Tee-Oh

@clarencehilljr Man, you know those two can talk about gate agents!

Yall know Jerry Jones and Bill Clinton ran through Arkansas back in the day

@KrisPLettuce The title was awarded at a tournament in Japan/South America —trust us!!!

I would like there to be a delusional heel wrestler on television who comes out every week with bullshit 'telegrams' from long dead authority figures, proclaiming that Bob Geigel has banned his opponent's finisher or Stanley Blackburn overturned his loss from the previous week.

@elleduncantv Stay classy, Geno!!

WHAT DID GENO SAY??

@spotrac @WerderEdNFL Find somebody that will love you the way guaranteed NFL contracts love Kirk Cousins. #nflfreeagency

Kirk Cousins' $10M guarantee for 2027 means he will surpass Tom Brady in NFL Career Earnings. Kirk Cousins: $341M+ Tom Brady: $333M

Find somebody that will love you the way guaranteed NFL contracts love Kirk Cousins. #nflfreeagency

@AGJamesUthmeier This sounds very important and certainly worthy of the time of the Attorney General of a state.

Professional sports are a visible example of a merit-based system, but through the Rooney Rule, the NFL requires its teams to use race-based hiring practices. We are putting Commissioner Roger Goodell on notice: the Rooney Rule violates Florida law, and it must stop.

@TopTierTulane BREAKING NEWS: To save time, Tulane deciding now not to participate in the 2027 tournament, either.

BREAKING NEWS: Tulane has decided not to participate in the 2026 NCAA Tournament

@KeithSmithNBA Las Vegas Resort Fees

An expansion team in Seattle needs to be the SuperSonics, or we riot. What should the team in Las Vegas be called?

@ProFootballTalk This is the sitcom I desperately need on my ESPN Unlimited/Plus/Select/XL/Deluxe plan. Manziel and Diego are roommates. Their neighbor is Theo Von. Aaron Rodgers shows up periodically to juice the ratings.

QB Diego Pavia says he's getting advice from Johnny Manziel. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@bryancurtis Dammit. Been workshopping it all morning!!

If you mentioned the FIFA Peace Prize...congrats, you made the Overworked Twitter Joke of the Week.

@chadhot @thesonofstan Turns out "Mesquite King" premieres on the Farm Channel this fall. Should be good.

@toddandtx @thesonofstan Never heard of it

Frisco is simply a far more interesting city than New Orleans, rich with history woven into the American fabric and rife with numerous spectacular landmarks including gastropubs featuring metal stools and glass garage doors, and its concrete labyrinth of awe-inspiring toll roads

@schadjoe Here's your silver medal. Also, a plushie toy in case you need it.

1. Teams that lose the gold medal shouldn’t have to stay out there to receive silver medals 2. The head coach of teams that win a gold should get a medal

@_sorrengailll Many simples things you can do they don't know how -- how to book a flight, or a hotel room. Because they've never had to do it themselves.

What's rich people shit that poor people haven't heard of?

@ScribSports I built a 53 Topps set in the late 80s — same thing! Mantle and Mays were the big ones. Have fun on your build!

They say you haven’t really started building a set from the ‘50s until you have the Mantle. Well, I guess I’ve finally started building 1956 Topps. Knew it would have to be in abysmal condition to be in my price range. It absolutely is (multiple tears and taped). But I love it!!

@TopTierTulane @Andrew_Ferrelli In the words of every high school coach ever: you can never take a play off.

@Andrew_Ferrelli Really was mind boggling idk what happened to him

Miami would probably be holding their 6th championship trophy if he hadn’t

@usfbulls69 10/10. No notes.

Hey Tulane fans, you may be a bit smarter than us… And have richer alumni... And a better football team… And a longer institutional history… And the best logo in the entire NCAA. But Goddamn it… we ARE better at basketball than you. 🖕🐂 🏀

@TyroneBillyJ Stanford - plays Miami week one - should just put a Walter White sized pallet of cash in the endzone of pregame warmups on Sept 4. Mensah will transfer to them by halftime.

The most loyal man in college sports.

@AlTheBoss03 Did that plus opened the door, put a sub sandwich in the car that I had just bought so I could keep running errands. Came back, noticed it wasn’t my car, and got back in it and got my sandwich back.

Have you ever walked up to a car that looks like yours in a parking lot and tried to open the door?

@Matt_Pinner AOL here! Email rocking since 1994, but I did get a gmail several years ago to not look like a psycho

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.