🇺🇸 Todd Johnson 🏈

@cybertruck We love ya just the way you are

NHTSA autonomous vehicle crash data has been updated through March 15, 2026, for AVs including Tesla Robotaxi. This includes unsupervised Tesla-driven robotaxis. • Waymo: 58 incidents • Zoox: 3 incidents • Tesla: 0 incidents Tesla has had 15 incidents in 10 months with an estimated 1,000,000+ miles driven on FSD. These miles include fully unsupervised driving as well. Many people claimed that Tesla had so many incidents with safety monitors and that it would therefore be worse when unsupervised. It turns out that wasn’t the case at all, as incidents are dropping as Tesla does more testing and trains better models.

@BillAckman I hope he sells it and leaves and takes all those highly paid employees to Florida.

Non-residents who spend millions of dollars on NYC apartments help drive NYC’s economy. Most of the profit in condominium development is in the penthouses. The Ken Griffins of the world make NYC high end development viable, driving high-paying construction, brokerage, legal, marketing, and other jobs in NYC. We should be applauding Ken for spending $238 million in NYC, not attacking him for doing so. Importantly, non-resident owners of NYC apartments who leave their apartments vacant for much of the year are not a burden to NYC schools, services, or other resources while they drive growth in retail sales, restaurants, theater, and other important drivers of our economy. They also often support NYC non-profits with donations. Ken’s company is a major employer in NYC of very high paying jobs which drive a considerable amount of our tax base. We wouldn’t want him to move even more employees to Miami. These non-resident owners also already pay a lot of taxes including mansion taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes and more. While @NYCMayor Mamdani likes the tag line ‘Tax the rich.’ Unfortunately, his policies will harm the constituencies he is supposedly trying to help. I can’t imagine the NYC construction unions are excited about his plan.

Loving Jesus is fun, try it. 🤎

@elonmusk @Tesla I hope we get one in Atlanta GA!

More Tesla Diners coming

@Teslaconomics This is why if I had the spare change laying around to buy one of the signature editions of the S or X, I would pass and wait for this thing. 😍

It boggles my mind that the LEAST exciting thing about the next-gen Tesla Roadster is going to be going 0 to 60 mph in 1 second… This has to be the most exciting product unveil ever.

@CollinRugg Unimaginable evil. Should be given immediate death penalty.

NEW: Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported. Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages. He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. "Are you serious?" Horner said. Give this man the death penalty.

🚘NHTSA autonomous vehicle crash data is now updated thru March 15, 2026 Crashes since the February 17th release: @Tesla: 0 (15 total - Austin Only) @Waymo: +80 (1790) @Zoox: +5 (123) Source data and more info about methodology in comments

@Im__Rolf none of them made the cut to play on the weekend.

What happened to the low amateur being a part of the Butler Cabin interview? #masters

@DanteTheDon Top 1

Masters Sunday has to be a top 3 day to lay on the couch and not move for hours.

Hello friends, Welcome to Masters Sunday ⛳️

@JoshuaArieh @NUCLRGOLF Ha. You won’t be invited back

@NUCLRGOLF Isn’t playing without a driver enough of a punishment? Fk the code of conduct. We’re not in church

⚠️🏌️🌺 #WARNING — Geoff Yang, the chairman of the competition committee at The Masters, spoke to Sergio Garcia on the 4th tee and gave him a code of conduct warning after he smashed his driver and broke it on the second tee box Should Sergio be punished?

Good morning!

You either think The Masters is the best event in all of sports, or you’re wrong. What a tournament!

@NUCLRGOLF Pulling for C Young.

🚨🌺⛳️ #UPDATE — This is how the leaderboard stands after Round 3 at Augusta National Who wins The Masters tomorrow?

@Brand0n YOLO!

To order a Signature Edition Model S Plaid or not…

@SawyerMerritt I’d buy one but I didn’t get an invite. 😂

NEWS: Tesla has announced a Signature Edition Model S and Model X as a final goodbye for these two vehicles. • Price: $159,420 • Only 250 Model S & 100 Model X Signature Editions will be built. All Plaid variants. • Garnet Red exterior paint • Matching Garnet Red Door Handles • Carbon Ceramic Brakes with Gold Calipers • Gold Plaid Seat Badging + Gold Piping + Alcantara Seats • Gold Tesla T Badge • Signature Marked Door Sill • Signature Dash Badging with Unique Edition Numbering • Signature Liftgate Applique  • Rear Gold Plaid Badge • Interior Lighting Sequence • Signature Edition Key Fob • And more

Good morning to my favorite Saturday and Sunday of every year. ☀️💚 #TheMasters

Friday comes to a close at Augusta National. #themasters

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