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Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales
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Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales
@tomhermansDUI
Future recovering alcoholic | Future divorcee | Future single dad | Future corvette owner | University of Texas at Austin McCombs BBA in Plowing Co-eds
Katılım Nisan 2022
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Costco has opened their first store in New Delhi!
Just kidding, this was filmed at a Costco in Texas.
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If you give a 4loko to a Hispanic person they turn into the Tasmanian devil
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They’re gonna hang tigers polo up in the rafters at the Vicodin headquarters
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A Black man was blocking passengers from getting off the subway. He got kicked onto the platform by other passengers and became furious. 😂
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This is what happens when a plane hits a firetruck but if it hits the twin towers it will knock them down
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I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life
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Wow. So long Texas A&M Football
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump signs Executive Order creating task force to eliminate fraud.
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It’s easier to fùck a CNA than it is to fck a stripper…😭💀
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Maybe if you werent trying to appeal to college kids on a burner at 30 years old you would have a girlfriend bitch ass nigga
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
I’m going to kms
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Bro the EUPHORIA that woulda filled my body as I unbuckled my seatbelt to whoop that nigga ass...
Thomas Sowell Quotes@ThomasSowell
“D*ath to America! D*ath to Trump! I’m going to bomb the plane!”
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@MightyKeef Could be because you don’t know very much
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Bro…. I legit can’t believe we just bombed Iran… like why? What the fuck is this president doing,
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: United States and Israel have attacked Iran.
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@frogs4girls God you are so fucking retarded it literally hurts
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i’m so sick of america soaking this planet in blood
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don’t want to kill myself but open to being murdered
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