot survive. The government does not tax results. It taxes the process. The longer the process, the deeper the cut. AI compresses a ten day workflow into seconds. There is nothing left to bill. Nothing left to tax. Nothing left to skim. So they will spend the next decade warning you that AI threatens the economy. What they will never say is what it actually threatens. The illusion that activity equals progress. The $200 economy where both men ate shit and called it a job. The machines are not coming for your purpose. They are coming to prove that half the economy never had one.

@CrimeWatchMpls Always good to take a ‘bite’ outta crime. 😏

Bloomington/Edina/Golden Valley - In the 8 a.m. hour, a Bloomington pursuit of auto theft/burglary suspects ended near 394 and Hwy 100. One was taken into custody shortly after crashing into a wall. A search with dogs and helicopter continued for a second Hispanic M suspect wearing plaid who was taken into custody under a bridge, and he received a dog bite🐕‍🦺

A 13 year-old who steals a Snickers bar from Walgreens can be rehabilitated. A 13 year-old who carjacks old ladies cannot. Courts need to draw this distinction.

Thank you, @FBIDirectorKash, for opening a federal criminal investigation. I just spoke with @Savsays. She is very grateful.