Tim Jones

@Ryandally08 What a fkn muppet. This guy is so out of touch with the normal person it’s not funny

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese holds a bizarre press conference to say “I’ve been accountable” before adding “this is my 2nd press conference this year” “I stood in question time for over an hour” and “took 22 questions on Monday” “I’m pretty accountable”

@GriftReport I would buy an extra car just to park it there all the time

Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂

@IamTheImmortal A complete 360 change is no change. 🤦🏼‍♂️

How are people still tricked by this god stuff in 2026? I get it in 1026 when your entire world was a square mile in size. We see 13 billion light years in to the universe now and have science and technology. I don’t get it.

@cocainebabes FMD. I don’t know you but you sound like a sook. One life. Go hard.

@RomlettClips Is he on the spectrum?

HStikkyTokky proved to Piers Morgan what he is REALLY about after the interview by landing SPINNING BACK KICKS in his slides showing he is not just a TALKER 😳👀 "I could do this in a JUMPER."

@colonelhogans Fuck u cunt

Money, money money…….thats all Pooline Hanson has cared about for 30 years. Done absolutely fuck all for this country. But used taxpayers money to make herself, her cronies and her family wealthy. Latest plan is to get her daughter a six year plus job on the senate. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@DegenPunting Did Zahra think there was another lap on Red Planet? Have the horse absolutely nothing

Ride of the year by Mark Zahra on jimmysstar!

@LueMcclain @Bigqadi Born in Australia you fkn dummy

@Bigqadi Where he from ?? If Africa or Nigeria do a deep background cuz them dudes being lying about their age

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

@colonelhogans Have a cry ya whinging old c_nt

BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK! Having a BLOCKING good time! Your choice to attack Albo. My choice to block you. So sick of the whining and whinging and moaning. FUCK OFF! BLOCKED!

@colonelhogans He went there for votes you silly old man. Such a one eyed POS you turned out to be.

Congratulations to the Muslims in Lakemba who forced the PM to leave the mosque. You just played right into Pauline Hanson, Angus Taylor, the RW media and every racist and Islamaphobes hands! You really and truly fucked it up! He went there in good faith. You spat on him and the racists are cheering! YOU HAVE LOST MY SUPPORT!

@MbarkCherguia Comedian *

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@JebraFaushay Looks like a 90 year old trans lesbian child predator

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

@fousey Stop getting pumped up the back door might be a good start

I haven’t taken a proper shit in over a month. My gut is wrecked after a single bad day eating out. I usually fix with a 3 day water fast / cleanse / detox but I am not able to at the moment. Any suggestions?

@colonelhogans Karma

First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, just a little shaken up, but l'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday morning at the petrol station on the corner of Iiverpool and Kingston Rd. I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. The police were called, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them " “Yes, it was pump number 2.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rossco1304 @ContinuousCall Don’t compare a normal sharks game to a milestone moment. 🤦

@ContinuousCall Leave the station's politics out of the league call. You never worried about Scott Morrison showing up at Sharks games. The PM has a right to be a fan, attend a match and celebrate the milestone. If he has to use the field as a thoroughfare so what?

Fair to say Mark Levy and Mark Riddell were NOT happy with Albo's on-field appearance last night.😡

@the_red_heifer @aussiechic81 You’re comparing those two games? Typical fktard.

@aussiechic81 Scott Morrison literally ran the water for the Prime Minister's XIII, entering the field of play multiple times. He would've backflipped over the Allianz Stadium fence to get out there.

No decent NRL fan gives a fuck what this professional virgin has to say, because we know if it were a Liberal PM doing it he'd drop his pants in the booth and tug himself to climax. He should stop embarrassing our great sport and stick to eating his restaurants out of business

@Matt_Pinner We all do. We had to remember that number to get picked up.

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??!

@ThoughtCrimes80 She looks about 70

Dear Kelly Osbourne, please eat. Sincerely, everyone.

@luke_amott How did you come on my feed you fkn retard?

Australia would be better off without Pauline Hanson and one nation

@lady_valor_07 💯

WHITE PEOPLE: Is this true?